i watched Vivaaah...stupidest movie i have ever seen...or one of anywayz...
its like one big fat corny soap opera...the evil chachi, the pure as silk heroine, the doodh ka dhula hero, the "dark" sister, the good as gold chachaji...i felt like throwing up...literally...it was nauseatingly saccharine...
i hate how the characters of poonam and prem are such dullards...i mean, fine, i understand shes shy n conservative but does she really have to show off her eyelids 3/4 of the movie and walk around like shes in ramanand sagar's "Ramayan"? even the way she drapes her saree...its like "ooh look at me, im so pure and virginal...im the reincarnation of seeta mayya herself"...
Dunt even get me started on shahid's character...Prem is such a B-O-R-E...and this is coming from someone who swooned hard for salman's prem in HAHK, MPK and even HSSH...shahid's performance actually made me realise tht salman is a much better actor than ppl give him credit for...
and and and...for gods sake, why do prem and poonam talk in whispers? why??? im not asking them to scream their lungs out but all the other actors in the film were talking fine...so why the unncecessary need to show them as "pious" by making them talk like they lost their voice...
i hated how friggin racist the movie was...i hated how poonam was valued for her "beauty n fairness" rather than her personality (which she has none of anyway) or the fact tht shes educated and responsible. Her so called ugly "kaali" sister was soo much more fun and spunkier...not to forget a MUCH more interesting a character.
ALl performances sucked except anupam kher, seema biswas and alok nath maybe...
The songs were horrible...who writes lyrics like "neeche dekhon toh ocean hai, upar tu aakash mein roshan hai"...uggh *cringe cringe*
sooraj bharjatiya was fine when he made MPK and HAHK...even HSSH to an extent..coz he had a middle ground...his characters were still "as good as gold"...but they had a personality, they had spunk, they were believable and relatable...
if MPKDH has intolerably chirpy characters, then this one has intolerably dull people...
silly movie...
i give it a 0.5/5...
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