(Yayyy ! So the first episode of D-Tales is here ! We are toh super exited ... are u Ready ? XD
As for those of you who do NOT know what D-Tales is ...Hmmm D-Tales ... actually we are not sure what this is ourselves :P.. fanfiction ? Parody ? Spin-off ? Or mebbe Nilesh and Vicky fans coming together and tryin to pass of their random ramblings as some twisted, crackpot "literature" ... whatever the case .. we hope u have fun reading and do leave us ur reviews and comments ...
D-Tales are episodic ... which means a D-Tale episode will be publishes every Saturday and Sunday when D-3 is not airing ! :D
Lines are written by the admins of the Facebook fanpage for Rey (Kunwar Amarjeet Singh), Nilesh (Macedon D'Mello), Vicky (Pratik 'Archi' Kalsi), and Swayam (Shantanu Maheswari ).
Rey and Swayam will appear in the next episode ! 😆
This is a joint collab by the admins of their fanpages : Rafi, Anushka, Sneha and Priyanka . ENJOY . Looking forward to ur comments ^^ )
Vicky and Nilesh are on their College's "Who's HOT who's NOT" website .. checking themselves out =P
Nilesh : Bhai ... 200 more votes in 30 minutes ... D-Man ka jalwa check kiya hai ;)
Vicky: ?:P ...u're still behind me in the record list dude ! Which means me and Rey are clearly more charming ;)
Nilesh : No .. it means u became a hot or not candidate more dan a month before me -___- Obviously tere votes zyada honge.
Vicky: Nope I'm talking abt the 30 minutes record I was at arounf 275 :P bt worry nt mine is like do ka dhamaaka .. Cuz Mera Rey ke saath Linked hai ! For Solo u're doing gr8 man ...I'm proud of u ! Don't let Dazzlers down...
Nilesh : Yup ... Princi buddha khuuusat jo bhi kahe ... One a Dazzler, ALWAYS a dazzler \m/ Waise buddhe ki beti .. Dimpy ... she was asking for Rey's number ... and when maine baaat taalne ki koshish ki .. she was like my dad is Princi .. I have access to college files ! o.O Kya darona aurat hai !
Waise come to think of it ... humarey college ki har ladki khaufnaak aur darona hai in someway .. uss din KYA aankhein dikhaai teri Mr. Reverse ENglish ne ... Mai toh SImmi ke peeche chup gaya thaa ! o.O
Vicky: god she's a super glue man ! Kuchh din pehle mujhse maang rahi thi ...I told her that Rey is not interested in girls ! Uska toh muh bandd ho gya...LOL
Nilesh : Abey aise comment na maara kar public mein .. this info along with Rey's habit of shirt utaaring when drunk .. logo ko lagega apne bhai ko ladkiyan nahin,ladke pasand hai ! And u know miss Dehradun kitni purane khayalat types hai .. woh toh bhai ko direct ditch kar degi !
Vicky: don't worry aisi rumour kab kahan kitni duur tak pahuchani hai I know ! Don't 4gt I'M the PR manager...and Dumpy I mean Dimpy well I know her Achilles' heel.. *Evil Smirk*
Nilesh : Achilles' Heel nahin .. Achilles' MIDRIFF ;) U saw the fotoz of Dimpy and that guy I sent u ... agar tune dekha hai toh ull know what I mean :P
Vicky: ofcourse dude...tune hi toh forward ki thi ! uske posters banwane baki hai...jis din Princi ne limit cross ki na...
Nilesh : Hum itne bhi kameenay nahin hai ke retirement ke pahle ek budhe ki lifetime ki izzat ka waattt lagade .. so hum waqay mein posters nahin lagayenge .. but there's nothing wrong with a lil harmless balckmailing :P Kya kehta hai ;)
Vicky: retirement se pehle...jo band band karke usne hummari BAND bajai hai uska revenge toh mai leke rahunga...fake accent marke apne aap ko Stephen Hawking of St. Louis samajhta hai ! :@
Nilesh : Dekh Vicky .. mere bhai ... dimagh thand rakh ... For us .. what is just takin revenge for .. well spoiling a bit of our fun ... could be a question of IZZAT for someone ..and for someone like Princi .. purane zamaane ki Ussoool bhai types.. its "Jaan jaaye par maan naa jaye " ... (Samajh mein aya ke translate karoun line... waise pehli dafa mujhe bhi samajh mein nahin ayaa that .. but dad keeps repeasting this .. so baat dimagh mein beth gayi hai ) ... so yeah .. But mai yeh nahin keh raha ke budhe ko mat dara ... Bilkul dara .. infact ek poster chapwaake uss ke ghar bhi bhej de .. God knows he deseves it for all the years of torment :@ ... But actual mein shehar mein na chipka dena .. Budhe ka bharosa nahin hai .. kaheen khudkhushi naa karle ! o.O
Vicky: arey city mei poster lagwake nightmare nahi dena mujhe logon ko na torture karna hai uske ghar hi bhejna ka plan hai bt dude...dis line that ur dad says "jaan jaaye par..." watever...WHATS THAT ?
Nilesh : Heh .. mera bhi pehli dafa woh line sunn ke yeh reaction the .. I was like WHAT THE ... .. but when he explained it to me ... the stuff is pretty deep actually .. its like some COde of honour .. Like u know how we have "Bros Before Hoz" so thats like from their zamaana .. Honour above all ... even death .. matlab agar Jaan bhi dena hai toh bhi denge , but Maan (honour) nahin jaane denge .. got it ? Aur waise bhi .. mujhe kisi ki jaan waan nahii leni (Except mebbe for Simmi's dad :@ )
Vicky: Deep thought dude...bt tu kyun pange le raha hai Simmi aur uske dad sey !
Nilesh : Abey uss din.. after rehersal Simmi , RInnni aur Sharon ko shoppping jaana thaa .. toh mai le gaya inn ko .. ab shopping innhon ne jo shuru ki toh ki .. aisa lag raha thaa jaise pooora Mumbai in logon me khareed lena hai ..Hum log 5:00pm ko gaye thei .. in ki shoppping 10:30 ke kareeb jaake khatam hua .. phir Sharon ko achanak Foie Gras khane ka kahyal ayaaa .. ab woh har jagah toh milti nahin toh mai inhe Nariman Point le gaya ... wahan dinner toh inn logon ne 15 minutes mein khatam kar liya .. but baatein inn ki jo hai khatam hi nahin hoti ! o.O Waapsi par Rinni madam ko langra kutta dikh gaya ... raaste par parha hua thaa .. toh ab kuttey ko Vet ke paas leke jaana parha jo ke Dombivili mein hai .. by the time we we done with all this Simmi ko yaad aya ke woh restaurant mein apna purse bhool ayi .. Phir lagi trip Nariman point ki .. yeh saara drama khatam hote hote raat ke do baj gaye .. toh jab mai Simmi ko ghar chodne gaya toh uss ke hitler baap ne mujhe jo sunaya ... Bhai ki qasam, itna lecture kabhi hume PM ne bhi nahin di hogi parliament mein ! o.O Ek toh mai sharafat se unn ki beti ko ghar drop kar raha thaa .. upar ke gaaliya mujhe hi sunna parha aur kahan ke ab se Simmi meri gaadi mein kahin nahin jayegi.. ab tu hi bol :@
Vicky: misunderstandings and misunderstanding ! Apni toh fate line mei likha hua hai WE ARE MISUNDERSTOOD LOOSERS...baap ki chhod yahan toh ladaki meri baat sunne ko taiyaar nai hai ! Tera achha hai cz ur girl is a dazzler...think abt me dude ! Na usse openly mil sakta hoon na baat kar sakta hoon !
Nilesh : TOh isi liye mai keh raha hoon .. princie ko thank you bol ke Salaam thok ... cuz uss ki wajah se yeh LOC khatam hone jaa raha hai .. Aur RDX ko bhi ... ! Ab tu Neha se asaani le mil sakta hai ! Warna soch .. pahle wala St. Louise hota toh Sharon tum donon ko khaa jaati .. aur woh bhi baghair salt ke ! o.O As for Neha ... kaise nahin manegi .. bhai ne itna grand scale event jo plan kiya hai uss ke liye ! And trust me on this one ,.. gurls love grand gestures ;) Woh tere dance cum apology ke baad candle] ki tarha pighal jayegi ! ;)
Vicky: hope so dude !! *dreamy eyes* *falls in pool*
Nilesh : ?*Drags Vicky out of pool , holds him by the collar and shakes him to get him to dry up ASAP*
Vicky: DUUUDE kya kar raha hai tu ! easy man...
Nilesh : Jo bhi kar raha hoon tere liye kar raha hoon !You are so sensitive to water and all .. kabhi tujhe rash ho jata hai toh kabhi kerala ke junglee bandar ki tarha tu cheenkey jaata haai ... aur eik dafa toh tujhe do haftey tak pneumonia thaa ! o.O
Vicky: I know dude bt aaram se ! Neha has made me immune to Pneumonia *dreamy eyes*
Nilesh : One more majnu at the beer bar sigh .. in beer waaalon ki toh party ho gayi =S
Vicky: yeah...munna badnaam hua darling uske liye !
Nilesh : Iss Neha ne tera kya haal kar diya .. apna Angrez Vicky ab Bollywood flavour Nautanki karne laga ha :D
TO BE CONTINUED :D
Nilesh Fanpage (Rafi): https://www.facebook.com/BEVDA.DMAN.NILESH.MACEDONDMELLO
Vicky Reyansh Best Buddies Fanpage (Anushka) : https://www.facebook.com/vicky.reyansh.theBestBuddies
D3 Boys Fanpage (Priyanka) : https://www.facebook.com/D3.boys
Swayam The Lover Boy Fanpage (Sneha) : https://www.facebook.com/Swayam.LoverBoy.ShantanuMaheshwari
CHAPTER 2 : https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1790931&TPN=2
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