Dear Aunt Agnes

Really too much Shipra calling one of those people that write Dear Aunt Agnes type of columns in magazine:

Shipra:  "helloji helloji..kaun Aunt Agnes bol rahi hain?"

"Haan..aap ka naam?"

Shipra:  'Mera Shipra...ex Miss Bhuneshwar."

"Bolo kya punchna hai?"

Shipra: "Ek ladka hai...woh angoothi nehi wapas de raha...aap madad kar sakte hain."

"Ms Shipra...aap toh kafi umar ke lagte hoh...aur aap larke se shadi karna chahati hoh."

Shipra: "Oh sorry...mein nahi meri beti.  Uski sagai toot gayi lekin woh admi usse ring wapas nahi de saka."

"Oh par Mrs Shipra...iss mamle mein madad nahi kar sakti..."

Shipra:  "Nahi...nahi please Aunt Agnes...meri friends toh kehteh hain aap very good hai...issi tarah problem solve karne mein."

"Hain mein love story ki ladai jagde ke problems mein help karti hoon.  Par yeh toh angoothi ki baat hain."

Shipra: "Toh kya...koi ko angoothi dene ki pehle pyaar...kissiko angoothi dene ki baad...love story toh hai hi nah."

Aunt agnes, uff this woman is wasting my time...angoothi wapas lene ka jagrah hai...kahaan kahaan lovestory ki bare mein. "Look Mrs Shipra...woh admi angoothi wapas nahi dena chahta toh samaj jao ke uss admi ko apki beti se pyaar hogayah."

Shipra: "Sachi.."

"Sachi...bas mein phone rakhon...aap ka phone bill already do hazaar ka ho chuka hai."

Shipra: "Do hazaar...yeh apki ad mein toh likha hai...free advice...toh do hazaar kaisa."

"Mrs Shipra...aap ne woh last line...jo chote akshar mein likhi hai woh nahi pari...uss mein saaf saaf likha hai...ek minute kai 250 rupees phone charges."

Shipra: "Kya...aap dhoke dete hoi logo ko...aap hamara jaise dukhi logo ka faayda lete hai...aise...paisa kamane...thooo...kaminey..."

"oye madam...aap ka charge aur 500 rupees badh gaya...aapke paas paisa zyaada hai kya...aapko joh bhi boldna bolo...mujhe kya...paise aapko dene hai...mujhe nahin."

Shipra screams and slams the phone down.

🤣🤣🤣😆 ROFL Excellent and hilarious  dialogues with lot of punch lines The lines that got me were...Ms Shipra...aap toh kafi umar ke lagte hoh...aur aap larke se shadi karna chahati hoh."  Cougar relationship Mrs, Shipra Sharma

"Sachi...bas mein phone rakhon...aap ka phone bill already do hazaar ka ho chuka hai."

Shipra: "Do hazaar...yeh apki ad mein toh likha hai...free advice...toh do hazaar kaisa."

"Mrs Shipra...aap ne woh last line...jo chote akshar mein likhi hai woh nahi pari...uss mein saaf saaf likha hai...ek minute kai 250 rupees phone charges."

Shipra: "Kya...aap dhoke dete hoi logo ko...aap hamara jaise dukhi logo ka faayda lete hai...aise...paisa kamane...thooo...kaminey..."

"oye madam...aap ka charge aur 500 rupees badh gaya...aapke paas paisa zyaada hai ky

Poor Shipra  saddled with a  Rs 500 bill for not reading the fine print.

 

Keep on writing these funny dialogues ...we need laughter in the forum

   Ha hahaaa. So funny. All those dialogues and especially those punch ones regarding the phone bills. Enjoyed very much.

OMG Kantaben 😆,this is damn funny 🤣