Posted: 26 May 2011 at 12:06am | IP Logged
Good morning my fellow Forum-Members.
My name is mystic-writer92, better known as mystic-writer92 on India-Forums
Let me begin with explaining my name first of all.
My mother loved mysteries. Anything mystery. Even her marriage was a mystery, according to her.
My father on the other hand was a writer and wanted me to grow up and follow in his footsteps.
So add the hyphen and they named me.
The 92 is the sum of their age at the time I was born. My mother was 21 and my father was 71.
Now, there seems to be a lot of conspiracies surrounding me and questions regarding me.
Firstly, a lot of you seem to be confused about my gender.
Would it scare if you if I said that I am neither a girl or a boy?
Well it would scare me as well.
But don't worry, that's not the case (THANK GOD).
I am a GIRLIE
I can't prove that in any ways possible, but what I can prove is that I'm a human being.
I'm typing (PROOF).
And if I'm not mistaken, there's a 1/2 chance of me being a girl.
I was dating Mihir, which increases the odds greatly.
Therefore I am a girl.
Next, you all think that I need some sort of therapy.
No, I don't.
I went to a counselor at the age of 14 and never going back again.
He asked me all sorts of weird questions like "Whats your name?" and "When did you come to [insert country name here]?" and I was like...uh...are these questions even relevant. He just stared at me and I ran out. In my country, you pay up to the doctor (/therapist) even for staring. Good thing the stare lasted only a few seconds.
Hence I have a therapist-phobia.
So stop constantly telling me to go see one.
And no, I don't anybody.
I simply criticize those who write without thinking twice.
Let me be very clear, I'm not here make friends (well, not a lot anyways).
I'm not here to celebrate birthdays, attend graduations, or cry on funerals.
I'm here because its a damn forum about dancing, one of the many things I can do better than you all.
On that note, my hobbies include, but are not limited to, eating muffins, decorating cakes (I hate eating them though), and mixing chocolate chip cookie batter.
However, most of all, I love WWE.
My passion for WWE is without an end.
From the moment I wake up to the moment I sleep, a part of WWE always remains inside me.
I know all you dancers wouldn't understand because of...well just look at yourselves.
But past the bias-ness, you can clearly see that all dancers simply copy the moves the WWE wrestlers use in the ring. Dancers aren't original. At all.
If you still have any questions about me,
Please be afraid to ask.
I'll answer as late as possible.
K Bye (that's my catchphrase and don't you dare steal it).