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Bhagonwali - Baante Apni Taqdeer

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sur001 IF-Dazzler

Joined: 12 March 2011
Posts: 3796

Posted: 24 May 2011 at 8:44pm | IP Logged

hey FrndsSmile,

             I am again here to bore you with my chatar patar(bakwas)Embarrassed...lets start from start...
Todays episode was great ..(smiles)..not for all I know...atleast not to them who are waiting for today's episode eagerly...EmbarrassedLOLWink
Guddu ban Gaya Gentleman...LOL
yes..he changed his shirt and came in full style but idiot..Mr.Kannauj competition was over last week onlyConfused...and you are still prepapring for it...But I am really angry on GudduAngryAngry...Abey ghonchu...wife is buying gifts for everyone and you cannot buy even a single gift for her...(no one dare to add his name with other girls..he cannot buy a gift for his wife..then what would he have given to his girlfriend)
          But my sweet she is ...she can be happy in small things thats why...She was lost on seeing him(Her expression was He is Guddu or I am seeing Mr.Kanpoor)
Hello...How are you Kukkan?ROFL
Haila...Ye Bhojpuri news channel se Hinglish ndews channel me kab convert huaShocked...
Are you pregnant??
Don't start throwing Chappals OuchOuchand sandils at me...I was talking about Jabbu...Wink
           Jabbu gonna create a history...He will be the first man on earth who will give birth to a baby...Taaliyan(clap)ClapClapClapClap...Mahadevi you are taking free fokat ka tension...You are pregnant but symptoms are exhibited on Jabbu...
             Guddu is a Godd boy ...Kannauj is a big country...
Kukkan is a good devar...and just like Sri hanumaan
But Jabbu is a bad lover...and he is vishpurush...Run...Run save your life
Mummy mai choti se badi kab ho gayi(when I grew up)ConfusedConfused
Mummy mai choti se badi kab ho gayi(mummy when I grew up)
Baby clip lagati thi...attitude dikhati thi(I was putting baby
                                            clip...was showing attitude)
Baby clip lagake...Romance ke gul khilake(Putting 
                                         babyclip...blossomed romance)
Baby clip lagate lagate...honewale baby ki maa kab ban gayi
                     (putting babyclip...I became a to be mother)
Beta ye to tuhi b ata sakti hai...I was busy in setting fire in Runjhun's life
Tees diwasiya challenge(Thirty day challenge)
Ureka!...we got everything about challenge(abey dhakkanon...Angry)
Stop celebrating...its an old news ...You know this is called Ramayan is over and asking who is sita...When the challenge has reached to its final point they entered in have put fire in my Gunjhun's life...God won't leave you...Hey this is only called na...ulta chor kotwaal ko daante...Thirty day challenge will be over and we know we will get our Gunjhun either that day or after a little wait...but Tera Kya Hoga Kaaliyan...And yes one more thing for Jabevi(Fools of rods don't understand words)
I will abort this child
Rumnjhun...why are you asking her anything...She is two steps ahead...You are still in search of good dates and your sister has done jungal me mangal...sorry khandhar me mangalLOLLOL
Amma...kabhi to bahar niklo
Paas aao paas aao
mere saason me samon
Paas aao na
Why are you scared yaar...I assure you...he has brushed his teeth and he himself is a slow bone and cannot reach to youer level of thinking stay calm
Money matters...see I brought for you...Amma ...Amma the one thing stays in mind then how can I think about you patidev...ok then go dhrampatni...she can only knock some sense in your head
Jai jai shiv shankar ...kaanta lage na kankar
Pyaala tere naam ka piya...
Mar jaaongi mit jaaoongi...
Jo pine mujhe thoda aur na diya
Ho sau Rab di...

Edited by sur001 - 25 May 2011 at 7:16am

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Infofan IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 15 September 2010
Posts: 12012

Posted: 24 May 2011 at 8:48pm | IP Logged
Sur, you are hilarious LOL
Sonadev Senior Member

Joined: 05 May 2011
Posts: 342

Posted: 24 May 2011 at 8:55pm | IP Logged
sur  ...great sense of humor ...maja aa gaya
newfoundlove Senior Member

Joined: 24 February 2011
Posts: 200

Posted: 24 May 2011 at 9:13pm | IP Logged
loved the sense of humour

uzee Senior Member

Joined: 19 May 2009
Posts: 943

Posted: 24 May 2011 at 9:26pm | IP Logged
gr8 made me laugh so much...
guddu's english was really funny today...and i loved kukkan's and guddu's crack on jabbo abt being was mad funny...
Julz06 Senior Member

Joined: 26 September 2010
Posts: 660

Posted: 24 May 2011 at 9:49pm | IP Logged
Hilarious post luved ur sense of humour
munam_13 IF-Dazzler

Joined: 20 November 2007
Posts: 3544

Posted: 25 May 2011 at 12:08am | IP Logged
will edit later
Prabhkallu Goldie

Joined: 12 September 2006
Posts: 1729

Posted: 25 May 2011 at 3:15am | IP Logged
Super Great! LOL Sur, you rock as always!

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