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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 6:53am | IP Logged
My turn for entry
 
Amit ne AXE EFFECT Deo lagya aur nikla. Amit k peeche ek budhiya pad gayi. Office pahuchte hi us ne Veer se kaha :-" Kya Yaar Veer AXE EFFECT se budhiya peeche pad gayi."
 
Veer:- "Kya mai Deo ki bottle dekh sakta hoon." Amit ne us ko bottle dikhai.
 
Veer bola:- "Tune expired Deo laga liya tha."

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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 5:09am | IP Logged

Joke for yesterday

Amit asked Veer:- "Do you know how can you find your wife in a supermarket if she is lost?"

Veer:- "Vaise meri to shaadi nahi hue hai abhi fir bhi bata de."

Amit:- 1. Have a look around at the shoppers, then walk up to the prettiest girl in the store.
2. Say to her, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the supermarket somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
3. The pretty girl will ask: 'Why?'
4. You reply: 'Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materialises out of thin air.'

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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 5:17am | IP Logged
Sorry for being late guys

Today's character






Kaya

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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 6:28am | IP Logged

JOKE for today

 
Kaya Veer se:- "Is baat ka bhala kya saboot hai ki tum lawyer ho?"
 
Veer:- "Itne garmi me bhala aur kaun coat pehnega?"

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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 7:21am | IP Logged
kaya raj se jaake kahete haai ke uske aunty ka motapa bohot baar gaye haai but she dont wan to take any medicine
 
toh raj kaya ko baataya haai ke uske aunty ko kahe roz ek ghantta horse riding karne ke liye this will reduce her fatness
 
kaya thanks him for his advice
 
dekhte dekhte ek hafta beeth jaata hai
 
raj kaya ko pucchta haai ke koi farak aaya
 
toh kaya usse kahete hai ke farak toh paara par uske aunty ko nahin balke horse ko jo horse kareeb 100 killo ka tha woh ab sirf 50 kilo ka rahe gaya haai


Edited by ronojoy_ria - 27 May 2011 at 7:22am

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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 7:46am | IP Logged
KAYA SANOLI AUR PAKKI BAAT KAR RAHE THEE
PAAKI AAJ KI PARTI MEIN MEE BLACK DRESS PEHAN KAR AAUNGI 
KYUNKI MERE PATI KE BAAL BLACK HEIN
SANOLI AAJ KI PARTI MEIN MEE WHITE DRESS PEHAN KAR AAUNGI 
KYUNKI MERE PATI KE BAAL WHITE HEIN
KAYA STILL QUIET THEN SAY YAAR MEI TO AAYI NAHI SAKTI MERA PAATI CoolTO GANJA HAI

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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 10:20am | IP Logged
Originally posted by desaiprachi07

Sorry for being late Ouch and thank god Vartika didn't announce till yet new character name Wink
 
So my entry is here
 

Veer to Amit: Do you know i have made such thing
which can able us to see through the wall?

Amit with wonder: What is that?

Veer: Hole



hahaha i love your silly jokes!!!!

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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 10:22am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Mahak Sinha

Sorry for being late guys

Today's character






Kaya




okay guys DHOOM maacha do...bcz is dafa to sab ke fav KAYA hai!!!Thumbs Up

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