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Chelsha Senior Member
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Posted: 23 May 2011 at 4:29pm | IP Logged
Param i loved your post a lot dear.
Hahaha...
It will be so helpful for all the hubbies out there to read their wifeys minds.
LOL

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Posted: 23 May 2011 at 5:38pm | IP Logged
punjabi bachhe paper toh 1 din pehlan(punjabi kids just one day before exams)
 
6 am:10 min hor so liye(lets sleep for ten more mins)
9 am:11 baje shuru karenge(wil start at 11)
11am:thodi der gaane sun lenda hun...mood ban jaasi(lets listen to sum songs ...to get in a good mood)2pm:roti kha ke so janda hun taki raatu neend na aave..padna jo passi(let me have lunch and sleep so that i wont feel sleepy at night as i have to study)
5 pm:syllabus to lab lavan(hmmm...ok let me ask the syllabus)
7 pm:imp puch lavan kisse padhaku bachun ton(let me ask wats imp frm some padhaku student)
9 pm:iddan ni kam banana parchiya banani paise(it wont work this way ill have to make chits)
11pm:hun kinni tyaari hossi kal di kal hi vekhi javegi(hmmm i cant prepare much now...let me leave the rest to tomm)
 
sry to those who dont undestand punjabi..i tried my best to translate

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Posted: 23 May 2011 at 5:42pm | IP Logged
cuttest letter by a little kid:
dear maths,
please grow up nd solve ur problems urself
im fed up of solving ur problems i have my own also...Angry
pls try and undestand
thanxs

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Posted: 23 May 2011 at 5:44pm | IP Logged
height of respect:-
hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ate hain ki kahin teacher ye na kahe ki
"dekho aaj k bachhe bado ko jawab dete hain"
sanskar u know.

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Posted: 23 May 2011 at 5:54pm | IP Logged
few things indian movies have taught us:
1.a man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince wen a woman tries to clean his wounds
2.if u start dancing on the street  everyone u meet will know all the steps
3.a detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended frm duty
4.atleast one of the identical twins is born evil
5.should u decide to defuse a bomb,dont worry which wire to cut ..ull always choose the right one
6.wen u turn off the light to go to bedeveryhting in ur room will still beclearly visible,just slightly bluish.

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Posted: 23 May 2011 at 6:38pm | IP Logged
Here is a one liner that I found hilarious...

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.ROFL

Edited by naamteeg - 23 May 2011 at 6:38pm

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Posted: 23 May 2011 at 6:56pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by tanya94

few things indian movies have taught us:
1.a man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince wen a woman tries to clean his wounds
2.if u start dancing on the street  everyone u meet will know all the steps
3.a detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended frm duty
4.atleast one of the identical twins is born evil
5.should u decide to defuse a bomb,dont worry which wire to cut ..ull always choose the right one
6.wen u turn off the light to go to bedeveryhting in ur room will still beclearly visible,just slightly bluish.

HAHA tanya94 that is tooo goood!!ROFL
I would like to add one more to it...

7. Don't worry that you wouldn't be able to spot your wounds under your bandages, the doctor always leaves a splash of blood on the bandage to mark the spot.

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Posted: 23 May 2011 at 7:25pm | IP Logged
oh i have some jokes from my joke bookLOL:

"Mommy, mommy, why do you keep poking daddy in the ribs?"
"If I don't, the fire will go out."


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"What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.
"I'm a nurse."
" I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. 
" That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."ROFL

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Man: "My wife worships me."
Man's friend: "Why do you think that?"
Man: She puts burnt offerings in front of me three times a day."

Embarrassed


Edited by XXaquafireXX - 23 May 2011 at 7:26pm

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