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617488

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Posted: 12 years ago

cuttest letter by a little kid:

dear maths,

please grow up nd solve ur problems urself

im fed up of solving ur problems i have my own also...😡

pls try and undestand

thanxs

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617488

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Posted: 12 years ago

height of respect:-

hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ate hain ki kahin teacher ye na kahe ki

"dekho aaj k bachhe bado ko jawab dete hain"

sanskar u know.

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617488

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Posted: 12 years ago

few things indian movies have taught us:

1.a man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince wen a woman tries to clean his wounds

2.if u start dancing on the street everyone u meet will know all the steps

3.a detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended frm duty

4.atleast one of the identical twins is born evil

5.should u decide to defuse a bomb,dont worry which wire to cut ..ull always choose the right one

6.wen u turn off the light to go to bedeveryhting in ur room will still beclearly visible,just slightly bluish.

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naamteeg

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Posted: 12 years ago

Here is a one liner that I found hilarious...

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.🤣 Edited by naamteeg - 12 years ago

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naamteeg

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: tanya94
few things indian movies have taught us:
1.a man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince wen a woman tries to clean his wounds

2.if u start dancing on the street everyone u meet will know all the steps

3.a detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended frm duty

4.atleast one of the identical twins is born evil

5.should u decide to defuse a bomb,dont worry which wire to cut ..ull always choose the right one

6.wen u turn off the light to go to bedeveryhting in ur room will still beclearly visible,just slightly bluish.

HAHA tanya94 that is tooo goood!!🤣

I would like to add one more to it...

7. Don't worry that you wouldn't be able to spot your wounds under your bandages, the doctor always leaves a splash of blood on the bandage to mark the spot.

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XXaquafireXX

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Posted: 12 years ago

oh i have some jokes from my joke book😆:

"Mommy, mommy, why do you keep poking daddy in the ribs?"

"If I don't, the fire will go out."

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"What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.

"I'm a nurse."

" I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear.

" That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."🤣

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Man: "My wife worships me."

Man's friend: "Why do you think that?"

Man: She puts burnt offerings in front of me three times a day."

😳

Edited by XXaquafireXX - 12 years ago

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anshu

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Posted: 12 years ago

Can't stop laughing. Sorry can't add from my side

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