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Posted: 12 years ago
I m Back πŸ˜Ž   Will post more later πŸ‘πŸΌ
Part 1 
Outrageous & funny Answers r welcome . If U have previously ans . any of Q.s , feel free to skip . πŸ€“
1 ) Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon?
2 ) What do u call a male ladybug?
3 ) What do chickens think we taste like?
4 ) Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
5 ) Have you ever imagined a world w/out hypothetical situations?
6 ) If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?
7 ) If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
8 ) If American mothers give their babies tiny fork and spoons, then what chinese mothers give their babies? toothpicks?
9 )  Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
10 ) How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
11 ) Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
12 ) If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words
worth?
13 ) What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to
go?
14 ) If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
15 ) Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
16 ) Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives
 a race car not called a racist?
17 ) Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
18 ) Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
19 ) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, What would they call it ?
20 ) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
21 ) Y Old people read religious books a whole lot ? R they preparing for their final exam  ?
22 ) If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
23 ) How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
24 ) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit
while you're ahead"?
25 ) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Part 2 : 

1 )  How can a man go eight days without sleep?
2 ) If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
3 ) What can you never eat for breakfast ?
4 ) What happened when wheel was invented ?
5 ) Gulf of Khambhat is in which state
6 ) .How did a fool and his money get together? 
7 ) Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? 
8 ) Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? 
9 ) When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
10 ) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? 
11 ) Have you ever stolen anything?
12 ) Have you ever snooped in someone else's stuff?
13 ) Have you ever dissed your best friend 
14 ) How often do U  ignore calls on Ur cell phone?
15 ) What is your idea of a romantic date?
16 ) Which is the best age to marry?
17 ) Which color do you like the best?
18 ) If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
19 ) What are your major goals in life?
20 ) Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
21 ) Where is the place that you want to go the most?
22 ) Which part of you that you hate the most?
23 ) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?
24 ) What are you afraid to lose the most?
25 ) If you win $1 million, what would you do?
26 ) What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
27 ) What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
28 ) Are you a shopaholic or no?
29 ) If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
30 ) If your friend is doing something bad , would you tell him / her to stop? or Even tell on him / her ?
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Posted: 12 years ago
Shounak and Nets thanks guys. You have made my day..Actually after reading your posts my whole day is likely to go in answering them. So thanks for making my day. πŸ˜†
Hum yeh aapka ehsaan zindagi bhar yaad rakhenge.πŸ˜‰
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Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by: tejeshec

Shounak and Nets thanks guys. You have made my day..Actually after reading your posts my whole day is likely to go in answering them. So thanks for making my day. πŸ˜†
Hum yeh aapka ehsaan zindagi bhar yaad rakhenge.πŸ˜‰

Anything for U Tejesh , Tumhare liye toh aur ?s bhi bhej doo ...πŸ˜‰    Chaheeye kya ...?  πŸ˜† FYI , U haven't Ans. the first set  . πŸ€£
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Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by: netri

Anything for U Tejesh , Tumhare liye toh aur ?s bhi bhej doo ...πŸ˜‰    Chaheeye kya ...?  πŸ˜† FYI , U haven't Ans. the first set  . πŸ€£



Working on your first set sweetie. Thoda sabar karoge toh acha phal milega.πŸ˜†
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Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by: netri

Congo Shongo Tejesh ... πŸ₯³  Thank U shounak for listening to me ... I'll b back with more ...

Part 1
Name 5 people (Male / Female ) u would like to meet and why? Alive / Dead , They can be anyone Politicians , Sports personality, Authors , Musicians...Scientist anyone...

1.Amitabh Bachchan: unmatched and larger than life persona,  deadly baritone, earth shattering performances and for being the real Shahenshah in whatever he did. Loved the way he got himself out of trouble many times in his life and is still the most shining star in the country.

2.SachinTendulkar: How do I put why I would like to meet the God?

3.Roger Federer: He is such an artist like a Mozart on his piano deconstructing his opponents with such ease and style. A genius and the undisputed king of tennis and yet being so down to earth n yaa a philanthropist. He makes me go crazy whenever he is on the tennis court.

4.Steffi Graph: The charisma and the aura around her. For having dominated the tennis world for such a long period and being a role model for all the sportsmen/women.

5.Sridevi: Diva of acting n dance. My first crush. Need I say more.


Part 2

1)  Which is the funniest name you've ever heard?
Mpumelelo Mbangwa (Zimbabwean Cricket Player)

2)  If the pen is mightier than the sword, why isn't the pencil?
Even the pencil is just that it goes without saying.

3)Which day of the week do you hate the most?
Never gave a thought actually. May be Sunday cuz all I do on that day is think about the coming week days and feel sad. Also this forum is the least active on Sunday.πŸ˜†

4)Which is your least favorite season?
Summer. I can't bear the heat.

5)What is the greatest thing you have ever done, so far?
Nothing as such which can be called gr8. But I am trying.

6)Which was the scariest moment of your life?
I had got typhoid five years back and I thought i will die. How stupid to have thought like that in this age.

7)Which is the best book you have ever read?
Not much of a reader but was blown away after reading the Godfather.

8)Has any movie or book made a big impact on you?
Godfather again. Both the movie and the book have left a lasting impression on me on how to run a family/business, specially how to make decisions in life and make strategies.

9)What are you excessively obsessive-compulsive about?

Hygiene. I am a cleanliness freak.πŸ˜†

10)What do you prefer, eating salsa or dancing it?
Of course dancing, its one of my passions.

11)If your life was a book, what would you name it and how would your story end? And what would be the climax in it?
Title: Tejesh-India's Most Loved Son
StoryLine: The book would talk about all my deeds that led India to the number 1 position on the HDI.
Climax: On my death bed, signs a will donating all my holdings(assume they will run into billions) to a trust that will provide food/shelter/education to the needy children around the world. All my sons and daughters are trying their best to change my will but maine jo ek baar commitment kardi toh main apni bhi nahin sunta.🀣 

Part 3 

1 )    Why are there so many players if love is not a game?
Love may not be a game but it is the only thing in this world which everyone craves for. That's why too many players are behind it.πŸ˜†

2 )    If we count sheep to fall asleep, what do they count?

They go to sleep only when they feel sleepy unlike us who try to sleep even if we aren't. So they don't need to count anything. Neend aayi so gaye varna ghaans charne chale gaye

3 )    Why do banks leave vault doors open and chain the pens to the counter?

Aisa kya? maine toh kabhi nahin dekha, mujhe toh nahin pata. tumhe pata hai toh khud bata do.πŸ˜†

4 )     Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?   🀣
You are sad that u have gone older so you spit and the others are happy that u are gonna die soon(ah such a relief)πŸ˜†.

5 )     What is your all time favorite comedy movie?

Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron

6 )     Whats your favorite horror movie?

Evil Dead

7  )    Do you do crazy dance when no one is looking?

Everyday during and just after I take bath.(bathroom dancer)πŸ˜†. I stay alone so I have the liberty to do anything actually.πŸ˜†

8 )     At the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water?

Wherever there are ***** that will be my playground🀣. samjhdaar ko ishaara hee kaafi haiπŸ˜‰

9 )     What's your favorite midnight snack?

Pistachios

10 )    What is the one, single food that you would never give up?
Roti. Can give up kapda and makaan though.πŸ˜†

11 )      What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Sling Shot. Still have one.


12 )      What do you think is the most useless class in high school?

Nothing. I just loved school. wish we remained kids forever😭

13 )       Whats your favorite month of the year?
December. Happy to forget the year gone by and even more happy to start afresh.

14 )       What 1 thing would you take with you on a deserted island?

Alladin ka Chirag🀣

15 )       Who is your favorite Superhero ?
None. I am more attracted towards the villains in the super hero movies. They have all the fun.


Nets hope u like them even if u don't do i care? 🀣...You should feel proud that u made me answer these ?'s...U never know tomorrow publishers will make a queue outside u'r house to get these answers from u for my biography-The Gr8 Tejesh Ejanthkar in his 20'sπŸ˜†
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Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by: tejeshec


Nets hope u like them even if u don't do i care? 🀣...You should feel proud that u made me answer these ?'s...U never know tomorrow publishers will make a queue outside u'r house to get these answers from u for my biography-The Gr8 Tejesh Ejanthkar in his 20'sπŸ˜†

   I like all of ur Ans. But these r the most liked ones ...πŸ‘  Nice Going ... πŸ˜³
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Posted: 12 years ago
arre vah!!!! congratulations bhaiyya!!!πŸ₯³ sorry for the late wish thoughπŸ˜† 


and don't worry, i'll spare you and won't ask any questions... πŸ˜†  ORRR maybe i'll post some later if i find some time... πŸ˜†
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Posted: 12 years ago
Nets U liked my answers, they must be good then. Your appreciation is well taken.πŸ˜†

Feefs thanks but vaat lagi padi hui hai. Sab ke sab paagalon ki tarah peeche pad gaye hain. Sad thing is that I can't even grill them later as their turn is already over and I wasn't in IF when they were made the PHOOL.😭

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Posted: 12 years ago
tej bhai...
where are answers for my questions...
 
 
And thank god, When I was GPOTW, the whole forum was Sleepy...
so, it got over in 5 pages...ha ha
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Posted: 12 years ago
Your set is almost done Haaka. I just got saved as my answers got almost deleted due to space constraints in each post. Thank God I had copied u'r ?'s in word doc and added my answers there. So I have a copy. Uff. Baal Baal BacheπŸ˜†