res nice one naina
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well not that gud in it but still tryingπ
Phone call comes and arvind cums and picks it up.
caller : (girls voice) sir...
arvind: yeah speaking
girl: sir woh mai kya kehna chah rahi thi na sir ki wo mai
arvind: SHUT UP I mean speak up
arvind thinking - shut up bolne ki buri aadat ho gaayi hai saara zamana ab to haansta hai tsk tsk tsk
girl: sir mai hospital se bol rahi hun
arvind: kya? bauji thik to hai na unhe kuch hua to nahi na? agar hua to mai pure hospital ko jail me band kar dunga?
girl: Sir wo hospital se bhag gaye
arvind: kya? kya ? kya? *camera zooming on his face three times*
Girl: haan sir wo kuch der pehle hi bhaag gaye. *in a very sad tone* sir unhone toh hume hospital ke kapde tak wapas nahi kiye aur yahan tak ki woh to oxygen mask laga ke bhaag gaye sath mein oxygen cylinder bhi tha par jaate waqt deewar se takra kar woh cylinder gir gayi. usi ki awaz seh to mai daur ke aayi to dekha ki aapke bauji hospital ke main darwaze se bhag gaye.
arvind: lekin kaise aur kaha?
girl: Arey sir agar woh wheel chair pe bhagte toh main uski bhi report deti naa? woh pair se bhage of course aur rahi baat kaha bhage to woh unhone aapne letter me saaf saaf likha hai.
arvind: kiska letter?
girl: *thinking* bevda hai kya abhi kaha bauji ka letter isko samajh me nahi aata hai kaise kaise log police mein bharti ho jaate hain pata nahin.*thinking*
arvind: kuch to kaho
girl: arey sir wo aapke bauji ne letter rakha tha bhagne se pehle. Lagta hai aapke khandan me kisi aur tarike ka blood paya jata hai. lekin sirf ladko meinπ. kyunki unhe saab sunai de raha tha itne deno se comma mein par wo itne saare medal ke bojh se thak gaye the to unhone thodi zyada so li. lekin kal jab unhe pata chala ki unka ek beta Vampire hai aur ek ko anger management se 5 bar bahar nikala gaya hai aur ek bete ne shut up bolne ka guinness world record banaya hai toh woh itna tot gaye ki woh uth gaye aur hamse mana kiya aap logon ko batane. Aur hum dig ki baat kaise mana kar saakte the.
arvind: Shut Up
girl: achcha to aapne banaya record congrats sir.
arvind:Shut up
girl: sir mai samajh gayi
Arvind: to woh kaha gaye?
girl: sir woh aap teeno bhai pe itna gussa hai ki woh pehle aapni revolver lene gaye aur phir puja ka saman.
arvind: kyu bauji revolver ki puja karna chahte hai?
girl: arey nahi sar woh pehle aap teeno ko marenge phir arthi bhi to uthwani hai to puja ka saman.
arvind: kya?
girl: kya nahi sir han aur woh kuch aaisa bhi keh rahe the ki woh arjun aarohi ko bahar nikalenge aur kuch nati natino ke naam ke suggestions bhi mange hai
arvind: yeh nahi ho sakta
and he faints
so there it is I knw its kinda boring but tried so that's it hope u enjoyed
Edited by katrina_petrova - 12 years ago