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Yeeeaaa. I could find some time to really talk about this absurd stupidity this channel has adopted on this story. Why not build the story slowly instead of playing for instant TRPs 😡? Now suddenly Alka is being convinced to become the candidate by Mataji right after less than two episodes when Mataji was asking Alka and Chander to get married in the court? Grrr. And Alka goes WHAAAT? Easy girl on my eardrums. Have you not heard of it before? What is this the Madhubala era 😕?
Oh well. Much better to do a weekly update I guess. For some weird reason, Estate Manager even arranges for a honeymoon for Mr. & Mrs. Stiffness (sometimes I wonder if Mr. Stiffness even has a bank account of his own, duh) and what more all this is arranged using makemytrip.com where you will get the cheesiest hotels to deal with where the waiter at the hotel will say "Happy Honeymoon Sir" with a naughty little smile and go nudge nudge wink wink 🤣. Really where in the world does any waiter say "Happy Honeymoon". Please give two solid kicks on the back side of the director from my side 🤣.
Also, this week there is a live demonstration where Alka can cause as much damage with her tears like the rains did in Mumbai a few years back. Sheeessh. Easy on the tears. All that bravado about their love goes flying out of the window as soon as Mr. Stiffness finds out about it. Alka is ready to drown the entire NNT household in her tears. Get out the life jackets 😲. Mr. Stiffness starts handling Alka as if he is Chambal ka Daaku having got hold of a kamsin kali from the village, Yuk 🤢. Chander goes from sheep to sheeper. Lives up to his level best of not being a man and getting his ass kicked around. Really how can any viewer love the treatment of this story is beyond me. Mrs. Stiffness seems to have negotiated in her contract to only partake in generic dialog exchange like "sab theek ho jayega" or "aap chinta mat kijiye". Yeah who doesnt know that. They paid you to burden out with these lines. Get out of here.
And then comes this announcement on the reservation bill. Seriously I think Govind was off to the cowshed smoking pot having no idea that NNT's constituency would become a reserved one for women. Anywho. if one was to give the benefit of the "creative shock" doubt to the creators of this show no need to put the viewers on a roller coaster ride. Pace it out a bit man. Who is in a hurry ? Let Mr. Stiffness sit around with his laptop on his honeymoon updating his Facebook status, "my wife is going to sleep" to "my wife just sneezed". Thats how he plans his election strategy 👍🏼. But then Papa Stiffness suffers a heart attack @ his non-existent heart not because the constituency got reserved for women but because that letter was from Estate Manager asking for this money back with interest for taking Estate Manager fully for a ride 🤣. Now Mr. Stiffness will be reduced to cutting vegetables and doing the dishes helping out Mrs. Stiffness in the kitchen. Yeaaa finally he has a job 🤣. Papa Stiffness in he middle of his heart attack comes up with the predictable idea that Alka should now contest the election after having ridiculed her for her affair with Chander 🤔. Not only his heart was attacked, his brain has also gotten nuts.
Meanwhile at Freak Out Queen's office. Style Bhai is busy elaborating on setting up United Carbide 🤔 ( who comes up with these idiotic names) in Freak Out Queen's constituency. What is the problem with the creators of this show is beyond me. Why can't you build this story slowly? That way you bring more character and punch in the story line. You make a predictable reference and the whole importance is lost in a second. Why not play it out slowly and build the climax? Even when Style Bhai cracks some really sick jokes about Alka, Chander is like the timid goat. Beat the crap out of him man, if you are really a man that is 😡.
Anywho as of now, this week Mataji like any true politician's wife (read Dayalu Ammal) has made a complete flip-flop of her stand on Alka and now wants her to contest elections and not marry Chander 🤔. Alka has to agree because thats what the creators want for no apparent reason (Mataji would have been a better candidate, read Rabri Devi). How it will play out in the future God only knows . This show has lost its luster as fast as the rainbow vanishes from the horizon 😭. Chander is anyway confused about what he should feel or express on the sets, and now this definitely takes the cake. Only thing remains to be seen, is how many dishes can Mr. Stiffness clean to impress Mrs. Stiffness 🤣.
Oh well. Much better to do a weekly update I guess. For some weird reason, Estate Manager even arranges for a honeymoon for Mr. & Mrs. Stiffness (sometimes I wonder if Mr. Stiffness even has a bank account of his own, duh) and what more all this is arranged using makemytrip.com where you will get the cheesiest hotels to deal with where the waiter at the hotel will say "Happy Honeymoon Sir" with a naughty little smile and go nudge nudge wink wink 🤣. Really where in the world does any waiter say "Happy Honeymoon". Please give two solid kicks on the back side of the director from my side 🤣.
Also, this week there is a live demonstration where Alka can cause as much damage with her tears like the rains did in Mumbai a few years back. Sheeessh. Easy on the tears. All that bravado about their love goes flying out of the window as soon as Mr. Stiffness finds out about it. Alka is ready to drown the entire NNT household in her tears. Get out the life jackets 😲. Mr. Stiffness starts handling Alka as if he is Chambal ka Daaku having got hold of a kamsin kali from the village, Yuk 🤢. Chander goes from sheep to sheeper. Lives up to his level best of not being a man and getting his ass kicked around. Really how can any viewer love the treatment of this story is beyond me. Mrs. Stiffness seems to have negotiated in her contract to only partake in generic dialog exchange like "sab theek ho jayega" or "aap chinta mat kijiye". Yeah who doesnt know that. They paid you to burden out with these lines. Get out of here.
And then comes this announcement on the reservation bill. Seriously I think Govind was off to the cowshed smoking pot having no idea that NNT's constituency would become a reserved one for women. Anywho. if one was to give the benefit of the "creative shock" doubt to the creators of this show no need to put the viewers on a roller coaster ride. Pace it out a bit man. Who is in a hurry ? Let Mr. Stiffness sit around with his laptop on his honeymoon updating his Facebook status, "my wife is going to sleep" to "my wife just sneezed". Thats how he plans his election strategy 👍🏼. But then Papa Stiffness suffers a heart attack @ his non-existent heart not because the constituency got reserved for women but because that letter was from Estate Manager asking for this money back with interest for taking Estate Manager fully for a ride 🤣. Now Mr. Stiffness will be reduced to cutting vegetables and doing the dishes helping out Mrs. Stiffness in the kitchen. Yeaaa finally he has a job 🤣. Papa Stiffness in he middle of his heart attack comes up with the predictable idea that Alka should now contest the election after having ridiculed her for her affair with Chander 🤔. Not only his heart was attacked, his brain has also gotten nuts.
Meanwhile at Freak Out Queen's office. Style Bhai is busy elaborating on setting up United Carbide 🤔 ( who comes up with these idiotic names) in Freak Out Queen's constituency. What is the problem with the creators of this show is beyond me. Why can't you build this story slowly? That way you bring more character and punch in the story line. You make a predictable reference and the whole importance is lost in a second. Why not play it out slowly and build the climax? Even when Style Bhai cracks some really sick jokes about Alka, Chander is like the timid goat. Beat the crap out of him man, if you are really a man that is 😡.
Anywho as of now, this week Mataji like any true politician's wife (read Dayalu Ammal) has made a complete flip-flop of her stand on Alka and now wants her to contest elections and not marry Chander 🤔. Alka has to agree because thats what the creators want for no apparent reason (Mataji would have been a better candidate, read Rabri Devi). How it will play out in the future God only knows . This show has lost its luster as fast as the rainbow vanishes from the horizon 😭. Chander is anyway confused about what he should feel or express on the sets, and now this definitely takes the cake. Only thing remains to be seen, is how many dishes can Mr. Stiffness clean to impress Mrs. Stiffness 🤣.
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