Chachu: Arohi you are under arrest.
Arjun: Thanks chachu, humara bhaagna safal hua. Biwi ke bina sasural ka mazaa kahan!!😈
Chachu: Tumhe kya lagta hai, hum tum dono ko ek hi cell me band karenge?😡
Arjun: Woh galti kabhi mat karna!
Chachu gives confused look.
Arjun: Nahi toh mein gaana kaise gaunga? Mere saamne cell ki khidki me, ek chaand sa tukda rehta hai, apsos ye hai ke woh tumse(ishara to rajvir) kuch ukhda ukhda rehta hai. Jis roz se dekha hai usko, hum sharmana bhul gaye, dil thaam ke aise baithe hai, kahin aana jana bhul gaye, ab aath peher in aankhon me, woh hot hot mukhda rehta hai!😍
chachu gets enraged at arjun's song n his obvious intentions towards his phool si bhatiji😛
chachu: Arjun!! mein tumhe nahi chodunga😡
Arjun: Chodna bhi mat, nahi toh mein aur Arohi phir se alag ho jayenge. Aur mujhe bohot ajeeb lagega ke Arohi jail me aur mein jail ke bahar.😕 Accha nahi lagta na, ke criminal mein hun, police tum ho aur Arohi jail ke andar!!🤔
chachu: bohot udd rahe ho na tum. par mujhe bhi tumhare parr kaat na acchi tarah se aata hai. mein..🤓 mein..🤔
Arjun: chachu!! aap toh parinde the na.. ya bakri ki tarah mein mein kyu kar rahe ho!!😆
chachu gets even more annoyed!! calls for rathore
Arjun: Haan haan, apne honhar rathore ko bhi bula lo.. *usne pehle bhi tumhara order follow nahi kiya.. ab shaayad meri hi sun le..😈*
Rathore walks in thinking *ye rajvir phir se mujh pe order chala raha hai. iska kuch karna padega!!😡*
Rathore: Yes sir?
Chachu: Arjun aur Arohi ko alag alag cell me band kar do! Mein abhi hospital jaa raha hun. *chachu leaves after giving Arjun a victory look*
Arjun: psst!! Rathore ji, aap ko Rajvir se badla lena hai na? Toh waisa ki jiye jaise mein kehta hun.
Rathore and Arjun muted convo.
**❤️**
Chachu comes back. He goes to Arohi's cell to give her update on KSA and emphasize what a disgrace she had been to the family. He took one look and stopped in his tracks. In the main cell at the end of the corridor was the sight that he had nightmares of: Arjun and Arohi were in the same cell and both were sitting with their backs to the wall and seemed deeply immersed in a conversation that he was sure he didn't want to hear. He yelled at the top of his voice: "Rathore, Jignes, Shyamlal.. kahan mar gaye sab!! Ye kya ho raha hai!!"
Arjun Arohi look up and Arjun who had been holding Arohi's hand all this time, threw his hand around her and they both cuddled closer. Arjun's face shown with supreme bliss and Arohi seemed too comfortable to move.🤣
All the hawaldars n officers came running. Now Rajvir seemed to be troubled by the fact that he had called everyone to watch the show rather than separate these two love birds.
Rajvir: er.. tum sab.. jao yahan se.. Rathore, Arjun Arohi ko ek cell mein kyu lagaya?
*hawaldars looked from his face to the cell at the end and realization shown on their faces and were struggling to keep their faces straight!!*
Rathore: Sir aap hi ne kaha tha ke Arohi madam aap ki bhatiji hai. Toh mein unka aur unke pati ka kehna kaise taal sakta tha. Unhone kaha ke ek cell doh, aur meine waise hi kiya.
*Shyamlal was shamelessly staring at the cell still.. *
Rajvir: *face turning red wid anger* ye dono pati patni nahi hai. inka kanoonan talaak ho chuka hai. Aur tum *points at shyamlal* tamasha dekhne aaye ho? jao apna kaam karo!!
*Shyamlal and the others leave*
Arjun: Chachu, *rajvir turns to him, despising him for calling him chachu* aap ye kya keh rahe hai!! maine arohi ko talak kab diya? *Arjun looks down at Arohi who now had her head on his chest and was enjoying chachu's rage* Kyun Arohi, tum ne papers par kab sign kiya? *throws on his puppy dog expression* Tumhe mujhse talak chahiye?
Arohi: *still cozily resting her head on her patidev * chachu, aap ko bhi mazak karna aa hi gaya.. maine kab sign kiya? bina mere sign ke koi court hume divorce kaise de sakta hai? *caresses Arjun's cheek much to the disgust of chachu* Mujhe tumse koi alag nahi kar sakta!
Rajvir: Woh sab mein nahi jaanta.. Sudhir bhaiya ne tumhare divorce ke papers submit bhi kar diya. Tum dono ka divorce ho chuka. Rathore, ye cell abhi issi waqt kholo.
Rathore: Sorry sir, aisa nahi ho sakta!
Rajvir: Gritting his teeth he struggles to control his anger for Arjun Arohi were shamelessly continuing to do whatever it is they were doing. He closed his eyes and tried to stabilize his voice "Rathore!! tum .. "
Rathore: Woh kya hai na sir, chaabi mere paas nahi hai.
Rajvir: *flits his eyes open, methodically turns to Rathore* tumhare paas nahi hai toh kiske paas hai?? Maine ye kaam tumhe diya tha na?
Rathore: Ji sir! As usual, kaam toh aapne mujhe hi diya tha par jaisa meine aap se kaha, mein aapki bhatiji ki baat ignore nahi kar sakta tha. Isliye unhone jaisa kaha meine bilkul vaise hi kiya. Arjun ko unke cell me dala, unke liye wine mangvayi, unhone jo khana order kiya, woh bhi mangvaliya hai aur cell ko lock kar ke chaabi bhi unhi ko de di!!
Rajvir is about to burst out when Arohi interrupts:
Arohi: Rathore ji, kya aapne woh baaki ki cheezen bhi order kar di? I want everything to be perfect for my Arjun!! ❤️
Rathore: Ji ma'am!! Aapne jo phul, tv aur bed mangvaya tha, sab on their way hain.
Rajvir's face goes from red to green to white.. phool, wine, bed?? "This is a jail, god damn it!! Tum logon ka dimaag kharab ho gaya hai?? Aur Rathore, meine tumse kaha tha ke ye meri bhatiji hai phir bhi mein apne farz ke aage kuch nahi dekhta!! Toh tumne iska ye matlab kaise nikaala ke mein ye sab pagalpan bardaasht karunga. Ye saari cheezen wapas karo aur Arjun ko yahan se dur koi cell mein band karo!!"
Rathore: Sir aap bhul gaye? Meine abhi abhi aapko bataya ke chaabi bhi Arohi ma'am ke paas hi hai.
Arohi: Rathore ji, aap jayiye, chachu se mein baat kar lungi.
Rathore gives a bow, looks at Rajvir 'Sir!' and leaves.
Rajvir looks at Arohi all the while trying to ignore Arjun's face which had gone from his puppy dog expression to the evil delight that he reserved for chachu. Beaming at his wife's brilliance, his brow shot up at chachu daring him to do something!!
Rajvir: Arohi tum ye sab kya kar rahi ho? Khandaan ki izzat mitti mein mila di hai tumne. Tum abhi aur issi waqt voh chabi mujhe doh!😡
Arohi: Chachu, meine aap se kaha tha, mujhe Arjun se koi juda nahi kar sakta *hugs him more tightly to emphasize* Mein yahan se bahar nahi aa rahi hun aur mein aapko chabi bhi nahi dungi.
Rajvir is trying to think how to separate them when Arjun starts talking:
Arohi, mujhe apne sasural walon pe bohot naaz hai. unhone apna farz samajh kar iss jail ko kitna itni acchi tarah maintain kiya hai. Ye salakhen itni strong hai, ke na koi yahan se bahar jaa sakta hai, na koi andar aa sakta hai. *he gives a sly look at Rajvir* Yahan toh koi parinda bhi parr nahi maar sakta!!😛
Rajvir: Mein iss lock ko tudva dunga!!
Arjun: Chachu, mujhe laga aap atleast in mamlon me thodi akal use karenge.. par khair!! Aap ne iss lock ko observe kiya kya?
Rajvir walks forward n holds the lock and realizes and Arjun provides commentary of the thoughts running in chachu's mind: "Ye ek padlock hai jis ki chaabi Arohi ke paas hai, aur iske neeche ek combination lock bhi hai jiska code sirf mere paas hai. Code alpha-numeric hai aur kam se kam 10 digits ka hai!!" Aur isse hack karna aap ke bas ki baat nahi!!
Rajvir gives him a dirty look and is about to open his mouth to retort when Arjun finally leaves Arohi's side walks up to the door and speaks through the railings.
Arjun: in a low voice "Chachu, hum toh uss tabele me acche se the, par aap ko aake disturb karna hi tha. Chalo koi gal nahi, ab tum jao.. mujhe aur arohi ko thodi privacy chahiye.. husband wife prerogative u know!! *Rajvir ghurofies* O thats right!! Aap ki wife bhi jail mein hai na.. interesting no? hum dono ki aur aap dono ki story kitni parallel hai.. par phir bhi itni different..🤔 khair.. kitna accha hota agar aap aur chachi saath hote, phir aap bhi apne jail ka koi accha use kar sakte!! anyways gotto go, jab woh samaan aa jaye toh bhijwa dijiye ga..
Rajvir gives a "you wish!!' look and Arjun says "kamaal karte ho!! damaad ki itni si farmaayish bhi puri nahi karoge? thik hai.. aap nahi bhi denge toh chalega, mein aur arohi adjust kar lenge..😈"
*goes to the side of the door, pulls a heavy red curtain across the length of the cell thereby hiding the room beyond it, sticks his head out through a crack in the parda... winks n says" see ya!!🤣
