An old man walks in and orders cough syrup. Mohini can't find any so she gives him a laxative instead. The man takes the laxative and leaves the store. The boss comes up and asks why she gave the man a laxative in place of cough syrup.
Mohini points towards the old man who is suddenly leaning on a lightpost and says, "Lo bolo bhala ,Look at him -- he's afraid to cough."...😆😆..(haillaa Poor guy, he cannot even cough now...or else..waat lag jaayegi..😉)So one night Maheshwari decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.
GD comes home, and Maheshwari jumps out and screams in his face.
He just looks at her and says, ''You don't scare me I am married to your sister!''😉😆..(Wah wah GD..ur absolutely right..she is Devil's sister..😛)
..(akal jab baras rahi thi tab tum Umbrella khol ke khadi thi..😆)She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushes the button for Mirinda and out come the Mirinda and 50 cents change. She takes the 50 cents change and puts it in the machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton's Iced Tea.
As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman who has been waiting patiently for several minutes says,''Excuse me, but are you done yet?''
Mohini looks at him and indignantly replies,''Lo bolo bhala, Cant you see?I'm still winning.''😆😆😆..(Virat ko jaldi hi Kangaal karogi...ek namoone ko doosra namoona hi mila hai..😛😛)
Rads: I start cleaning toilet..
Ashanti: How does that satisfy you?
Rads: I clean it with your toothbrush...😆😆😆
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