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Mohini Nakhrewali-Lo bolo bhala..Jokes

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 12:19pm | IP Logged
 
Mohini Nakhrewali...Lo bolo bhala..Jokes..Wink
 
Hello friends, I think since last few days there was a Verbal Typhoon named 'Tu Tu Main Main'' had hit...most of the members are upset..But no worries, Be Happy..here are some New Jokes on Mohini Nautanki Kumari..LOLor Mohini Nakhrewali..LOL...I have posted one on GD and finally Rads and Ashanti...I hope after reading these jokes...tension door ho jaayegi..
Keep Smiling...Big smile
 
 
1...Before marrying Virat Mohini used to work at a pharmaceutical store, and she always gets the orders wrong. His boss tells her if she screws up one more time, she is fired.

An old man walks in and orders cough syrup. Mohini can't find any so she gives him a laxative instead. The man takes the laxative and leaves the store. The boss comes up and asks why she gave the man a laxative in place of cough syrup.

Mohini points towards the old man who is suddenly leaning on a lightpost and says, "Lo bolo bhala ,Look at him -- he's afraid to cough."...LOLLOL..(haillaa Poor guy, he cannot even cough now...or else..waat lag jaayegi..Wink)

 
2...GD goes out drinking all the time and comes home very late every night.

So one night Maheshwari decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.

GD comes home, and Maheshwari jumps out and screams in his face.

He just looks at her and says, ''You don't scare me I am married to your sister!
''WinkLOL
..(Wah wah GD..ur absolutely right..she is Devil's sister..Tongue)
 
 
 
3...Mohini was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but she always started reading from the middle. A friend of her asked why she did so? "It'z doubly interesting", said Mohini. ''lo bolo bhala, to start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about it  beginning.WinkTongue..(akal jab baras  rahi thi tab tum Umbrella khol ke khadi thi..LOL)
 
 
4...One day Mohini goes to a soda machine at a casino in Macau. She jus arrives before a businessman. She opens her purse and put in 50cents, pushes a Diet pepsi button, and out comes a Diet pepsi. She puts it on the counter and reaches back into her purse.

She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushes the button for Mirinda and out come the Mirinda and 50 cents change. She takes the 50 cents change and puts it in the machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton's Iced Tea.

As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman who has been waiting patiently for several minutes says,''Excuse me, but are you done yet?''

Mohini looks at him and indignantly replies,''Lo bolo bhala, Cant you see?I'm still winning.''LOLLOLLOL..(Virat ko jaldi hi Kangaal karogi...ek namoone ko doosra namoona hi mila hai..TongueTongue)

 
5...Ashanti to Rads: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Rads: I start cleaning toilet..
Ashanti: How does that satisfy you?
Rads: I clean it with your toothbrush...
LOLLOLLOL
(Uimaaa Radhika kya zabardast formula nikaala hai Ashanti ko pareshan karne ka..wah wah..lagi raho..WinkWink)
 
Set_raj...Smile


Edited by set_raj - 17 May 2011 at 1:02pm

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 12:41pm | IP Logged
ROFLLOLLOLLOL

MARRIED TO UR SISTER BY GDLOL

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 12:44pm | IP Logged
very nice jokesClap...bb is devil's sisterBig smile Big smile tik kaha apne unke harkathe to devil ki tarah hai...omg radhika cleans toilet wid ashanti's toothbrushBig smileBig smile this is really needed to control ashanti...mujhe to virat par daya aaraha bechaaraWink LOL

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 1:23pm | IP Logged
LOL love Rads nd Ashanti convo, ROFL

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 1:30pm | IP Logged
Oh Raj ji   laughed a lot can't control my laugh still...Superb JiClapClapClap..

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ROFLROFLROFL OMG!!Raj  awesome!!!good reply from GD I am MARRIED TO YOUR SISTER .BB is devil's sisterLOL OMG!!radhika cleans toilet with ashanti's toothbrush new formula LOL Raj  after reading your jokes .i couldn't stop laughing .Thank you for keeping us smiling.

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 1:45pm | IP Logged

Hehehe!! Raj ur on a roll again!! Nice way to bring back humor and masti in the forum when its so tense with attacks from everyside!! 

Loved GD being so nonchalant towards the dressed up BB...hehe true...BB in her usual makeup is a DEVIL SISTER only!! ROFL

And Mohini's Laxative...ROFL ROFL Gamble?? ROFLROFL Radhika using Ashanti's brush as Toilet brush? ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL Ashanti tere pyaare mote mote daanton ko jo har baar faad ke dikhati hai...unhe sambhal ke rakhna!! ROFL

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 1:48pm | IP Logged
very nice jokes LOL

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