The musical starts in Raichand house, where Sid is having private moments with Archi.
Sid: Oh Haseena zulfo waali jaane jahaan..
Archi: Aaj tum bade acche mood main hon? π³
Sid: Woh kya hai darling..aaj mera bahut accha kaam poora ho gaya...π
Archi: Phirse kisko ko dinner banaya kya? π
Sid: Nahii..woh kya hai ki aaj maine Piya ko coffin ke andar band kar diya..aur woh bhi T ke saath!
Archi: Accha..to ab un dono ke beech mein catfight ho jaayegi..great...π
Rumi enters
Rumi: Bhaiyya bhabhi neeche aaiye Megz mom-oops Haseena mom bahut gusse main hai
Haseena: Ab yeh Abhay kahaan chala gaya?? π‘
Sanju: mom, take a chill pill. π
Damon: Is ghar main kuch khaane ke liye nahi hai...zaroor Sid bhaiyya ne sab kuch khatam kar diya hoga
Sanju: Archi, apne pati ko sambhaalo
Archi: Oh ji, aapne phirse AB- ki bottles pi rakhi hai?
Sid: Kya karoon jaana mujhse control nahi hota
Abhay enters
Abhay: Mom!
Haseena swivels head around like Chand
Haseena: Tum kahaan the itni der raat tak?
Abhay: Maine piya ke saath bhaag kar mandir main shaadi kar li!
Sid: Aisa kaise ho sakta hai? Maine to use coffin main band kar diya tha. π
Abhay: Well CV's ne mujhe 'i have to protect piya' ke alaava koi dialogue nahi diya hai..to main kaise explain karoon?
Haseena: Nahiii..ab Maithili ka kya hoga? π
Abhay: Woh to kab ke Promowaale baba ke saath bhaag gayi. π€
Haseena: Oh okay..lekin ab is ghar main jagah nahi hai...kal Stefan bhi aa raha hai...
Damon: Stefan? Sanju mom se kaho na use yahaan na laaye...elena ko choda nahi ab tumhaare peeche aayega
Sanju: Aww..you're so concerned for me. π³
Chakku enters
Chakku: Haseena darling let's go the parlour π Mujhe Chand ke saath date par jaana hai.
Haseena: Theek hai..main abhi aayi
Chakku: Waise tumhaara ghar kaafi crowded hai darling.
Abhay: yeh baar baar mom ko darling darling kiuun bulaati hai?
Piya: Tum apne boyfriend ke ex ko kya mooh par gaali doge? π
Abhay: Boyfriend? π
Rumi: Bhaiyya aap nahi samjhoge, yeh ladkiyon ki baat hai π₯±
Munaza and Misha enter
Munaza: aaj hamaare liye bahut dukh ka din hai
Misha: Kiuun?
Munaza: Kyunki aaj hamaare behnon ke bhaag kar shaadi kar li!!
Misha: Meri behen bhaag gayi..lekin tumhaare to bhaai hai..π
Munaza: Sorry...kabhi kabhi woh mujhe behen hi lagte hai...π
Diya enters with CWB.
Haseena comes downstairs and stops.
Everyone's shocked.
Haseena: Diya tumne..chaiwaala baba ke saath shaadi kar li? π²
Abhay: tumhaare gale mein mangalsutra? maang mein sindoor? *faints*
Chaiwaala baba: Yeh to hona hi tha..warna Abhay BEHOSH kaise hota?
PWB enters
PWB: Yeh kya ho raha hai..poori vampires ki toli yaahan?
CWB: aur ab yeh tumhaare samdhi ban chuke hai...π³
And everyone sings: Kahaani Ghar Ghar Kiii...
The End. π
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Note: No offense to anyone..but lots of love if you read this bakwaas! π³ π€ π
Love,
Haseena aka Megz. π π
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