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LAUGHTER KA EXPLOSION..Bring On The Jokes (Page 5)

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:09am | IP Logged
Originally posted by muniza75

@ Param - Lovely post yaar, will bring moreWink...




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Sure Muniza dear...Bring on more LAUGHTER...Big smile

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:18am | IP Logged
hi paramSmile

thank you for the LAUGHTER DOSEWink Hug Hug

i needed this badlyEmbarrassed

awesome contributions by all the members Clap  Clap Clap  Clap  Clap

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:19am | IP Logged

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

"I know" said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:20am | IP Logged
Originally posted by amni375

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

"I know" said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."



Tooo Good dear...tooo goood...LOL
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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:50am | IP Logged
My dear,
 
Thanks for creating this post.  With all of the SR hoola, everyone sounds kranky and murderous.  This is a good post to calm eveyone down. 
 
As Gandhi said " If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide".
 
Thanks a bunch!Big smile

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:58am | IP Logged

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". 

LOLLOL

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 10:02am | IP Logged
Here is one in Hindi...

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyoon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai
!!

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 10:03am | IP Logged
I had to post this oneLOL..for all the married ones out thereROFL

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,

"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!'

...and she's always sound asleep.

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