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LAUGHTER KA EXPLOSION..Bring On The Jokes (Page 10)

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 12:43pm | IP Logged
nice post


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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 12:49pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by snehalS

nice post


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Thanx Snehal...enjoy  & Laugh OUt Loud...LOL

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Bill and Alice were celebrating 60 years of marriage. When Bill was asked by a friend for the secret of their long marriage he replied " We have always taken the time to go to a lovely restaurant twice a week. Good food, a little candlelight, fine wine, soft music and some dancing. " "Thats wonderful" said the friend.
Bill retorted "Yes, I go Wednesday's and she goes Friday's"

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 12:50pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by amni375

Bill and Alice were celebrating 60 years of marriage. When Bill was asked by a friend for the secret of their long marriage he replied " We have always taken the time to go to a lovely restaurant twice a week. Good food, a little candlelight, fine wine, soft music and some dancing. " "Thats wonderful" said the friend.
Bill retorted "Yes, I go Wednesday's and she goes Friday's"

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 2:34pm | IP Logged
Good thread ParamJi LOL Takes everyones minds off next to nil Maan/Geet scenes today Cry 
 
I came accross this joke today... LOL
 
An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window-shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent to the Sardar owner, 'Wot's the tyme?'
 
The Sardar is a very patriotic man and hates Deshis/Indians who put on a foreign accent. He replies in the same American accent, 'Bra-Panties.'LOL
 
Confused the lady asks again,
'No! No! Wot's DA tyme?'

The Sardar again answers back, in the same accent, 'Bra-panties.'


Seeing the confusion between the two, another sardar comes to the rescue of the lady and says,
  'O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye?  Kudi twade ko puuch rahii hai, kinna time hua!!'

The angry Sardar shouts back at him, 'Abe paji, tow main bhi to oonoo time hee Bata rahan hu- barah payntis (12.35)ClapLOL

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Originally posted by bvs7691

Good thread ParamJi LOL Takes everyones minds off next to nil Maan/Geet scenes today Cry 
 
I came accross this joke today... LOL
 
An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window-shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent to the Sardar owner, 'Wot's the tyme?'
 
The Sardar is a very patriotic man and hates Deshis/Indians who put on a foreign accent. He replies in the same American accent, 'Bra-Panties.'LOL
 
Confused the lady asks again,
'No! No! Wot's DA tyme?'

The Sardar again answers back, in the same accent, 'Bra-panties.'


Seeing the confusion between the two, another sardar comes to the rescue of the lady and says,
  'O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye?  Kudi twade ko puuch rahii hai, kinna time hua!!'

The angry Sardar shouts back at him, 'Abe paji, tow main bhi to oonoo time hee Bata rahan hu- barah payntis (12.35)ClapLOL


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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 4:03pm | IP Logged
All jokes wereROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
 
Awesome post Param dear!!! Thank u and love u for this hilarious fun-loving masti post!Hug
 

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