LAUGHTER KA EXPLOSION..Bring On The Jokes - Page 2

Originally posted by: Absoluv

Talking about CHEATING...😆

Originally posted by: Absoluv

Talking about CHEATING...😆

THE  CUPBOARD

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her  9-year old son  comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in 

the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover  in the cupboard, not  realizing that the little boy 

is in there  already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in  here.'

The man says, 'Yes,  it is.'

Boy -  'I have a  football.'

Man -  'That's  nice.'

Boy -  'Want to buy  it?'

Man -  'No,  thanks.'

Boy -  'My dad's  outside.'

Man -  'OK, how  much?'

Boy -   '250'

A few weeks later,  it happens again that the boy  and the lover are 

in  the cupboard together.

Boy -  'Dark in  here.'

Man -  'Yes, it  is.'

Boy -  'I have  football boots.'The lover, remembering the last time, 

asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy -   '750'

Man -  'Sold.'

A few days later,  the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots 

and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I  can't, I sold my ball and  boots.'

The father says,  'What?! How much did you sell  them for?'

Boy -  '1,000.'

The  father says,  'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like 

that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take 

you to church and make you confess.'

They go  to the  church and the father makes the little boy sit in the 

confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark  in here.'

The priest says,  'Don't start that shit again.  You're

in my cupboard  now.'

Originally posted by: muniza75

THE  CUPBOARD

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her  9-year old son  comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in 

the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover  in the cupboard, not  realizing that the little boy 

is in there  already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in  here.'

The man says, 'Yes,  it is.'

Boy -  'I have a  football.'

Man -  'That's  nice.'

Boy -  'Want to buy  it?'

Man -  'No,  thanks.'

Boy -  'My dad's  outside.'

Man -  'OK, how  much?'

Boy -   '250'

A few weeks later,  it happens again that the boy  and the lover are 

in  the cupboard together.

Boy -  'Dark in  here.'

Man -  'Yes, it  is.'

Boy -  'I have  football boots.'The lover, remembering the last time, 

asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy -   '750'

Man -  'Sold.'

A few days later,  the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots 

and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I  can't, I sold my ball and  boots.'

The father says,  'What?! How much did you sell  them for?'

Boy -  '1,000.'

The  father says,  'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like 

that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take 

you to church and make you confess.'

They go  to the  church and the father makes the little boy sit in the 

confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark  in here.'

The priest says,  'Don't start that shit again.  You're

in my cupboard  now.

Originally posted by: sldeeps

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