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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 9:55pm | IP Logged

 
Hello guys.
How is everyone doing i know you all are still down with the news about KMH2 ending but dont lose hope there will be KMH3.
Anyways untill then lets just continue our fun and with that im here with the Voting round for our D.A.D contest.
 
All you have to do is Vote for Just 1 Caption for each of the pictures that you think is the most funniest.
For voting pick one of the colored entry and just paste it with the picture number.
Also you can not vote for your own dialogue and please do not create MID to vote.
The Last day to Vote is 23rd May
 
So without any delay here are the entries.
 
 


 
mikhel:papa papa mujhe us led dless wali lalki se shadi kalni hai
rudra:stupid,u dnt know wht our standard is,,i like the girl with blue dres,she is more hawt..
mikhel:tharki budha,rasi jal gai bal nahi gea,abhi bhi sabse pehle ladkio ki hawtness dekhta hai,iska kuch karna padega(muh pe hath ferte hue)
rudra:oh my big stomach(chupate hue) doesnt suit my personality,,warna yeh red wali itni buri bi nahi thi,,


 
RPS: Mikael, try to look smart in front of my clients
Mikael: Dont worry dad, Ill do my famous James Bond look

RPS: Mikhail, bevakoof!! Camera ki taraf dekho!! Micky: Ab mein dad ko kya bataun? Mujhe camera se kitna darr lagta hai!!

Rudra to Micky  :  "this is   before and after  hair oil  ad  son , not  aftershave.  pose change karo"

Rudra:Dekh is ko mein ne is ko dekh hi apne hair shave karvae hai
Mikahil:Par dad is k tou thore baal hai
Rudra: Arey yar wo mughe aandhey khaney ki aadhat hai naa
 
 


Cheeku:gauri tum itani gori kaise ho,kya tum roz subha uth kar aate wale dabe mein apna muh dhal kar aur aata muh par mal kar fir bahr nikalti ho
Gauri:oh gosh is stupid ko yeh sab sabke samne bolna tha,ab sabko pata chal jayega ke jo aata gayab hota hai woh kahan jata hai
arohi:oh ab mujhe pata chala,j dhan pun ke naam pe plates bhr kar ghr se aata le kar jatithi woh actually iske muh par lagta hai
lovedeep:kya yeh cheeku hai,,issey bhi akal aa gai kya,,iisey bhi aa gai ,,mujhe kab ayegi akal!yeh trick maine use kyu nahi ki,agar kr leti thi shayad meri bi shadi ho jati!!

Chiku: Gauri, mere paas toh meri jawani hai, mera perfection hai, meri 75000 Rs wali watch hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Gauri: Mere paas Arjun tha! Ab mera Red Lipstick hai!!

Chikhu: Gauri aj tum bilkul achi nae lag rahei
Gauri:ufff pta nae mein kab arhoi jaisi banu giiAngry

Chiku to Gauri   :  "no no gauri  1 + 1  is not equal to 11.  u want proof let us go to Mr. Subramanian..."

Chiku: You want a piece of chiku ki jawani?
Arohi: Eww please Gauri have many pieces..
Gauri: Hmm chiku ki jawani sounds better than my buddha husband rajveer
 
 
 

shefali:oh gosh,the pizza delivery man is so hawt,agar iska iq 36 hua toh mein is se shadi kr lungi,,aise smart ladke roz roz thodi na milte hai!
sanchit:agar romit meri jindagi mein na aya hota toh yeh pizza wala bhi kam item
nahi hai,,better luck next time.
siimi:oh gosh,kya mein itani khoobsurat hu,mein jab se ai hu yeh dono mujhe dekhi ja rahe hai,,stop it guys,mujhe shrm aa rhi hai!

Simi: Romit ke baal kitne acche hai na!! Shef, Sanchith: Really?

sanchit: kal mein aur shefali date pe gae the
Simmi: He he mughe kiu nae btaya 
Sanchit: yar arjun arhoi ki date mein 2 khabab hi achey the

Simi to Sanchit  :  " tum  ne  full shave to kiya hai ,  but  harkate bhi aise karni hogi nai to koi bhi ladka ghaas nai dalega,  see shefu also agrees"

Shefali: Check out that hot guy over there
Sanchit: Where?
Simmi: Aww seems like Sanchit finally found a guy!
 
 

arohi:aa gaye tum,kaha the ab tak,tumhe bajar bheja tha sabji lane ke liye,,wahan beth kar banae lag gaye the kya,itna kam baki hai,khana bhi banan hai,,abhi sabhi ka mein hi karu kya,ek toh mujhe bolne ki adat ki adat nahi hai,aur tum ho ke chup nahi krte,abhi dekh kya rhe ho,,kuch bolo ab!
Arjun:khrr khrrr(snoring),,arohi bas 15 20 minute aise lagi rahi meri neend poori ho jayegi,waise bhi mujhe itni shanti mein soney ki adat pad chuki hai!!

Arohi: Arjun are you even paying any attention to me?
Arjun: Trust me, my eyes are all on you !

Arhoi: tumhe samaj nae aati meri key kho gaey hai
Arjun: arey par chakal tou achi bana loo

Arohi to Arjun :" gussa nahi to aur kya karu.  Sarhali le jaunga bolke  tumne mujhe vapas iss pagalkhane  mein chod diya "
 
 

rashi:mein tumhe yeh batane ai thi arohi ke yeh dress jo tumne pehna hai actually mere liye select hua tha,woh mere thoda loose the isilyie tumhe de dia,pls show ke baad mujhe de dena mein fit krva lungi.
arohi::huu(angry expression),,samjati kya hai yeh 1.5(derh) haddi apne ap ko,agar yeh dress dhalti toh aisa lagta hai kr kisi dhande ko kapde pehnakar khada kar dia hai,,she dnt know anythng abt fashio,this dress is for perfect figure,,jo sifr mere pass hai!!!huh

Rashi: Gosh, I wish I had that dress!
Arohi: Ehh is she checking me out?

Rashi: Raj isse mom#1 bulata hai!! :(

Arhoi: chali ja chali jaa kahei isey pta na chal jae k mein ne is k dress phena hai
Raashi: Yeh dress tou kahei dekha va lag raha hai.

Arohi  : "yeh  raashi mere dress ko kyun ghur rahi hai,  ise pata chal gaya kya ki yeh Neetu Lulla ne design nahi kiya hai, balki main ne  the famous  one room wala 'Central Mall' se khareeda hai ?..."
 
 

arohi:sanchit dhyaan se dekh meri taraf,,arjun kehta ahi ke mein teeri hu,,dekh meri akein direct meri fingers ko dekh rhi hai,,agar mein teeri hoti toh meri meri akhein meri fingers ko nahi right ko hoti,,huh aj mein arjun ko prrove kr dungi mein teeri nahi hu,,tu mera gawah banega
sanchit:apka toh pata nahi par meri akhein toh direct wahan jati hai jinhe nhe jana chaiye,,ohhh she is hawttt!!!

Arohi: Pick one!!
Sanchith: Which one?

Sanchit: Kitni beard rakhu?
Arhoi: Jitnji mohabbat hai
Sanchit: Kitniii?
Arhoi: 2 inch itni itni..

Sanchit to Arohi : "Arohi kya main Saif jaisa dikhta hoon iss pose mein "
    Arohi to Sanchit : "Saif ko chodo ,  mujhe batao  yeh eyemakeup jyada ho gaya ? "
 
 

Arjun:romit ek baat batata hu,,tere hairs mein jooyein hai,,ja mere bethroom mein medikar shampoo padha hai,,jakar naha le,,ek din mein sari jooyein gayab
romit:bro ap kuch nahi jante,,ap ne meri pyari jooyon ko marne ki sochi bhi kaise,,apka dil nahi kampa ek baar bi itani badhi baat kehne se pehle,,itne pyar se maine inhe pala hai,aur ap chahte hai mein in massomo ka khoon kar dungi,,nahi bro mein aisa nahi kar sakta,yeh paap mujse nahi hoga!!!

Arjun: Look at me romit, this is how you flirt desi style
Romit: Is that kabab over there?

Arjun: Tashan de nahi toh baal katva dunga!!
Romit: Jeena kya, baal ko dho ke? jeena kya, baal ko kho ke!!

Arjun: Larki check kar kitni sexy hai
Romit: Nae bro wo wali check karo bhot hi hot hai

Romit  thinking  : "Arjun bro ko meri balon itna jealousy kyun hai ,  kyun baar baar salon ka directions deta rehta hai?"
 


dj:aa ja teji tu v bhangra shangra pa le thoda lak hila le
teji:na dj mein te hun bas us rab da naam lendi han
dj:JAWANI WELE LOOTEY BANIYE HUN RAB DI BHAGTANI HOI,,,waise hi kehde ke teri kamar abhi hilane ke laik nahi rahi,,baatein krti hai!!
cheeku unki baatein sun raha tha,dj teji ne cheku ki trf dekha
cheeku:maine kuch nahi suna mujhe kuch nahi pata ke ap apne poorane bf ki batein kr rhe hai,,mein toh dance kr rha tha''cheeku cheeku ki jawani''

DJ: Just so you know, Chiku looks better in blue than you
Chiku: Gosh, she looks like an angel in blue. Haii Daadi ki jawani (Chiku looks at arjuns daadi )

Chiku: Yes! I like daddi, inhone bhi meri hi tarah perfect color pehna hai!! BLUE!!

Arhoi dadi: tou tum ne kahan k mein ab bhudi hogai hu
Arjun dadi: Naae nae mein ne tou aisa nae kahan 
Arhoi dadi: mughe chikhu ne btaya tum mere barey mein aisey kehti hu
Arjun dadi: oh chikhu khotey da phuttar

DJ to Beeji : " tum theek kehti ho,  ullus aur kabootar  se chutkara paane ke liye ek hi rasta hai,  Kisi Gurudware mein permanantly settle hona ... thanks for the idea "
 
So guys this are all the wonderful entries and thank you everyone that took part.
Have fun voting and lets see which of the dialogues are the most funniest.
 
If by mistake forgot any entries then please PM me
 


Edited by lilindiangurl13 - 17 May 2011 at 7:36pm

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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 11:13pm | IP Logged
waohhh amazin' entries by everyone... loved it... tooo hillarious!
may the best one winThumbs Up

Thanks Shini for the thread

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:27am | IP Logged
Shini u havent put up the format for voting!! not numbered the entries either...

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 7:02am | IP Logged
they are color coded... just pick one entry and paste it with the picture number...

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 10:25am | IP Logged
Voting kaise karni hai?

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#1
RPS: Mikael, try to look smart in front of my clients
Mikael: Dont worry dad, Ill do my famous James Bond look
 
 
#2
Chiku: Gauri, mere paas toh meri jawani hai, mera perfection hai, meri 75000 Rs wali watch hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Gauri: Mere paas Arjun tha! Ab mera Red Lipstick hai!!
 
#3
Shefali: Check out that hot guy over there
Sanchit: Where?
Simmi: Aww seems like Sanchit finally found a guy!
 
#4
arohi:aa gaye tum,kaha the ab tak,tumhe bajar bheja tha sabji lane ke liye,,wahan beth kar banae lag gaye the kya,itna kam baki hai,khana bhi banan hai,,abhi sabhi ka mein hi karu kya,ek toh mujhe bolne ki adat ki adat nahi hai,aur tum ho ke chup nahi krte,abhi dekh kya rhe ho,,kuch bolo ab!
Arjun:khrr khrrr(snoring),,arohi bas 15 20 minute aise lagi rahi meri neend poori ho jayegi,waise bhi mujhe itni shanti mein soney ki adat pad chuki hai!!
 
 
#5
Rashi: Gosh, I wish I had that dress!
Arohi: Ehh is she checking me out?

 
#6
arohi:sanchit dhyaan se dekh meri taraf,,arjun kehta ahi ke mein teeri hu,,dekh meri akein direct meri fingers ko dekh rhi hai,,agar mein teeri hoti toh meri meri akhein meri fingers ko nahi right ko hoti,,huh aj mein arjun ko prrove kr dungi mein teeri nahi hu,,tu mera gawah banega
sanchit:apka toh pata nahi par meri akhein toh direct wahan jati hai jinhe nhe jana chaiye,,ohhh she is hawttt!!!

 
 
#7

Arjun: Tashan de nahi toh baal katva dunga!!
Romit: Jeena kya, baal ko dho ke? jeena kya, baal ko kho ke!!
 
 

#8


DJ: Just so you know, Chiku looks better in blue than you
Chiku: Gosh, she looks like an angel in blue. Haii Daadi ki jawani (Chiku looks at arjuns daadi )
 
 
 
 
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All good entries Thumbs Up, good luck everyone 


Edited by kavyasam - 17 May 2011 at 11:37am

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 10:41am | IP Logged
too everyone vote this way^^

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Picture 1 - mikhel:papa papa mujhe us led dless wali lalki se shadi kalni hai
rudra:stupid,u dnt know wht our standard is,,i like the girl with blue dres,she is more hawt..
mikhel:tharki budha,rasi jal gai bal nahi gea,abhi bhi sabse pehle ladkio ki hawtness dekhta hai,iska kuch karna padega(muh pe hath ferte hue)
rudra:oh my big stomach(chupate hue) doesnt suit my personality,,warna yeh red wali itni buri bi nahi thi,,


Picture 2 - Cheeku:gauri tum itani gori kaise ho,kya tum roz subha uth kar aate wale dabe mein apna muh dhal kar aur aata muh par mal kar fir bahr nikalti ho
Gauri:oh gosh is stupid ko yeh sab sabke samne bolna tha,ab sabko pata chal jayega ke jo aata gayab hota hai woh kahan jata hai
arohi:oh ab mujhe pata chala,j dhan pun ke naam pe plates bhr kar ghr se aata le kar jatithi woh actually iske muh par lagta hai
lovedeep:kya yeh cheeku hai,,issey bhi akal aa gai kya,,iisey bhi aa gai ,,mujhe kab ayegi akal!yeh trick maine use kyu nahi ki,agar kr leti thi shayad meri bi shadi ho jati!!




Picture 3 - shefali:oh gosh,the pizza delivery man is so hawt,agar iska iq 36 hua toh mein is se shadi kr lungi,,aise smart ladke roz roz thodi na milte hai!
sanchit:agar romit meri jindagi mein na aya hota toh yeh pizza wala bhi kam itemnahi hai,,better luck next time.
siimi:oh gosh,kya mein itani khoobsurat hu,mein jab se ai hu yeh dono mujhe dekhi ja rahe hai,,stop it guys,mujhe shrm aa rhi hai!

 

Picture 4 - Arohi: Arjun are you even paying any attention to me?

Arjun: Trust me, my eyes are all on you !

                           


Picture 5 Arohi  : "yeh  raashi mere dress ko kyun ghur rahi hai,  ise pata chal gaya kya ki yeh Neetu Lulla ne design nahi kiya hai, balki main ne  the famous  one room wala 'Central Mall' se khareeda hai ?..."

 

 

 


Picture 6 arohi:sanchit dhyaan se dekh meri taraf,,arjun kehta ahi ke mein teeri hu,,dekh meri akein direct meri fingers ko dekh rhi hai,,agar mein teeri hoti toh meri meri akhein meri fingers ko nahi right ko hoti,,huh aj mein arjun ko prrove kr dungi mein teeri nahi hu,,tu mera gawah banega
sanchit:apka toh pata nahi par meri akhein toh direct wahan jati hai jinhe nhe jana chaiye,,ohhh she is hawttt!!!



 


Picture 7- Arjun: Look at me romit, this is how you flirt desi style

Romit: Is that kabab over there?


 


Picture 8-  Arhoi dadi: tou tum ne kahan k mein ab bhudi hogai hu

Arjun dadi: Naae nae mein ne tou aisa nae kahan 

Arhoi dadi: mughe chikhu ne btaya tum mere barey mein aisey kehti hu

Arjun dadi: oh chikhu khotey da phuttar

All bzt guys..:)Embarrassed



Edited by Shantell - 21 May 2011 at 9:31am

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