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Guddu ki shoksabha

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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 11:49am | IP Logged
Hey! Frnds...I thought why not to make something light hearted..So I am presenting Guddu's sok sabha...hope you like...do comment
Guddu's body is lying on floor and all have surrounded him...Swami ji comes...
All stands...Runjhun asks for a favour to fix her meeting with Yamraaj and Guddu(soul)...Swami ji says...he will try...
 
Swami ji:o mere pyaare guddu(o my dear guddu)
               O mere nyaare Guddu
              Teri life line hai itni lambi(You have a long life line)
              Phir kyoun tu mara para re (Then why are you lying dead)
              Runjhun ki saanse tere soul ko pukaare(Runjhun's breath is calling
             your soul)
             Tu jaldi se first flight pakar kar aa ja re   (You come taking first flight)
            Kahin tu late na ho jaye(may you don't get late)
           Aur runjhun kukkan ke sang set na ho jaye(And runjhungets set by
                kukkan)
 
Guddu(soul):O pandit...dont babble much...how can you think I will let it
                   happen and why you called me ...you know how much busy I was
                    as I was having reservation for both heaven and Hell...
 
Pandit:Your wife was calling you...she wanted to talk with you...
 
Guddu:When I was alive ...i didn't let her talk then how can I do it now
 
Swami ji:she wanna meet you infront of Yamraaj
 
Guddu:Ok...call him maybe then I can bribe him for conforming my seat in
              heaven
 
Swami ji:Yam hi tu sabse mahaan(Yam you are the greatest)
               Tu hai srwasaktimaan(Your are the strongest)
             Chan bhar me tu harta sabke praan(In moments you can take lives)
             Tu hai great
           Tu hai lagata jinda praniyon ke naam ke saamne late(You add late
             infront of the name of alive persons) 
 
Yam:Yam hai hum
 
Guddu:You again came here atleast now you could have put off you drama
              dress...afterall its my shoksabha and besides if you are really Yam
                  then is there any way to get place in ... 
                in heaven as I am having pass for both heaven and hell...
 
Yam:I cannot help you in this ...and what are you doing here ...go lunch
             time is over...get back to your place
 
 
Runjhun:I called both of you here to talk...
 
Yam:Don't try to trick me with the same old trick of sawitri that you want
          100 sons and for that you want your husband...
 
Runjhun:Time has changed...todays moto is Hum do hamare do...what will I
              do of hundred sons...but can you tell me ...who is Neelu??
 
Guddu:Whoever she is ...why should it matters to you??
 
Runjhun:I just wanna know...
 
Guddu:Am I asking him ...how much you love your Mr.Abhigyaan
 
Yam:I...
 
Runjhun:Shut up...don't come in between us otherwise\...
 
They keep on fighting after half an hour
 
Yam:Yam hain hum...nahi kisi se kam(I am Yam ...not less from anyone)
 
Kukkan:Arrey mamu...Don't take tension have icecream
 
Guddu:I am ready to go with you...
 
Runjhun:You always choose to run away whenever I ask something from you
 
Guddu:And you start crying...
 
Yam :lady...why have you called me??
 
Runjhun:To show you his real face...don't send him back
 
Guddu:Who the hell is he to keep me in his captivity...I wont go back...
 
Runjhun:No...you will have to...Hai na yamraj ji
 
Yam:Yes pretty lady
 
Guddu:How dare you to call my wife pretty??
 
Yam:Don't do bakwas with me...come on we are getting late...I don't know
           about you but my wife will throw me out of my house...
 
Guddu:If you will use your power and force me then What can I do...I will
             come with you and tell your wife,...how you were dancing with that
            Apsara and kissed her then she will send you to hell for a week'..won't
            it be fun...
 
Runjhun:He is like this only.,...now you are leaving ...can you bless me
               with Akhandya sobhagyawati's blessing(Yam who was pissed by their
               fight blessed her with the blessing she asked for(its a blessing given to
              women means god bless your husband a long life)Yam but there is a
                problem...i won't marry someone else as I cannot live without
               him and after noonew can take his place...how will your blessing
               work(Yam understood...he got trapped badly...He returned Guddu
                his body and decided to go alone.,...but for his wife and Chitragupta
                 ...he took one dozen icecream to calm their mood
 
Next morning,Runjhun who had confessed her love for her husband on seeing him in his worst condition after accident got up with a smile ...she was in his strong arms...she smiled at her crazy dream but she got confused when she saw two pass kind of thing in Guddu's pocket...she got confused but Guddu smiled on seeing  those pass...
 


Edited by sur001 - 16 May 2011 at 11:57am

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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 8:00pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by sur001

Hey! Frnds...I thought why not to make something light hearted..So I am presenting Guddu's sok sabha...hope you like...do comment
Guddu's body is lying on floor and all have surrounded him...Swami ji comes...
All stands...Runjhun asks for a favour to fix her meeting with Yamraaj and Guddu(soul)...Swami ji says...he will try...
 
Swami ji:o mere pyaare guddu(o my dear guddu)
               O mere nyaare Guddu
              Teri life line hai itni lambi(You have a long life line)
              Phir kyoun tu mara para re (Then why are you lying dead)
              Runjhun ki saanse tere soul ko pukaare(Runjhun's breath is calling
             your soul)
             Tu jaldi se first flight pakar kar aa ja re   (You come taking first flight)
            Kahin tu late na ho jaye(may you don't get late)
           Aur runjhun kukkan ke sang set na ho jaye(And runjhungets set by
                kukkan)
 
Guddu(soul):O pandit...dont babble much...how can you think I will let it
                   happen and why you called me ...you know how much busy I was
                    as I was having reservation for both heaven and Hell...
 
Pandit:Your wife was calling you...she wanted to talk with you...
 
Guddu:When I was alive ...i didn't let her talk then how can I do it now
 
Swami ji:she wanna meet you infront of Yamraaj
 
Guddu:Ok...call him maybe then I can bribe him for conforming my seat in
              heaven
 
Swami ji:Yam hi tu sabse mahaan(Yam you are the greatest)
               Tu hai srwasaktimaan(Your are the strongest)
             Chan bhar me tu harta sabke praan(In moments you can take lives)
             Tu hai great
           Tu hai lagata jinda praniyon ke naam ke saamne late(You add late
             infront of the name of alive persons) 
 
Yam:Yam hai hum
 
Guddu:You again came here atleast now you could have put off you drama
              dress...afterall its my shoksabha and besides if you are really Yam
                  then is there any way to get place in ... 
                in heaven as I am having pass for both heaven and hell...
 
Yam:I cannot help you in this ...and what are you doing here ...go lunch
             time is over...get back to your place
 
 
Runjhun:I called both of you here to talk...
 
Yam:Don't try to trick me with the same old trick of sawitri that you want
          100 sons and for that you want your husband...
 
Runjhun:Time has changed...todays moto is Hum do hamare do...what will I
              do of hundred sons...but can you tell me ...who is Neelu??
 
Guddu:Whoever she is ...why should it matters to you??
 
Runjhun:I just wanna know...
 
Guddu:Am I asking him ...how much you love your Mr.Abhigyaan
 
Yam:I...
 
Runjhun:Shut up...don't come in between us otherwise\...
 
They keep on fighting after half an hour
 
Yam:Yam hain hum...nahi kisi se kam(I am Yam ...not less from anyone)
 
Kukkan:Arrey mamu...Don't take tension have icecream
 
Guddu:I am ready to go with you...
 
Runjhun:You always choose to run away whenever I ask something from you
 
Guddu:And you start crying...
 
Yam :lady...why have you called me??
 
Runjhun:To show you his real face...don't send him back
 
Guddu:Who the hell is he to keep me in his captivity...I wont go back...
 
Runjhun:No...you will have to...Hai na yamraj ji
 
Yam:Yes pretty lady
 
Guddu:How dare you to call my wife pretty??
 
Yam:Don't do bakwas with me...come on we are getting late...I don't know
           about you but my wife will throw me out of my house...
 
Guddu:If you will use your power and force me then What can I do...I will
             come with you and tell your wife,...how you were dancing with that
            Apsara and kissed her then she will send you to hell for a week'..won't
            it be fun...
 
Runjhun:He is like this only.,...now you are leaving ...can you bless me
               with Akhandya sobhagyawati's blessing(Yam who was pissed by their
               fight blessed her with the blessing she asked for(its a blessing given to
              women means god bless your husband a long life)Yam but there is a
                problem...i won't marry someone else as I cannot live without
               him and after noonew can take his place...how will your blessing
               work(Yam understood...he got trapped badly...He returned Guddu
                his body and decided to go alone.,...but for his wife and Chitragupta
                 ...he took one dozen icecream to calm their mood
 
Next morning,Runjhun who had confessed her love for her husband on seeing him in his worst condition after accident got up with a smile ...she was in his strong arms...she smiled at her crazy dream but she got confused when she saw two pass kind of thing in Guddu's pocket...she got confused but Guddu smiled on seeing  those pass...
 
Really enjoyed reading it...forgot all about my tiredness.
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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 9:44pm | IP Logged
Bravo, Sur...Big smileBig smileBig smile That was awesome!!

I want to meet this Swamji... so funny...and I loved how you threw in the family planning thing in there "Hum do hamare do" LOLLOL

Edited by rani2007 - 20 May 2011 at 6:41am

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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 10:42pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by sur001

Hey! Frnds...I thought why not to make something light hearted..So I am presenting Guddu's sok sabha...hope you like...do comment
Guddu's body is lying on floor and all have surrounded him...Swami ji comes...
All stands...Runjhun asks for a favour to fix her meeting with Yamraaj and Guddu(soul)...Swami ji says...he will try...
 
Swami ji:o mere pyaare guddu(o my dear guddu)
               O mere nyaare Guddu
              Teri life line hai itni lambi(You have a long life line)
              Phir kyoun tu mara para re (Then why are you lying dead)
              Runjhun ki saanse tere soul ko pukaare(Runjhun's breath is calling
             your soul)
             Tu jaldi se first flight pakar kar aa ja re   (You come taking first flight)
            Kahin tu late na ho jaye(may you don't get late)
           Aur runjhun kukkan ke sang set na ho jaye(And runjhungets set by
                kukkan)
 
Guddu(soul):O pandit...dont babble much...how can you think I will let it
                   happen and why you called me ...you know how much busy I was
                    as I was having reservation for both heaven and Hell...
 
Pandit:Your wife was calling you...she wanted to talk with you...
 
Guddu:When I was alive ...i didn't let her talk then how can I do it now
 
Swami ji:she wanna meet you infront of Yamraaj
 
Guddu:Ok...call him maybe then I can bribe him for conforming my seat in
              heaven
 
Swami ji:Yam hi tu sabse mahaan(Yam you are the greatest)
               Tu hai srwasaktimaan(Your are the strongest)
             Chan bhar me tu harta sabke praan(In moments you can take lives)
             Tu hai great
           Tu hai lagata jinda praniyon ke naam ke saamne late(You add late
             infront of the name of alive persons) 
 
Yam:Yam hai hum
 
Guddu:You again came here atleast now you could have put off you drama
              dress...afterall its my shoksabha and besides if you are really Yam
                  then is there any way to get place in ... 
                in heaven as I am having pass for both heaven and hell...
 
Yam:I cannot help you in this ...and what are you doing here ...go lunch
             time is over...get back to your place
 
 
Runjhun:I called both of you here to talk...
 
Yam:Don't try to trick me with the same old trick of sawitri that you want
          100 sons and for that you want your husband...
 
Runjhun:Time has changed...todays moto is Hum do hamare do...what will I
              do of hundred sons...but can you tell me ...who is Neelu??
 
Guddu:Whoever she is ...why should it matters to you??
 
Runjhun:I just wanna know...
 
Guddu:Am I asking him ...how much you love your Mr.Abhigyaan
 
Yam:I...
 
Runjhun:Shut up...don't come in between us otherwise\...
 
They keep on fighting after half an hour
 
Yam:Yam hain hum...nahi kisi se kam(I am Yam ...not less from anyone)
 
Kukkan:Arrey mamu...Don't take tension have icecream
 
Guddu:I am ready to go with you...
 
Runjhun:You always choose to run away whenever I ask something from you
 
Guddu:And you start crying...
 
Yam :lady...why have you called me??
 
Runjhun:To show you his real face...don't send him back
 
Guddu:Who the hell is he to keep me in his captivity...I wont go back...
 
Runjhun:No...you will have to...Hai na yamraj ji
 
Yam:Yes pretty lady
 
Guddu:How dare you to call my wife pretty??
 
Yam:Don't do bakwas with me...come on we are getting late...I don't know
           about you but my wife will throw me out of my house...
 
Guddu:If you will use your power and force me then What can I do...I will
             come with you and tell your wife,...how you were dancing with that
            Apsara and kissed her then she will send you to hell for a week'..won't
            it be fun...
 
Runjhun:He is like this only.,...now you are leaving ...can you bless me
               with Akhandya sobhagyawati's blessing(Yam who was pissed by their
               fight blessed her with the blessing she asked for(its a blessing given to
              women means god bless your husband a long life)Yam but there is a
                problem...i won't marry someone else as I cannot live without
               him and after noonew can take his place...how will your blessing
               work(Yam understood...he got trapped badly...He returned Guddu
                his body and decided to go alone.,...but for his wife and Chitragupta
                 ...he took one dozen icecream to calm their mood
 
Next morning,Runjhun who had confessed her love for her husband on seeing him in his worst condition after accident got up with a smile ...she was in his strong arms...she smiled at her crazy dream but she got confused when she saw two pass kind of thing in Guddu's pocket...she got confused but Guddu smiled on seeing  those pass...
 
sur jaan ...
awwwesum post jaani ...ClapClap
realyyy gr888...ROFLROFL
100 kids n hum do hmare do prt was faaab ROFL
 
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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 5:34am | IP Logged
hey surbhi...realy cool 1...Clap
DKS ko trainin' k liye tere ghar bhejti hun...WinkLOL
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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:00am | IP Logged
Love it Sur...
 
I read it twice and both times I had to laugh...
 
 
 
 
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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 7:08am | IP Logged
ROFL ROFL ROFL
 
Awesome post!!

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