Trangad son & sid-metz vampy daughter
Saal do hazaar gyaarah mein hui in do jodiyon ki shaadi,π€ Aur shuru hui inki kahaani dekhne waalon ki barbaadi!π
Ruhi ne angad ke gale mein haste haste daala warmaala,π³ and angad ban gya bekaar bechaara saala.π€
Kuch aur doori par char rahi thi pyaar ki nayi kahaani, π
Sid ko piya nahi miliπ₯Ί and khatam hui abhay ke saamne- maithlee ki jawaaniπ€£π€£π€£π€£
Sid ne bhi maanga tha piya ka haath, par badle mein usey sirf mila piya ka laat,π€£π€£
Seh na payi maithlee sid ka tension π₯Ί, and ho gyi dono ke beech mein attraction. βΊοΈ βΊοΈ
Bees saal baad aaya fir ek mauka,π sid ne apni beti ko dehraadoon bhej ke maara chauka! π π
RASIYA thi maithlee aur sid ki pyaari vampy beti,π³ khoon ke saath toh who bohot thi khaati peeti!π€£π€£
Jhumritallaiya se she caught a train, and waited till it left..π· It just happed that she found herself assigned a room with a guy.. tho it was uneasy and quite irritating, they quickly felt asleep. He in the upper berth and she in the lower.π₯±
At 1 am he leaned down, and gently woke rasiya- "ma'am! It's a bit cold.. can u plz pass on the second blanket" woh kap kapaaya!
"I have a better idea!!" who muskuraayi!π
"just for today, can we please pretend that we r married??" who sharmaayi..π³π
"haan.. haan, sure!!" who kooda!π€£π€£
"good!" she replied.. "GET YOUR OWN BLANKET!" woh chillayiπ€£π€£
He nodded his head..π
After a few mins of silence..βοΈ
''''''''''''''''..HE FARTED..βοΈπ€’ "husband for the whole night na??" woh muskuraayaπ€£π€£
Next day she followed him to his house, socha one night hubby ka khoon pee loon!ππ
"accha, toh tumhaara naam pappu kyun hai" usne poocha..
"woh mere paida hone ke baad hi mere mummy papa pass ho gye the na'" π³kahaan usne chooste hue apne bottle se milk
As rasiya kha rahi thi apni dairy milk SILK!π³
Dono ne kiya ek doosre ke saath introduction,π and dhoop ko dekhkar rassiya ne lagaya sun tan lotion.ππ³π€£π€£
Pappu ka pink shirt ko dekh kar hua ek gunda us par fida, and pappu usey laga ek GAY seedha saadhaππ€£π€£.
Silver gloves pehen kar pada who un dono ke peeche,π² aur kehne laga- "pappu! Teri dor mujhe kheeche kheeche"π€£π€£
Rasiya ka SILVER ko dekh kar jeee ghabraya,π² aur pappu ko usey is haalat mein dekh kar rona aaya!π
Pappu gaya uss gunde ke paas sab cheez chod ke,π and jawaab diya ussey uska moo fod ke!!
Rasiya ka dil pappu ne jeet liya,π₯³ aur rasiya ne khule aam ussey propose maar diya!βοΈ
Rasiya- ab hamein shaadi kar leni chahiye! Hai naa??βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ
Pappu (phudakte hue)- haan haan!!βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ
Pappu ne goggles pehna banker don! ππAur bola- "lekin rasiya' humse shaadi karega kaun??"ππ²π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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