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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:28am | IP Logged



    Naye

                         Spoilers

                                                      Aagyeee

                                                                                    Hain .

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:33am | IP Logged
Luvey ... This is for u since you love them so much ...

scenes tumhare ...  gaana mera ... theek hai?Embarrassed

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:33am | IP Logged
isme itna spoil karne waali kya baat hai Confused

Originally posted by manesha76




    Naye

                         Spoilers

                                                      Aagyeee

                                                                                    Hain .

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:36am | IP Logged
Mera Vinu Ayega ... (karan arjun style Wink)

Originally posted by mechantefille

Kal ka One point agenda - tell Vinu to make a new thread - at this rate we'll finish this one today! LOL

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Originally posted by -honeydew-

Mera Vinu Ayega ... (karan arjun style Wink)

Originally posted by mechantefille

Kal ka One point agenda - tell Vinu to make a new thread - at this rate we'll finish this one today! LOL



tumhara vinu kab ayega ...thread is going to finishConfused

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:42am | IP Logged
thread hone se pehle nahi aaya ...
toh thread khatam hone ke baad ayega ROFL

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Mera Vinu Ayega ... (karan arjun style Wink)

Originally posted by mechantefille

Kal ka One point agenda - tell Vinu to make a new thread - at this rate we'll finish this one today! LOL



tumhara vinu kab ayega ...thread is going to finishConfused

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:42am | IP Logged
Originally posted by muniza75

Beti joke for you:

THE  CUPBOARD

 

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her  9-year old son  comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in 

the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover  in the cupboard, not  realizing that the little boy 

is in there  already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in  here.'

The man says, 'Yes,  it is.'

Boy -  'I have a  football.'

Man -  'That's  nice.'

Boy -  'Want to buy  it?'

Man -  'No,  thanks.'

Boy -  'My dad's  outside.'

Man -  'OK, how  much?'

Boy -   '250'

A few weeks later,  it happens again that the boy  and the lover are 

in  the cupboard together.

Boy -  'Dark in  here.'

Man -  'Yes, it  is.'

 

Boy -  'I have  football boots.'The lover, remembering the last time, 

asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy -   '750'

 

Man -  'Sold.'

A few days later,  the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots 

and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I  can't, I sold my ball and  boots.'

The father says,  'What?! How much did you sell  them for?'

Boy -  '1,000.'

The  father says,  'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like 

that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take 

you to church and make you confess.'

They go  to the  church and the father makes the little boy sit in the 

confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark  in here.'

The priest says,  'Don't start that shit again.  You're

in my cupboard  now.'



Muniza

 
 
LOL MUMMA REALLY GOOOD ONE!!! Clap aap bhi shuru ho gayi meri tarah - lage raho lage raho LOLWink

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Posted: 17 May 2011 at 9:45am | IP Logged
Originally posted by muniza75

Read this, my uncle emailed me, and i liked it, so thought to share...

LIFE SPAN 
 
 On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." 
 The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.  How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" 
 
 So God agreed... 
 
 On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.  For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." 
 
 The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?  That's a pretty long time to perform.  How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" 
 
 And God agreed... 
 
 On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.  For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." 
 
 The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.  How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" 
 
 And God agreed again... 
 
 On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.  For this, I'll give you twenty years." 
 
 But the human said, "Only twenty years?  Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" 
 
 "Okay," said God.  "You asked for it." 
 
 So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.  For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.  For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.  And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. 
 
 Life has now been explained to you. 
 
 
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHH - Ab pata chala... No sun but I am certainly a slave!!! Clap

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