THE CUPBOARD
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them,
and hides in
the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that
the little boy
is in there already.
The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '250'
A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and
the lover are
in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'The lover, remembering
the last time,
asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy - '750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab
your boots
and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them
for?'
Boy - '1,000.'
The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like
that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take
you to church and make you confess.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again. You're
in my cupboard now.'
Muniza
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