FunnyFF:*AbhIya-Shaadi Ke Baad*updated-part28pg.68 - Page 25

Wow nice update as usual.jay-metz convo was very funnyyy.Abhiya convo was adorable.update sooon.Waiting eagerly.

just to funny🤣... i want to see more

wow!funny 😆

i m about to loose my mind you've been gone for so long i am running out of time 

This content was originally posted by: REBECCA_ROLFE

i m about to loose my mind you've been gone for so long i am running out of time 

i need an S-doll

i need an s-doll

i need an s doll sdoll sdoll

to bring me back to life

to bring me back to life

Don't loose ur mind. n don't run ur time coz😆
I m back.
I m back.
I m back back back
I m back 2 bring u back in ur life.
I m back 2 bring u back in ur life.😆

This content was originally posted by: black_scorpio

wow!funny 😆

A: Hello. Can som1 tell me how my brother got missing?

i loved this line🤣

Thnx dear. 😃When i wrote this line i din't think that this line can b so funny but now i m feeling great that u liked the line.😃

Hi frnds. I m updating after many days. This part is not so funny but the next parts will b funny again. 

                                                           PART-17

Finally Abhay finds out sid.  But abhay is shocked 2 see sid coz he is doing something serious. He is holding a rope in his hand n tying the rope in a tree . Abhay understands that sid is going 2 suicide. So, he shouts...

 

A: Nahin... Bhaiya . What r u doing?

S: From where u came? n r u blind that can't  see that i m trying 2 suicide?

A: Ya, i can see but why r doing this? What u'll get from this? Stop now.

S: U tell me the reason that why i m doing this? What do u think  the reason can b?

A: Mujhe pata hain. . Tum panchi ke liye suicide kar rahe ho. Tumhe kab se usse itna pyaar ho gaya ke usse kisi aur ke saath dekhke tum suicide pe utar aaye?

S: Tu jabhi muh khulega, bakwas hi nikalega. Issi liye kehta hun ke kuch nutricious khana khaya kar. Jab hum chota the tab tu ande, doodh etc. nahi kha sakta tha kyunki hum the to ghorsawal ka beta hi na. Phir bhi  main to chura ke kha le tha metz ki uhan se lekin tu? tabhi tu gadha tha aur ab bhi gadha hi hain. kyunki tujhe nutrition ka problem hain aur issi liye tera dimag mein sirf gobar se bhara hua hain. Tu jabhi sochega ulta hi sochega.

A: Main nutrition kahan se laoon? Main to hun ek vegetarian vampire .

S: Arrgh... aapna muh bandh kar aur mujhe chain se marne de.

A: Lekin... tumhe lagta hain ki iss rassi se phansi leke tum mar sakte ho? Kyunki tum to vampire ho aur tumhe mar ne ki liye lakdi ka tukda chahiye ya tum injured hona chahte ho to silver chahiye . Aur agar tumhe marne ka itna hi shaukh hain to main help karun?...

Akhir tum bhai ho mere. Tumhare liye mera bhi to koi farz hain na.

 

Then abhay finds a sharp wood n tries 2 poke sid with it.

S: Arre ...kya kar raha hain? Mar dalega kya mujhe? Iss lakdi ka tukda se mujhe nahi aapna sar  pe poke kar , isse tera dimag ka saara gobar bahar nikal jayega.

 

A: Kya gobar gobar gobar? Tum mujhe bataoge ya nahi ke tum kyun suicide kar rahe the? Ya phir main poke karun?

S: are rukh. Batata hun. asli baat ye hain ke kaal jab main ghar lauta office se to tab dekha ke neel ghar pe aaya hain panchi se milne ke liye. Par panchi uhan thi nahin.Phir main neel se pucha ke tum yahan kya kar rahe ho? Phir neel ne bola ke woh panchi ko leke long drive pe ja raha hain. Yeh sun ke mera dimaag me ek jhakkas idea aaya. Maine usse bola ke " Neel, tum panchi se itna pyaar karte ho toh panchi ko leke tum hamesha ke liye bhag kyun nahi jate? Isse panchi tumhara ho jayegi hamesha ke liye." Neel mera baat manliya tha aur keh raha tha ke " That's a great idea. But why do u want this? She is ur wife ." Phir maine bola" Agar dusron ke biwi ka itna hi khayal hain toh usse leke long drive pe jate huye sharam nahin aata?" Phir to neel mera baat puri tarah se maan hi gaya tha. Uske baad panchi aaya aur woh dono chale gaye. Maine socha ke "Chalo, problem se picha chooti." Phir main bahut der tak gaana chod ke dance kia khushi ke maare aur main jab sone ja raha tha tabhi dekha panchi wapas aa gayi . panchi aake sidha andar chali gayi aur maine neel se pucha to usne jawab diya" Tumhari biwi tumhe hi mubarak. 1 ghante mein hi usne mera saara paisa khatam kar diya kha khake. Mujhe to lag raha tha ke kahin woh mujhe hi na kha jaye. Main use leke bhag nahi sakta kyunki mujhe aamir rehna hi pasand hain".

A: Phir kya hua?

S: Phir kya hoga? Aake hi panchi mujhe bola " Baby mujhe vukh lagi hain. Mere liye kuch pakake lao." Jaise ki main uski baap ka naukar hoon. Iss gham mein hi maine decide kia ke mujhe marna hain . afterall, aise ghoot ghoot ke jina se to marna better hain.

A: Tumhe kya lagta hain marne ke baad bhi tumhe shanti milega? Never. Aur iss phansi se tumhara dum phir se ghootega.

S: Arre wah... tu to akalmandi ki baatein kar raha hain. Ande aur doodh kha raha kya aajkal?

 

Abhay blushes n replies " Warna pia aapni curly baalon ke liye jo aande lati hain woh jata kahan hain? Kyunki pia jabhi aande dhoondne jati hain usse nahi milta aur agar mujhse puchti hai main bolta hu ke mom ne aapni baalon mein laga liya. Aur pia sharam ke wajah se mom se puch nahi pati "     

 

S: Smart smart little brother keep it up. Kya baat hain. vampire hoke bhi aande khaye ja rahe ho.Lekin itni der tak jhoot kyun bol rahe the?

 

A: agar vampire hoke shaadi kar sakta hu toh aande khane mein kya dosh?Aur jhoot bol ne mein bhi kya dosh?

S: right.

A: Ab ghar wapas chalo. Otherwise mom aa gayegi aur tumhe bhi meri tarah- tarah tarah ki baatein sunayegi. Aajkal mom ka zuban kuch zyada hi chalne lagi hain.

S: Matlab? main kuch samjha nahin.

A: Are tumhe samajh ne ki zaroorat nahi hai. Tum bas ghar chalo.

 

 Then abhay drags sid 2 home though sid was hesitating.

 

PRECAP: ABhiya in a shopping mall 2 buy a new tv. They see Jay n Metz shopping there. Both couples come face 2 face.      

-----edited-----aww!!poor siddy boy😆😆wow abhiya and may😆in same mall that too face to face waiting,.i know its gonna be superb...😆
Edited by ilove99 - 12 years ago

This content was originally posted by: mijanur

superb update.continue soon.

Thnx hun.😃 I thought tht 2days update isn't so gud but i m feeling happy after reading ur comment.😳

gr8 update. fabulous.