FunnyFF:*AbhIya-Shaadi Ke Baad*updated-part28pg.68 - Page 16

Originally posted by: moonlitnisha

witch...churail... dyaan... bhootni... I luved these...😆 I used these words for Metz when she was shown in the Episode🤣🤣

Originally posted by: _VANESA_

itna bhaav mat khaoo pumpkin ki tarah moti ho jaooogi jaldi karo yaaar 

Originally posted by: Prix3

Haha you're really funny! 

                                                        PART-13 ( Unlucky 4 Abhay) XD

Haseena : Abhay... what's happening in my house? How cud u lie 2 me? U never mentioned before that maithli is back?😡

Maithli: Maithli nahi, metz, metz. I have bcome modern mummyji oops moms.😉

haseena : What ? Moms? From where r u getting moms? Oh no... plz abhay don't tell me that like u chaand is also betraying me n married some1 else also...haseena tries 2 faint.😲

Abhay: Hold on mom, don't hear this idiot metz words.  She pretends that she has learnt everything but asal mein woh bahut badi gadhi hain. I understand her very well. She must have heard some1 to call his/her dad as pops n she got the idea that she'll also call u moms. so, chill. 🤪

haseena (Whispering): ahhh, i feel relaxed.😃

 Abhay : U don't need 2 b tensed at all mom, bcoz dad toh buddha go gaya hain. Woh meri tarah charming  thodi na raha hain ke unse koi shaadi ke liye interested hogi.. 😊

At that moment chand comes home with his neck moving. Every1 gets wondered 2 see him...😲

Chaand(Whispering): I heard something from the door. Abhay was telling something like that i m a buddha ... Are abhay buddha hoga tera baap..😡

Abhay : Wohi toh main bol raha hun...😃

haseena : but chaand darling, why r u moving ur neck like yoyo? shud i tie a rope with ur neck? Then it'll b easy 4 me 2 push u...⭐️

Chaand: Mera toh koi izzat hi nahi raha iss ghar mein. Pehle tum mujhe baizzat karti thi ab tumhara beta bhi shuru ho gaya woh bhi bahu ke saamne.😳

Listening bahu word metz snaches pia's scarf from her neck n puts it on her head n touches chand's feet by saying that " Pai lagoon sasurji".😳

Chand gives a jump hearing this n becomes alert n says " I didn't notice that u were here!!! where do u came from!!!"😲

Pia : Look dad, yeh vachudy is here 2 snach my abhay from me.😡

Chand: Vachudy!!!! What's that now???😲

Pia: Wohho !! vachudy matlab combo of vampire, churail n dyaan. Aap logo ko itna asan baat bhi samajh nahi aata . Issi liye main kehti hoon ke sabko Loogle karna chahiye lekin koi mera baat sune tab na.😒

Chand: Yeh to haad hi ho gayi. aab bahu bhi mera baizzati kar rahi hain!!!

Haseena : If u r having problem with listening these words then lets go 2 our room means my bedroom n ur guest room.😉

Chand agrees n leaves that place.

Then again  metz n pia starts.

Metz : Aab main samjhi tu kaun hain, tu abhay ki doosri biwi hain na. Tune meri photo dekhi woh friendsbook  mein aur meri humshakal hone ki fayda uthaliya. Abhay se tune doosri bar shaadi kar li.😲😲

Pia: Kya besharam churail  hain . kisi aur ki pati ko khud ki pati bolti hain. are churail teri shaadi meri abhay se kab hua ke tu keh rahi hain ke meri shaadi doosri hain?😡😡

Metz : Yeh baar baar tu mujhe churail kehna bandh kar. Warna main bhi tujhe galiyan dungi.🤬

Pia: Are wahh !! Thik tarah se batein kar na to aati nahin aur chali hain mujhe gali dene. Tujhe koi gali malum bhi hain kya? In ur time there weren't superb slang's like this time.

Metz: Tu toh mujhse bhi zyaada bewakoof hain. Tujhe nahi pata ke acchi batein sikhne mein logon ko bohut saal lagte hain lekin galiyan bahut asani se sikh lete hain.😆

Pia: chal chal churail phoot le yahan se, teri tarah besharam churailon ke liye iss ghar mein koi jagah nahi.🥱

Metz: Ohho ! main toh daar gayi. Main abhay se pyaar karti hoon toh main besharam ho gayi lekin teri ashiq logon jo yahan wohan ghumta rehta hain, toh tu bahut doodh se dhuli hui hai..😡

Hearing ashiq word abhay gives concentration on it n looks at pia. pia blushes. she tells " Oh abhay , yeh churail jhoot bol rahi hain."☺️

Abhay : Churail kabhi jhoot nahi bolti kyunki woh insaan thodi na hain. n abhay leaves the place n goes 2 his room . He starts watching t.v.

pia: Teri wajah se abhay chala gaya...Tujhe to main... n pia starts pulling metz hair...😡

Metz(Laughing): Tu meri baal khichegi toh meri koi luksan nahi hogi lekin main teri baal khichi toh teri baal toh gaya kam se. Sidha curl se straight ho jayaga bina iron ke. Meri aby baby ka paisa bach gaya ...😛

PRECAP: Abhay is watching t.v . suddenly the door of the room breaks...😲

Originally posted by: REBECCA_ROLFE

great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gracias!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!