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*The Bheekari's Adda* // ENTER AT UR OWN RISK (Page 5)

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Posted: 10 May 2011 at 2:46am | IP Logged
 === this post of mine i m dead sure would be loved by SOME members ==== dhyaan se padna

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Part 2 of my Letter
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Now, Basanti, I know you shall swear to me that these three would grow up and avenge my death. The "Trimurti" metrosexuals with six-pack abs and waxed chests would take revenge killing that Haraam #@$%#^ and his gang. With their girlfriends, obviously ten years younger to them, one of them being Thakur's daughter (oblivious to his misdeeds all these years). They'll be supported aptly by white-streak haired "Saasumaa" (all the elongated spellings are due to numerology). In the final climax, your sons – after performing heroic deeds killing the gang with their miraculous martial arts like jumping twenty feet, hitting every gunshot on target and taking each bullet on them without any apparent pain – will produce Thakur at your feet. You'll kill him with your bare hands, while simultaneously imagining the imagined scene of my death, swearing at him, and finishing him with immense power; even though you never spent even a single hour at the gym.

Now, I know you've already thought of the past and created your future in sufficiently three hours editing all the 'sensual' moments between your sons and their girlfriends, while keeping eight songs of all genres of music and minimum of five fighting sequences. In fact, you've done a great job.

After all our life has always been a masala script.

Your dead husband,

Veeru

ROFL

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Posted: 10 May 2011 at 2:53am | IP Logged
ROFLROFLROFLROFL sam, that was brilliant!ROFLROFLROFLROFL
ok let me post one ranbir ke naamEmbarrassed

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Posted: 10 May 2011 at 2:59am | IP Logged
Originally posted by evanescence

Dude, I didn't get it. As in, who are you referring to in those bold lines.

However, this gallery should be confined to spoofs on Bollywood Films and actors and not any member on this forum. Taking a dig at them by writing spoofs is not permissible.
 
Shakki those lines in my thinking are dedicated to older actors.. nahi???
 
Like Salman, SRK and Amir
 
thakur ki beti sonakshi to nahi?? ROFL


Edited by Pulwasha - 10 May 2011 at 3:09am

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Posted: 10 May 2011 at 3:05am | IP Logged

song- ek do teen..

Fans- Ranbir! Ranbir! ranbir  Ho Ho Ho

RK- Namaskar! Namaskar!
Kahiye, Kya Sunenge Aap

Fans-Aarey Pehle Yeh Kahiye, Kaha The Aap?

RK-    Mein .. Mein Kar Raha Tha bedroom mein 'warWink
fans- kiske saath?

RK- Woh .. Jiska hain kahin naamTongue

Fans- Kaun??...Shocked

RK-  Ek Do Teen, Char Paanch Che Saath Aath Nau, Dus Gyarah, Barah Tera..D'oh

Kaise karun gin gin ke aaj  

Yaad hain bas do-teen naamEmbarrassed

Chaudah ko deeps ke sandesa aayaa,

Condoms ke packet bhi saat mein aaya

Pandrah ko nargis ko ghar le gayaa 

Kat ko main sab kuch sikhlayaa

Solah ko mila anjelaa ''Wink

Aaya mazaa aayi bahaar



Edited by shamil - 10 May 2011 at 3:07am

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Posted: 10 May 2011 at 3:06am | IP Logged
Originally posted by evanescence

Dude, I didn't get it. As in, who are you referring to in those bold lines.

However, this gallery should be confined to spoofs on Bollywood Films and actors and not any member on this forum. Taking a dig at them by writing spoofs is not permissible.

Chill... Relax... me nt taking a DIG at Members... i am just highlighting the area which is also raised by many members... as 40+ Main Heroes romancing 20+ Heroines...

i am just telling dem dat dere line is used in dis spoof... not that me saying anything 2 dem ROFL

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Posted: 10 May 2011 at 3:07am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Pulwasha

Originally posted by evanescence

Dude, I didn't get it. As in, who are you referring to in those bold lines.

However, this gallery should be confined to spoofs on Bollywood Films and actors and not any member on this forum. Taking a dig at them by writing spoofs is not permissible.
 
Shakki those lines in my thinking are dedciated to older actors.. nahi???
 
Like Salman, SRK and Amir
 
thakur ki beti sonakshi to nahi?? ROFL
am sure it must be sonakshiROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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