CHAL JHUTHI!!! "AR" ONE SHOT( ON "KASH")

 CHAL JHUTHI!! ---(AR OS ON "KASH")

"riddhima beta,aaj hostel wapas jaana jaruri hai kya?"

"haan mom,bahut bahut important...bahut jyada..exams ke bas 1 month hain,ab hard labour karne hain'.(chal jhuthi!!aaj evening ko to photo shoot hai tera aur kal "miss emami" competition)...mujhe pata hai,aaj wo idiot mujhe dekhna aayega...mujhe abhi saadi nahi karni..kisi kimat par nahi'

"jo bhi ho,aaj mumbai nahi jana hai " papa made his final decision..

i came in my room and threw my bag...idiot!gadha!ullu ka pattha!..bhainsha!kamina!..maine na jaane kitni gaaliyan usey de daali ,jo mera future spoil karne ka plan bana raha tha,mujhse saadi karke...

 

thori der baad mom aayi,wo log lunch par aane wale they,mom ne ananya masi ke bete ke favourite dishes bana liye they ab mujhe ready karne aayi thi..."riddhima beta.."...unhone barey pyar se pukaara..."beta,papa ke baton ka bura nahi mante.beta ek baar ananya masi ke larke ko dekh le,agar pasand na aaye,to hum kuch nahi kahenge...

"beta ,arman ko tu jo kahegi maan lega,tu saadi ke baad bhi apni padhai kar sakti hai,but aisa larka feer nahi milega...laakhon mein ek hai...

"lakhon mein ek..my foot!!!.mujhe saadi hi nahi karni to wo chahe millians mein ek ho..mujhe apna ambition pura karna hai.pahle miss india,feer miss. World!"'.mai sapno mein kho gayi'

"beta,aaj ye red saari pahan lena,arman ko red bahut pasand hai.."

"hmmm,to abhi se apni dadagiri dikhane lagey janab! uski pasand hi meri pasand banaani paregi? i hate red colour...idiot!kamina!(maine feer se dill mein usey gaali di)..

" wo jab 12th standered mein tha,tabhi maine usey dekha tha,bahut khubsurat tha'feer medical padhne australia chala gaya'"..mom kahti ja rahi thi'

"hmmm'to sahab jaade abroad rahte they'.yaani mod'mai aisa make up karungi ki dekhte hi bhag jaaye'."..maine bilkul simple make up ki, lambi choti banayi,kajal lagaya aur red lipstic(i hate it!)..and saari ke pallu se khud ko dhak liya'bilkul'...

"gori gori gaun ki gori re,chal teri sharmili''."

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Now I came in drawing room with my mom,where masi,uncle and respective idiot was sitting'...masi ne mujhe apne paas bithaya,mai apni nazren neechi kar rakhi thi,(bilkul gaum ki sharmili larki bani hui)'

masi,uncle ,mom and papa left the room...

...

"ahem...ahem...kya aap gungi hain?"..usne pucha aur maine gusse se apni nazren uthaayi...

But!...but!...ye koun saamne baitha hai!!..kya koi greek god hai ! prithwiraaj! (dhatt tere ki,prithwiraaj to indian tha! Kash! History thik se padhti to is greek hunk ka kuch name de pati!)!! to feer apollo! Nope!...he is adam!!  yes!! Surely came from paradise!!

maine apne is 20 years ki looong life mein itna handsome guy kabhi nahi dekha tha. so...

"jor ka jhatka hayye joro se laga'haan lagga!!"

 

."pahli nazar mein ye jaadu kya kiya?

tera ban baitha mera jiya.."

"Uff! teri adaa, I like the way you move

Uff! tera badan, I like to see you groove

Uff! teri nazar, It says I wanna dance with you

ooo ooo'

Uff! teri adaa, I like the way you move

Uff! tera badan, I like to see you groove

Uff! teri nazar, It says I wanna dance with you

Sun le sahibaan aannn ..

Tu hai ik nasha aaa aaa aa..

Hosh hain mera aaa aaa..

"maine kaha ,aap gungi ho kya?"his white pearl teeth glittered 😃!!

"umm..na..aan...haan..."..mai kya sachmuch gungi hun??.mujhe bhi doubt hone laga tha😕''.

"riddhima ji,kuch to kahiye..." he again showed his dimples😃...

" kya kahun?" I questioned him like an idiot😕...

"aap ke baarey mein,aapke ambition...maine suna hai aap bahut studious hain..i like it...a high ambition rakhna achchi baat hai...

"bhad mein jaaye ambition"...maine dill mein kaha'..ab to tumhi mere ambition ban gaye ho saajna😳'...

'aap ko cooking aati hai kya? mujhe defferent dishes bahut pasand hai"..he was staring at me constantly'

( "haaye! mom ne kitni baar kaha ,beta kuch to banana sikh le,but har waqt bahana banakar nikal jati...khud par hi gusaa aa raha tha. Hey bhagwan ji,ek baar rista pakka ho jaye,mai roj mom se khana banana sikhungi,promise'aur is baar pakka wala promise)

 

"mujhe saare indian foods pasand hain,aur traditional dresses bahut pasand hain,aur red mera fav colour...sause wala laal! khubsurat larkiyan aur bhi khubsurat ban jati hai red saari mein..."he said glaring at me from toe to head...

"i like red madly..."(feer jhuth!!...ab to dill ke hathon majbur ho gayi hun,jhuth kahne ko)

" do you know,mai aapke jaisi simple larki hi chahta tha ..actually mod larkiyan khud mein itni busy hoti hai ki husband ka dhyan hi nahi rahta,mai chahta hun meri wife sirf mere liye ho, mera har waqt khyal rakhe,usse dher saari baaten karun,aajkal to husband -wife itne busy hote hain ki ek dusre se baat karna to kya shayad thik se dekh bhi nahi paate..."..he was cotinuing with his maha bhashan...

"haaye!apna bhashan jaari rakho sexy munda...aur aap mujhe chahe jitni der tak ji bharkar dekhna,mai mana nahi karungi,even i will not move...'...

subah se lekar shaam tak, shaam se lekar raat tak

raat se lekar suabh tak, subah se phir shaam tak

mujhe pyar karo hoo, mujhe pyar karo...

hoo mujhe pyar karo...mujhe pyar karo"

 

"ek kya jaaneman,tum kaho to mai gaati hi jaun"'dill ne kaha.'..."half an hours se to ek ke baad ek song hi ga rahi hun,dill mein."

masi came.." beta,wo last time tune mujhe jo "krishna bhajan "sunayi thi,wahi gao na...bahut pyara bhajan hai''

"haaye!!! abhi to mera dill "zara zara touch touch me,zara zara kiss me kiss me " gaane ko kar raha hai aur "krishna bhajan!!"..okay! mai apne modern krishna ke liye gaane lagi...

."heri mai to prem diwani,mera dard na jaane koi"..

 

 

next day at college

friends:" oyye riddhima,kal tujhe koi pasand karne aaya tha?tujhe to model banna hai na' tu to boli thi ki kabhi saadi nahi karegi...liar!! tu to chupa rustam nikli!!...aur suna riste pakke bhi ho gaye'.munda dekhte hi fisal gayi?

" god promise friends...mujhe pata hi nahi tha...aur mai fislne walon mein nahi hun...ab mom-papa ki baat to manni hi paregi na...(chal jhuthi...dill mein to laddo foot rahe hain)

Muskan: " tere wale ka pic dikha na,jarur usne diya hoga'

Me (innocently) : nahi to,maine baat hi nahi ki ..(chal jhuthi!usne to tujhe apne album hi de diye hain,jise tu kum se kum 10 times dekh chuki hai'.but agar friends dekhkar fisal jaye to?na baba!!..yahan koi risk nahi le sakti'saadi hone tak apne super sexy ko chupakar hi rakhna hai..)

 

 

At night

Arman phoned me : "hello,kya kar rahi ho?"

Me(like a studious girl) : "bas padh rahi thi,exam hai na(chal jhuthi!!tu to suhag raat ke sapne dekh rahi thi)

Arman : "tumhe arranged marriage se koi inkaar to nahi hai na?"

Me (like a good girl) : " hum indian girls apne tradition nahi chorte'ma-papa humare liye jo sapne dekhte hain,unhe pura karna humari duty hai'.bla bla bla'.(feer jhuth')

Arman : " I like it'aur suno maine dher saare saaries shopping kiye hain,tumhare liye'mai chahta hun saadi ke baad tum sirf saari pahno'

Again I questioned like a fool'.."sirf saari??"

Arman started to laugh'."uff!!'.bari bholi ho'nahi ,ma ne baaki sab wo blouse bagairah bhi shopping ki hai'tumhe saari pasand hai na??...

Me (sighed) : "haan,bahut'(kudi ,munda ko fansane gayi aur khud fans gayi..)

 

 

Suhagraat

Mai ghunghat daalkar baithi thi,bari problem ho rahi thi,but apne super sexy husband ko khush karne ke liye indian dulhan banna hi para tha'thora sharmane ki koshish bhi kar rahi thi'

Arman came and closed the door'.he sat beside me and touched my hands'."exam kaise hue?"

Me : " bahut achche'(wo to rejult se hi pata chal jayega jaanu)..

Arman (caressing my locks): "tumhe bahut paresaani hui na?...exams ke liye hard labour aur feer uske thik baad hi saadi'.chalo so jao'..bahut tired hogi na'

(So jaaun!!duffer kahinka'.sone ke liye saadi ki thi kya??...)

"So jaaun!! Keun???"'.my tongue slipped..(dhatt tere ki!!! Control yaar!usey jyada smart pasand nahi..control! control! Dill mein humnuman chalisha japna suru kar'.)

Arman : "tumne kuch kaha kya?

Me :" nahi to'.

But my lips and hands again revolted against me,my arms wrapped him by the neck and lips started to sing'...

Mujhe teri baahon ki jannat mein khone de

Tere bina yeh jeewan

Jaise suna Sapna

Tere bina tujhko har pal

Dhundhee yeh dil mera'''"

 

 

 

Me (surprisingly) : "kya socha tha?

Arman pulled me close to him and said.."aaj nahi,kal bataunga'..i think we should not waste time '.love is waiting for us'.

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Next day ,I woke up disturbing by the sun'arman was sleeping burried his face into me''.I felt slothfulness'it's the affect of arman's unlimited love which he made last night'. '..i tried to free from arman's grip quietly'but his hands which were around my waist dragged me into him'.

Me : "choro na arman,abhi thori der mein hume pag fere ke liye jaana parega'

Arman kissed me'"aaj raat ko flight hai,hum switzerland ja rahe hain apne honeymoon par ..packing kar lena'wahan wardrobe mein tumhare dresses hain'.

Me(confusinly) :"kya saari?

Arman : "tum khud hi dekh lo..

I opened the wardrobe'..salwar suit,jeans,skirts,tops,mini skirts''.mostly are in my fav colour pink'.

Me (amazed) : "ye mere dresses!! But tumhe to sirf saari pasand hai na..

Arman came near me and hugged from back'"wo to tumhe buddhu banana tha'I know tumhe ye sab bahut pasand hai'and pink is your fav.colour'

Me : " but how?'

Arman : "actually tum last baar jab yahan' miss lakme' competition mein aayi thi,tumhe dekha and totally feeda on you''feer mujhe pata chala ki tum lonavala ke famous dr.sashank sir ki beti ho aur apne papa mom ko buddhu banati ho,yaani no study,masti always,ghumna feerna,shopping,marketing,modeling'and wahan lonavala mein mom dad ko kuch pata nahi'feer tumhare friends se pata chala ki tum arranged marriage ke against ho,to mai samajh gaya tha,mujhe bhagane ke liye tum kuch galat karne ki koshish jarur karogi'.so maine bhi thora jhuth kaha'.ab jhuthi ko to jhutha hi milega na'.

Me(with a doubt) : " you hate me?"

Arman hit his head with his hand'."hey bhagwan!hate karta to saadi karta kya? I love you honey'"he tried to squeezed me in his chest..

I made a punch in his muscular chest ,pushed him and said with a fake anger'" but I hate you' I have pain in my whole body,because of you''.

Arman glared at me a while and next his wet kisses were travelling on my whole body with these words.."chal jhuthi!!' ...i love my jhuthi"...

love u all

punam

Edited by anamika2010 - 12 years ago

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lovely OS...I enjoyed it a lot...though its an AR(KaSh) OS but I found more ArSh in it...the Riddhima u described here more goes with Shilpa Malhotra...bindaas!!!!!!!!
Edited by _Afrin_ - 12 years ago

fantastic OS poonam...i was completely ROFLing at ridhima's jhooths 😆 and her comments on armaan's words 😆 cld so imagine shilpa saying that 😳...and loved at the end when he revealed he knew everything... perfect for each other couple... cute one 😳

that was really awesome...really sweet n cutee..

hey
fabulous one shot...
totally hilarious...lmao😆
amazingly written...luvd it
n thanx 4 d pm
tc
shaaz

gr8 os from you.i really enjoy it fully.riddhima is such a beautiful liar but she also gets a handsome liar arman.i am expecting more this types of ar os from you in future.thanks for pm me.

awesome amazing romantic funny ridhima is complete dramebaaz very nice OS thanks 4 pm keep writing .👍🏼

hey..

lolololzzz awesome os...ek dum masaledaar...mazzaaa aaa gaya...do write more


thx 4 d pm
luv
kj

lovely os!
amazing!
thnx 4 pm
keep writing more such OSs