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Posted: 05 May 2011 at 11:08am | IP Logged

1.Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

student: u can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything:-)

2.Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

3.Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL n T20...

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)


4.Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

5.Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.


6.Q: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."


7.A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.





Edited by ..kashUrock.. - 05 May 2011 at 11:16am

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Posted: 05 May 2011 at 11:22am | IP Logged
Can i share a joke too?

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Posted: 05 May 2011 at 11:24am | IP Logged
@zoobi-sure why not?

Edited by ..kashUrock.. - 05 May 2011 at 11:25am
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Posted: 05 May 2011 at 11:26am | IP Logged
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

very nice jokes...

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Posted: 05 May 2011 at 6:33pm | IP Logged
very nice jokes...LOL
the terrorists son was awesome and the wife newspaper one too/...LOL
keep updating soon.Wink..

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Posted: 05 May 2011 at 6:48pm | IP Logged

Congrats on your 'joke' gallery rofl .. im already laughing LOLWink

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Posted: 05 May 2011 at 11:47pm | IP Logged
hey dear
very nyc jokes

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Posted: 06 May 2011 at 12:19am | IP Logged

Nice jokes..


most fav one..


A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.'


Funny. ROFL


Thanks for the PM. :)

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