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"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."

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Originally posted by mayur_eternal

Originally posted by roshneerakhali

so guys i'm going. bahaut ho gaya tumhe paka na.
bye!


bye rosh...
me too gng nw..feeling sleepy..bye sur..
tc jaan..Smile
tu bhi ja rahi hain...that means main akeli by god...chal byeee...but wapas jaldi aana...Wink...miss u Heart
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Originally posted by Surbhi123

Originally posted by roshneerakhali

so guys i'm going. bahaut ho gaya tumhe paka na.
bye!
tu paka nahi rahi thi...common...and ja rahi hain...wapas kab aayegi ????
miss u jaan...

fir milenge sur.
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An accountant dies and goes to heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name. After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself."

The accountant is perplexed. "I've tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter. "It's the least we can do for someone as special as you are.
Imagine, living to the age of 160 and still looking so young," says St. Peter. The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "160? I don't know what you mean. I'm only 40."

St. Peter replies, "But that can't be right - we've seen your time sheets!"
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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 4:48am | IP Logged
Originally posted by roshneerakhali

Originally posted by Surbhi123

Originally posted by roshneerakhali

so guys i'm going. bahaut ho gaya tumhe paka na.
bye!
tu paka nahi rahi thi...common...and ja rahi hain...wapas kab aayegi ????
miss u jaan...

fir milenge sur.
haan ofcourse...milenge milengeee
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
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