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This content was originally posted by: mayur_eternal
oh sur..dnt be so senti yaar..u'll make me cry nw..
a big hug to my sur..
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rona nehi amala pls. baar aa jayegi!
This content was originally posted by: mayur_eternal
oh sur..dnt be so senti yaar..u'll make me cry nw..
a big hug to my sur..
ðĪ
3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.This content was originally posted by: roshneerakhali
kuch bhi. bakwas kar meri tarha.
hugs back tightly...ðĪThis content was originally posted by: mayur_eternal
oh sur..dnt be so senti yaar..u'll make me cry nw..
a big hug to my sur..
ðĪ
This content was originally posted by: Surbhi1233 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.
So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.
Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "
Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."
Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
tu paka nahi rahi thi...common...and ja rahi hain...wapas kab aayegi ????This content was originally posted by: roshneerakhaliso guys i'm going. bahaut ho gaya tumhe paka na.
bye!
This content was originally posted by: roshneerakhaliso guys i'm going. bahaut ho gaya tumhe paka na.
bye!
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