CR TV : GoHem Coversation

Our source in Switzerland planted a audio recorder in GoHem room. We were surprised to hear this convo there.

 

Gopi: Ahem ji… woh main…

Ahem: (with an accent) Kya hai?

Gopi: I have brought this Green tea leaves with me so that you don't go without green tea even for one day

Ahem: What? We get all these here… gawar kahi ka… Ab jao yahan se..

Gopi: But Ahemji….

Ahem: But But kya… kaha na… jao yahan se

Gopi: Ahemji, Its so cold here. Ay I sleep on the bed today? Please?

Ahem : chup… ek dham chup… just stay away drom me

Gopi: What if by chance I fall sick?

Ahem: I never asked you to come here and too with your bloody pallu.. Now shut up.

(sad title song plays in background)

 

After 6hrs

 

Gopi: Ahemji, please wake up… somebody is at the door

Ahem: mmm… come here…

Gopi: aaa(thud)*we think gopi fell on Ahems 6 pack abs*

(some ambigious noice)*is that a kissing sound? Or lizard sound? Whatever!*

 

Gopi: Ahemji… Ahemji… chodo mujhe…

Ahem: hmmm…?

Gopi: aaa(thud)*this must be Gopi falling on ground after Ahem pushes her away*

Ahem: What the hell do you think you were doing? I asked you to stay away from me, didn't i?

Gopi: who main… you only pulled me and ……

Ahem: chup ek dham chup… first you try to take advantage of me and now put the blame on me… look gawar, there will be no maha milan, samjhe?

Gopi: jeee

Ahem: Ab jao yahan se…

Gopi: Somebody is at the door. But I cant open it.

Ahem: gawar kahin ka…

Gopi: Kanhaji, pehli baar mujhe laga ki Ahemji loves me, but…(sniff) No, I wont cry again!

Ahem: (a bit distant) Cheee… I did aisi waisi harkat with gopi? Shame on me…

(sad title music plays again)

 

5 minutes later

Ahem: I am going to take a shower. If mom calls tell her I will call back

Gopi: jeee

(lalala music in background)

Gopi: Ab yeh kya hai? (we get bad signals. Clink Clink… zooosh)

 

Oh, I think we lost connection.

Jake: (calls switzerland reporter) What happened? we cant  here anything…

Reporter: uh… Jake… The head covered lady washed the recorder in water.

Jake: what?

Reporter: We placed it near the fruit bowl, she mus have thought it was Grapes. Anyway knowing it was not grapes, she threw it in dustbin.

Jake: ouch!

🤣 Good One! And Jake Tell u something...I got ur FB..id...*ROFL*

Edited by Jake-neil - 12 years ago

🤣 🤣, mone thank Jake on our behalf that was scoop of the day. 🤣

Nice one 😆 but I still like Gopi's letter more.

great one jake. thaks for the report and the hot updates.

Bro, its awesome bt i loved 'Durgati of Recorder' first in water then in dust bin.

thanx for the update from Switzerland...hope Ahem doesn't sue u ...u invaded his privacy...😆

Jake! First things first! What kind of reporters do you employ? Dont they do any research? Knowing Gopi's tendency to wash, they should have gotten a water-and-soap proof recorder. I guess you need to train your reporters first in the kalakaari inst.

"I did aisi waisi harkat with gopi? "

is that what it is called among 27 year olds? 😆

As usual hilarious. Tell me something. why was there a 5 min gap between the last sad music and Aham going for a shower?😉

Now bee is doing 'jasusi' on jake's reporting strategy. Good