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Kabab Mein Stiffness Haddi Update ...

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Posted: 03 May 2011 at 11:53am | IP Logged
This week announces the super arrival of Mr. Stiffness in almost every possible situation and grandly between Alka and Chander Angry. I wonder if Mr. Stiffness is producing this soap. Why else would Mr. Stiffness would be kabab mein haddi everywhere hamming away to glory. Mr. Stiffness turns Detective Stiffness now becoming the sniffer dog trying to figure out what Alka is up to and yes in his inimitable style Sleepy. Seriously if any of you hear, some museum somewhere, needs an Egyptian mummy for display please contact the producers of DLMH, Mr. Stiffness is fully available and doesn't even need to embalmed. And why not, he smiles like an Egyptian, talks like an Egyptian and most importantly Walks Like an Egyptian ROFL.

Freak Out Queen sees the arrival of her Godfather, Mahatma Gandhi 2.0. Its time for some philosophical and umm perhaps religious discourses. So get out your incense sticks and flowers for prayer time. Bapuji is here to educate you on all topics, from love to the price of onions ROFL. Geee. I had a real tough time following his dialect. It seems the dialog writer has suddenly gone Kalidaas for this particular character Confused. Me thinks I will keep a Pure Hindi->English/Contemporary Hindi thesaurus with yours truly to make sure I really get what Gandhiji 2.0 is telling Freak Out Queen. I wonder if Freak Out Queen goes "Pardon?" on the sets to Gandhiji 2.0 in between dialogs ROFL. Can someone also take some clothes line clips and attach them to Freak Out Queen's eyes? Coz almost all the time she goes so wide eyed and stunned it seems her eyeballs will jump out and fall off to the floor.

Aside from that other things of worth mention are that Papa Stiffness has enough money to play with now which is keeping him busy from hamming on the show. He is kinda quickly distributing all the ill-gotten cash, read dowry, to whoever he feels like before Estate Manager changes his mind and demands his money back Big smile. I also read that the last Princess of Heaven didn't make through the live audition for her role on two back to back episodes hence is being replaced by a "cuter" Princess of Heaven. Or maybe Mr. Stiffness must have demanded a nicer looking Princess to marry lest all his baraati ROFL ROFL after setting their eyes on the supposedly Princess of Heaven after taking the trouble of traveling through time to attend his marriage. Whatever. We will see how long the new Princess of Heaven can stand Mr. Stiffness. Also somebody could perhaps donate some clothes to Mr. Stiffness because he has been wearing the same outfit for the past two weeks.

Actually that explains the slightly wider smile on Mr. Stiffness for the past two episodes. Me thinks he logged into the forum to check her new Princess out hence that 0.5 watt smile. So all that pining about Confusion Queen and getting her back was play acting eh Angry, just to get a cuter wife. What a typical man. But that still doesn't stop him from nosing around Alka or boring Chander to death so much so that Chander was ready to drown himself in his own coffee. On the other hand, Freak Out Queen has seemed to violate all the ideals her Godfather had set out for, pinching cell phones, lying on everybody's face, and what not, just for Chander. Very soon Gandhiji 2.0 would have to say goodbye and get back to retirement LOL. But thankfully Mataji and Alka stick around the show to maintain sanity and ensure that it is still watchable.

Next episode, preparations for Mr. Stiffness to get married and did I see Chander also participate in all those rituals in the NNT household, duh? Wasn't he persona non grata in the NNT household? So how come he ends up there? Oh well. I guess Papa Stiffness is really cornered like a gidaar in his own house. Till I see you guys again, chill out.

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Ha ha ha...awesome update Racks seriously everytime i read ur post iam in splitts...u r right Mr.Stiffness i felt like killing him...har baar beech me aa jata jai..Poor Chander...i really felt sorry for him...poor thing he was all exited to meet his love and spend some quality time with her...anyeays he gets so little time for his lady love but Lo and Behold...up comes Mr.Stiffness sniffing after them...and Chander looked ready to shout in frustration..though Mr,Stifffness is his frnd. And Miss Freak out queen ...u knw everytime i see her i feel like Dead andAngry...waah so much for having such an adarsh BapujiDead...God i felt like throttling the CV'sAngry for using the name  Bapuji(Mahatma Gandhi...who taught love conquers all and haterd and jealosy is worthlessTongue) for that starched old man from 15th century. Angry

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Posted: 03 May 2011 at 12:04pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by sameera_ori

Ha ha ha...awesome update Racks seriously everytime i read ur post iam in splitts...u r right Mr.Stiffness i felt like killing him...har baar beech me aa jata jai..Poor Chander...i really felt sorry for him...poor thing he was all exited to meet his love and spend some quality time with her...anyeays he gets so little time for his lady love but Lo and Behold...up comes Mr.Stiffness sniffing after them...and Chander looked ready to shout in frustration..though Mr,Stifffness is his frnd. And Miss Freak out queen ...u knw everytime i see her i feel like Dead andAngry...waah so much for having such an adarsh BapujiDead...God i felt like throttling the CV'sAngry for using the name  Bapuji(Mahatma Gandhi...who taught love conquers all and haterd and jealosy is worthlessTongue) for that starched old man from 15th century. Angry


thanks much sameera Smile. if i was Chander I would have poured the entire pot of coffee on Mr. Stiffness' head just for boring me so much ROFL.

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Posted: 03 May 2011 at 12:16pm | IP Logged
No thanxWink...u deserve every compliment..TongueI completely agree with u dearTongue...i mean imagine u all exited and dressed upEmbarrassed to see and meet ur love since u are  busy and have little time for  herEmbarrassed. So u r all exited to steal these few moments of loveEmbarrassed and devote it totally to your loverDay Dreaming and Voila! Mr Stiffness comes and bores u to death gawdddAngryDead...i knw manAngry had i been in Chanders place Embarrassedi would put his hand in the hot coffee and would have made him promise that he would never come between me and my lover.Dead LOL

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Posted: 03 May 2011 at 12:26pm | IP Logged
hi raks broHug

i jst now finished reading ur postSmile 
it was dam hillarious jst ike ur remaining posts...LOL i was LMAO raks...ROFL

dis new character of gandhiji might not retire so fastLOL... coz his party is gng for a toss coz of that Freak Out Queen's behaviourLOL Hate her a lotAngry She was so stunned dat she eye-balls had fallen outROFL coz i saw dis scene on tv n den i switched it off...LOL

so... u finally got to knw abt the new princess in heavenLOL 

hail to alka n mataji...Clap coz of whom the episodes will rum smoothly...Embarrassed..

i missed ur post a lot raks..Ouch... coz u had not posted anything yesterday...Ouch

love ur updates a lot raksHug
ur jst fab broClap

p.s i hav some pics for u... its abt the hamming/stiffness wedding party pics...LOL
check out this post bro...Big smile




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hey raks! finally u are hereHug i was waiting for ur post from the morning!Embarrassed brilliant post...as usualClap yea...even i was cursing mr. stiffnessAngry no better job in life or what?? he has to pop-up anywhere n everywhere...ho!!Evil Smile and i was rofl-ing when he telln chander "i knw u love aarti...mujhe har khabar rehti hain, i have sources!"...man! damn ur sources!!Tongue how can someone boast about his utter uselessness like thisROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 03 May 2011 at 6:51pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by sameera_ori

No thanxWink...u deserve every compliment..TongueI completely agree with u dearTongue...i mean imagine u all exited and dressed upEmbarrassed to see and meet ur love since u are  busy and have little time for  herEmbarrassed. So u r all exited to steal these few moments of loveEmbarrassed and devote it totally to your loverDay Dreaming and Voila! Mr Stiffness comes and bores u to death gawdddAngryDead...i knw manAngry had i been in Chanders place Embarrassedi would put his hand in the hot coffee and would have made him promise that he would never come between me and my lover.Dead LOL


yeah I know Smile and the cad of Mr. Stiffness to suggest that Chander is in love with Freak Out Queen. Ewww Confused. He should have immediately thrown up on Mr. Stiffness' lap. At least if I was the director thats how I would have handled the scene Big smile

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Posted: 03 May 2011 at 6:54pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by sv003

hi raks broHug

i jst now finished reading ur postSmile 
it was dam hillarious jst ike ur remaining posts...LOL i was LMAO raks...ROFL

dis new character of gandhiji might not retire so fastLOL... coz his party is gng for a toss coz of that Freak Out Queen's behaviourLOL Hate her a lotAngry She was so stunned dat she eye-balls had fallen outROFL coz i saw dis scene on tv n den i switched it off...LOL

so... u finally got to knw abt the new princess in heavenLOL 

hail to alka n mataji...Clap coz of whom the episodes will rum smoothly...Embarrassed..

i missed ur post a lot raks..Ouch... coz u had not posted anything yesterday...Ouch

love ur updates a lot raksHug
ur jst fab broClap

p.s i hav some pics for u... its abt the hamming/stiffness wedding party pics...LOL
check out this post bro...Big smile




swetha Hug you are welcome. my posts could get intermittent this week because of my schedule Unhappy but I will try my best to be regular. The party pics show that Mr. Stiffness is dancing. Seriously can he really dance or is that a body double ROFL ?

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