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n susu ash..??

humko hami se chura lo..

lab-coat mein kahin tum chupalo..

humare chasme mote na ho gaye.

dimag ki batti on naa ho gayee..

door jaye shock na lag jaye..

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red sarees entertainment...chillies r outta fashion...🤣

 

n MFC  can be polite...🤣🤣🤣

Here is the reason.


 Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had   his head spinning. He was convinced that all his
logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized
for everything he had done.

 In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused
to such an extent   that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

 1. Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according
to the doctors   can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one
of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along
with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

 2. In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster?
& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

 3. Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.
Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it.
Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He
waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang...
the gangster dies...This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely
shaken   and decided to go back. But he happened to see
another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie
would follow his theory of physics.

 4. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy
that all in the world   hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast! The 'climax'
f!
inally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a   very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth
can't
jump even if he tries like   one of those superman techniques that our
heroes
normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because
it's the climax.(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
throws one gun in
 the air and when the gun has reached above the
height of the wall,   he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger
of the first gun in air.
 The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

 & Newton commits suicide

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