1.If there's a speed of light and a speed of sound, why isn't there a speed of smell?
Its simple 😃. Light and speed travel in waves, while smell is merely a particle that floats around and gets picked up by nose receptors!
2.If you're hungry and you know there's nothing in the fridge, why do you keep
going back and opening the door?
Well, if there is nothing in the fridge, then I have to OPEN THE front DOOR to go shopping naa 🤣.. since the questions says "why do you keep going back and opening the door?" 🤣
3.Why do steam irons have permanent press setting?
Its for wringkle resistance... and also to ensure its at a cooler temperature not to ruin the clothing....
4.Why do they talk about color weather radar on the radio?
No visuals hence only color coding? 😛
5.Why do women curl their eyelashes? Has anyone ever complimented them on their
curliness?
6.Why do people wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?
7.When a person discovers the other person they are talking to doesn't speak
their language, why do they start talking louder and slower?
So they can use their body language and hand postures to make the other person try to understand what they are saying.
8.How can there be a Miss Universe when earth is the only planet represented?
Very simple... its our way of showing that we rule the universe, since we are yet to discover life on other planets naa 😛.... with time am sure we'll have Mr. Sun too 😆
9.How many birth days does the average person have?
Only one per year 😛 x however long they live for!
10.Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why ?
Eskimos live at north pole, while penguins live at the south pole🤔
11.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
wrap the raw egg with bubble wrap till it is well guarded and then just drop it 😛.
12.How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Buy some unwanted (breath taking) trouble.. he/ she will automatically be disturbed to sleep
13.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
that is the beauty of evolution... now since am not the creator, unfortunately I can't answer the specific reason naa 😛
14. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Set up some school kids or a police officer to block the traffic
(with appropriate/ and recognizable uniform) and let the deer cross at
the sign!
15..What was the best thing before sliced bread?
the smell of the bread 😆
16.How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
He must have tasted it and fell in love with it to go any further 😆
17. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
So those who consume it don't fall sick
18..How did a fool and his money get together?
Must be some online contract 🤔....
19.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
To the world, you've succeeded, but at the same time, you have just failed to save yourself..i.e. you've just trapped yourself with more responsibilities...🤔
20.Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the
universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to
touch it?
Its called self - aapu (waat) 😆😆
21. If you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride
he sticks his head straight out the window..WHY?
I say bad breath is the reason 😆😆.. in comparision to fresh air 😛
22.Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor
nuts?
Its their way to promote grapts and nuts 😆.The packet only contains cereal.. now if you like Grapes and Nuts you can purchase this serial sory cereal and add Grapes and Nuts on top and ensaaai.. 😉
how often does ur phone go tring tring.. quite often daily...😆
if u lost ur tv remote..wud u stare at d same channel..or make
n effort to go change d channel from d tv set? def take effort to change the channel😆
What's the difference between a novel and a book? a novel is a specific classification and fictional while a book is generic term and can be anything😛
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? define what old means..none really die out of old age🤔
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? I think so🤔
If an African elephant comes to America,
is it an African-American elephant? nah..it will still be african unless animals too get through immigration process🤪
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? patient ofcourse since I assume the other doc is dead so whats the point on working on him/her🤔
why r gandhi jee n all those patriotic ppl born on
national holidays =)) coz we made their DOB to our national days coz of their patriotic acts😛
how many hair do u have on ur head? gawds knows..you want to count em😆
What shape is the sky? spherical🤔
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? you can do both 😉
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? read above on Roshs Qs😛
.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? well sweety, plz answer to this first...why isnt 12 pronoucned ontey two?😈
Why does this🤢 have x for eyes - a way to differentiate between dead smileys and lifefull one🤔
Why is this😳 blushing actually its embarrassed😆
Why is this😆 laughing coz it moves up and down😆
Why is this😕 confused coz it looks like an confused smiley indeed😆
Why is this 👏clapping smileys hand claps😆
Why is this😭 crying you see those fake tears rolling down na😉
Why does this have a black eye coz you punched it😲
Why is this😉 winking coz the other eye is closed😆
Why is this😛 sticking out its tongue i only see the eyes blinking😆
Why is this😊 so pristinely perfect for me it looks like FAKE smile😆
Why is this😃 showing its teeth coz its smiles so the teeth is sticking out😆
Why is this 😡angry his face is red😆
"You cannot delete your posts in this forum" Why not? Oye yea...who said that..I can DELETE posts😎
🤡Why is this a clown? red nose and white colour😆
Why is this😎 so cool? coz it got cooling glass😆
How did this ⭐️ star get a face? And turn orange? smiling star😛
Why is it 😲 so shocked? mouth open na and eyes almost pops out😆
Why is this 😒 disapproving, and of what? coz of your qs😆
Why is this approving, and of what? approving of whatever statement you post i guess😆
Is this👍🏼 a subliminal ad for Thums Up? i guess so🤔
Why is it👎🏼 showing a thumbs down? coz it doesnt agree🤔
Why is this 🤔 one so lost in thought? Is it adding 1+1? or it may be in deep thought regs to TL ending..how and when anu become pagal..😉
🤓 What is wrong with being a geek? well be proud of who you are😉
😵 Who's pinching it? its animation effect😆
❓ Who will answer its question? YOU!!!
❤️ Who does this heart beat for? Damon❤️ btw,,does it beat..i dont see any heart beats😆
Who broke this💔 heart? you...u took away harshu😭
When are we going to need a "nuke" ☢️ emoticon? erm..when we declear the cold war☢️
why this 🤣 is laughing so hard..? well for me it looks like its mopping the floor😆 easy job for the cleaners😉
why this 🤪 is so silly? why not ask it😆
why this dancing? coz they couldnt find a better emo😆
😍 ye kis k sapnay dekh raha hai...? ermm...damon😆
🥳 kis ki party ho rahi hai..? next wednesday😎
😈 is this really a evil..? nah...😆
Would u rather be a doctor or an accountant? Tell me the reason for ur answer accountant coz i will faint seing ppls blood and morever you need have strong mentality to face patients in crisis which i lack
If u have to live somewhere other than India..where would it be and why? norway😛
"Love is blind"..Give ur views on that statement. well i dont think true love is blind but however some poeple tend to only see the one they love like they want to see them and ignore other imp facts which make them blind in love if you get my point😛
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If there was one disease u could develop a cure for..which disease would it be and why? aids
and hiv...so many million ppl has died and many more will die in the
future and still ...we are fare away from finding the cure
How has life changed after joining IF? i guess a little more hectic and also fun place=))
If u are not on IF, what do you think, you would be doing in a typical day? spend more time with friends and family and volunteering for free social activites perhaps🤔
One bad habit you wish you could get rid of? sleeping beyond wee hours😳
if you could have one day and night with anyone star, How could spend that 24 hours? hmm.i wonder which star got so much time to spend one day and night😲
A most recent song u hum almost through out the day? dum dum mast hai thanks to Gur😡😆
What languages do you speak and what would you have liked spoken? Norwegian
(and understands nordic languages like Danish and Swedish cause its
similar like ours), Tamil, English, Hindi, understand Malayalam and a
little bit of French😛
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? Netru, indru n naalai..aka yesterday, today and tomorrow😛
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? it was still Mount Everest😉
In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year? every year..you see we start with new year and end with Christmas😉
do u noe u .. hamburgerfrenchfriesvenkateshwarswaminanda is? 🤣 Oh yea, heard about hamburger, french fries , venkateshwar swaminanda..😛
Why do you think India-forums has a dash in between? wrong person, you better ask Vijay bhai😆
what names comes in ur mind when u see the following emotion
😊- Vijay Bhaiya
😛- Radha
😉- RO
😭- Aman😆
😃-
😆- sandy
🤢- Guns whenever charu track is on😆
😳- too many🤣
😕- uma chechi😆
👏-
😡- thendral fans🤣
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⭐️-
😲- Radha (she is the one who gives me shock after shock like this MOTW😡😆)
🥱-
😔-
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😎
🤡- ponting🤣
😈-
😒-
😳-
👍🏼-
👎🏼-
🤓- Rosh, always busy with her books😆
🤔- Shru😆
❓- everyone here atm..you all grill and roast me
😵- gaggu whenever we discuss about cricket🤣
❤️- Mango with her newfound love punter🤣
💔- Gur coz it was no CM
- Sano - has seen her use that often😆
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🤗- Radha🤗
🤬- CK
☯️- HH jr
☢️- HH
🥺- anj for the gold and pee pee updates🤗
🤣- my zk aka zunni and saher😆
🤪- saher😆
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😍- Preeti about Mayur😆
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From ur friends on IF, who is..
~sensitive i think anj dear😛
~drama queen - mango, big nautanki😆
~pretty me😳😆
~lazy -ravs😆
~fun to talk to everyone
~weird Kuttralathu hottu baby😆
~always listens to songs - usha😆
~boring -none of my friends are boring🤔
~is always busy - gur and aman n radha😆
~annoying Kuttralathu hottu baby😳😆
~has nice hair I like radhas new style atm😛
~has nice eyesi am yet to see everyone so too early to say who got nice eyes😳
Do u like vegetables?i am pure veggie so YES😆
Do u like skating?when i was a kid😆
Do u like chocolates?yes😳
Do u like basket ball?yes..i love play that😛
Do u like ice creams?yes
Do u have ur own computer? yes..my mac and dell😎
Do u hve ur own tv? i got my own tv in my room...our old plasma tv😎
Do u hve a cell?yes
Do u like playing games online?used to before..not its seldom i get time😆
Do u like hanging out?yup..with friends and siblings😛
Do u like bowling? yes
Do u like watching movies? yes...one of fav hobby😆