Where is the Party Tonight?
For Members:
1.If there's a speed of light and a speed of sound, why isn't
there a speed of smell?
2.If you're hungry and you know there's nothing in the fridge, why do you keep
going back and opening the door?
3.Why do steam irons have permanent press setting?
4.Why do they talk about color weather radar on the radio?
5.Why do women curl their eyelashes? Has anyone ever complimented them on their
curliness?
6.Why do people wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?
7.When a person discovers the other person they are talking to doesn't speak
their language, why do they start talking louder and slower?
8.How can there be a Miss Universe when earth is the only planet represented?
9.How many birth days does the average person have?
10.Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why ?
11.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
12.How can a man go eight days without sleep?
13.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
monkeys and apes?
14. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
15..What was the best thing before sliced bread?
16.How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
17. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
18..How did a fool and his money get together?
19.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
20.Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the
universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to
touch it?
21. If you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride
he sticks his head straight out the window..WHY?
22.Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor
nuts?
how often does ur phone go tring tring..
if u lost ur tv remote..wud u stare at d same channel..or make
n effort to go change d channel from d tv set?
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an African elephant comes to America,
is it an African-American elephant?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
why r gandhi jee n all those patriotic ppl born on
national holidays =))
how many hair do u have on ur head?
What shape is the sky?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Why does thisπ€’ have x for eyes
Why is thisπ³ blushing
Why is thisπ laughing
Why is thisπ confused
Why is this πclapping
Why is thisπ crying
Why does this have a black eye
Why is thisπ winking
Why is thisπ sticking out its tongue
Why is thisπ so pristinely perfect
Why is thisπ showing its teeth
Why is this π‘angry
"You cannot delete your posts in this forum" Why not?
π€‘Why is this a clown?
Why is thisπ so cool?
How did this βοΈ star get a face? And turn orange?
Why is it π² so shocked?
Why is this π disapproving, and of what?
Why is this approving, and of what?
Is thisππΌ a subliminal ad for Thums Up?
Why is itππΌ showing a thumbs down?
Why is this π€ one so lost in thought? Is it adding 1+1?
π€ What is wrong with being a geek?
π΅ Who's pinching it?
β Who will answer its question?
β€οΈ Who does this heart beat for?
Who broke thisπ heart?
When are we going to need a "nuke" β’οΈ emoticon?
why this π€£ is laughing so hard..?
why this π€ͺ is so silly?
why this dancing?
π ye kis k sapnay dekh raha hai...?
π₯³ kis ki party ho rahi hai..?
π is this really a evil..?
Would u rather be a doctor or an accountant? Tell me the reason for ur answer
If u have to live somewhere other than India..where would it be and why?
"Love is blind"..Give ur views on that statement.
If there was one disease u could develop a cure for..which disease would it be and why?
How has life changed after joining IF?
If u are not on IF, what do you think, you would be doing in a typical day?
One bad habit you wish you could get rid of?
if you could have one day and night with anyone star, How could spend that 24 hours?
A most recent song u hum almost through out the day?
What languages do you speak and what would you have liked spoken?
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
do u noe u .. hamburgerfrenchfriesvenkateshwarswaminanda is? π€£
Why do you think India-forums has a dash in between?
what names comes in ur mind when u see the following emotion
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From ur friends on IF, who is..
~sensitive
~drama queen
~pretty
~lazy
~fun to talk to
~weird
~always listens to songs
~boring
~is always busy
~annoying
~has nice hair
~has nice eyes
Do u like vegetables?
Do u like skating?
Do u like chocolates?
Do u like basket ball?
Do u like ice creams?
Do u have ur own computer?
Do u hve ur own tv?
Do u hve a cell?
Do u like playing games online?
Do u like hanging out?
Do u like bowling?
Do u like watching movies?