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Hey folks!! Looks like this serial needs a fresh lease of life...Ya see this "lovers caught in north indian -marathi cross fire" story line can work for a movie but ya cant have a whole serial on this...after some time there is not much to extract from this type of a theme...this is where the CVs of this serial can take some pointers from me....when you get into a dead end like this, just freak out...dont bother about logic...like so...
Scene : Dubey compound....Albela is sittin with his side kicks...
Sidekick1: Bhaiyya aap udhas lag rahe ho...kya baat hai?
Sidekick 2: Aap ke item ke saath kuch gadbad hui hai ka...
Albela kicks sidekick 2
Albela: Abe akal ke andhe!! Kitni baar kaha hai ki baudi ke sister item nahi hai....tere kopdi mein ka hai re??
Sidekick 3: Par bhaiyya aap ne to bahut mind games khele hain aap ke baudi ke sister ke saath....uska koi faida nahin hua??
Albela: Nahin hua...tabhi to hum paresan hain....
Sidekick 2: Aaap bura nahin manengey to kuch kahoon...
Albela: Dekh main guarantee nahin de sakta...tujhe kahna hai to kaho...agar bakwas nikli to tu pit saktha hai...
(Sidekick 2 takes the risk)
Sidekick 2: Bhaiyya ek aadmi hai...Samrat...asal mein uska naam Mohit Sehgal hai....usko log love guru bolte hain....yahin paas mein Excel college mein rehta hai....
Albela: Uske paas jane se fayda hoga???
Sidekick 2: Haan hoga....ab aap hi dekh lo...yeh jo Chameli hai na jo aajkal mera item hai...pahle to woh mujhe ghaas nahi dalti thi....is aadmi ne kuch upaay bataye aur ab woh mere saath aisi chipak gayi ki...main khud pareshan hoon...
SWIPE
Scene: Dubai compound...early morning.....Mirupama comes out , looks at the sky and says "Thankooo".....she then goes in....Her father comes out goes to the namkin vendor and says :Hamari bitiya achi hai" , then walks away and goes inside the house....Sarada comes out, shouts at the top of her voice "Dubey ji kahan mar gaye..." and then she too goes inside....
Camera shifts to the corner where the sidekicks are gathered in an adda.....
Voice: HARI OM !!!
Sidekick: yeh kaun bhikari hai....
Sidekick 2: Theek se dekh....bhikari nahin, Albela bhaiyya hain!!!
Albela has got his head shaved off....He is draped in a saffron shawl ....
Sharda Dubey comes out with a broom and is transfixed....
Sarada: Yeh kya ho raha hai Devar ji???
Albela: Bus baudi sirf ek baar....just one time...humein sareef banne dijiye....layiye...jhadoo humein dijiye...aaj se hum jhaddo lagayengey ....
(Gets busy sweeping the front yard of the house...Sarada rushes inside screaming :Dubey ji dekhiye kya ho raha hai...
Voice: Albela ji....humein dijiye jhadoo....
Albela stares open mouthed....Nirupama comes out and grabs the jhadoo from him...
Nirupama: Ladkiyon ke kaam ko ladkiyon ko hi karne dijiye......
Albela almost faints...his sidekicks drag him off to a corner....
Sidekick 1: yeh kya kar rahe ho bhaiyaa....
Albela: (Recovering) Hum gaye rahen us Samrat ke paas......
Sidekick 2: Kya bola wo?
Albela: usne bataya ki mind games ka koi matlab nahi hai jahan baat ladkiyon ki hai...usne bola heart game khelo.....aur ek do heart games bhi bataya....
Sidekick 2: kaunsa heart game...?
Albela: Bewakoof dekha nahin....abhi abhi hum heart game hi tho khel rahe the...aur natija samne hai....
Sidekick 1: Natija..???
Albela: Aur ka...Pahli baar Niru ji ne humein Albela bulayi....(Looks into the camera and gives his ugly smile)....Aaaj hum bahut khus haim....ye lo (throws some notes at the sidekicks) jao mauj karo....
The sidekicks go away with the notes....
Albela : (to the camera)...lagta hai yeh Samrat asal mein guru aadmi hai....pahla hear game meinhi itna asar. to doosra game kya kya gul khilayega ????
Voice: Albela ka doosra heart game kya hoga???Kya is game ki wajah se Niru Chandu ke badle Albela ki taraf aakarshit ho jayegi...Dekhte rahiye PMMKA....sirf Imagine par....
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