Misha: Pia kya hua ???
Pia: Chup chup chup chup... Abhay nahi hai so let's enjoy darling. (vo toh kiss karne se pehle hi bhaag jata hai)
Kabir: I am teaching Abhay how to kiss-miss Pia...
Haseena: Free me nahi beta pura 4000000 rupies ke liye... tab toh mein aise hi keh diya tha free mein, tumhara dad joh behta tha humare saath... Now please sare daanth dikha kar haso...
Abhay: Woh Kyun ?
Misha: kyuki mujhe abhisha naam pasand nahi hai
abhay: nahi abhiya fans naraaz ho jaenge( nd main tumhaare aur pia ke saath double timing nahi kr paunga)
Abhay: Piya, don't you eat anything? You are almost weightless.
Piya: Please Abhay don't look at me like this. Your look is reducing my weight day be day.
Abhay: Wah kya baat hai! Pyaar mein weight loss bhi hote hai! Mujhe pata nahi tha.
Kabeer: Where are you looking Abhay? I am talking with you.
Abhay: Don't you know love made me deaf.
Misha: Sab log suno..mere dad ko sadhma laga hai...meri progress report dekhke...kyun ki iss saal main exam mein paas ho gayi.
Sid: Hum bhi hai josh mein'baatein kaar hosh mein..yunn na aankhein dikha.
Abhay: Main aankhein nahi dikha raha hoon...main toh tumhara parrot jaisa nose dekh raha hoon. Mere paas aisa nose kyun nahi?
Haseena: Yeh kaun sa papers hai?
Chand: Hamare divorce paper.
Haseena: Oh ! Thank you so much. Aaj mere 200 saal ke sapne sach hone wale hai.
Misha: Arre Shaurya tension kyun le rahe ho..... Mai karvaungi na tumhare shaadi..Shankar se.
Arnab: Piya beta, ek baar toh mujhe papa bolo.
Pia: Papa, mujhe Abhay se shaadi karni hai.
Piya: Why are you making face?
Misha: No darling. I am not making face. Just wanna see whether we were really bandaar or not.
Chand: Main tera baap hoon..izzat se baat kar.
Sid: Asli baap thode na ho...aap toh mera vampire baap ho.
T: Mere jaise kapde pehno..ladke peechee peechee ayega.
Tracker: Tum mere tarah make up karo...vampire bhi paas nahi ayega.
Kabeer: Tune mujhe thappad mara? Teri himmat kaisi huyi?
T: Dude happad marne ke liye himmat nahi, haath ki jaroorat hote hai.
Protima: Shankar, pata nahi kyun par tumhe dekhte hi mujhe aisa lagta hai ki tumhare saath mere janam janam ka rishta hai.
Shakar: Haan....mera bhi aisa hi lagta hai...aap ko dekhte hi mujhe aapne mom ki yaad aata hai jinhe main bachpan mein kho diya.
Sid: O haseena zulfonwaali jaane jahan....dhoondti hai kaafir aankhen kiska nishaan...mehfil mehfil ae shama, phirti ho kahan....
Pia: Gaana band karo aur mere peeche peechee aao....varna main jaa rahi hoon Abhay ke pass.
Misha: Yaar Kabir thoda hass toh do. Hasne ke liye paisa nahi chaiye.
Kabeer: Nahi yaar...main toh yehi soch rahi hoon ki tum toh jaa rahe ho Shaurya ke saath aur Piya Abhay ke saath...aab mera kya hoga?
Misha: Tracker, yeh kya pehne ho?
Tracker: Kya karoo....koi mujhe vaoo nahhi de raha hai...isi liye devdas ban gayi hoon.
Shaurya: Shankar, apna specs kholo aur mujhe dekho...main uss Misha se jyada khubsoorat hoon.
Shankar: Arre main toh specs se yehi dekhna chahta tha ki tum mera bhai jaisa hi dekhte ho ya nahi.
Sid: Mom aap mere office mein kyun aaye?
Haseena: Kyun? Main tumhara maa hoon. Mujhe pure haq banta hai yeh janne ka ki tum kitne ladkio ke saath chakkar chala rahe ho.
Misha: Yeh chori chori dekhna bandh karo.....seedhe dekho.
Abhay: Yeh mai kahan phass gaya....Misha ko dekhunga toh Piya ki daat parega..agar nahi dekha toh AbhIsha kaha se ayega.
Pia: Nahi Kabeer. Main itne chote hole se tumhare saath nahi bhaag sakti. Kahi mujhe chot lag gayi toh. Pehle yeh hole bada karo.
Kabeer: Kya! Main Abhay jaisa vampire thode na hoon jo yeh hole bada kaar dunn.
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