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PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 (Page 30)

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Posted: 15 January 2012 at 1:07pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by prncz

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.

He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.

When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.

He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.
 


Originally posted by prncz

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer





ROFL

Soulie... kahan se dhoond ke layi... LOL






Edited by anirka - 15 January 2012 at 1:07pm

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Posted: 15 January 2012 at 1:09pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ivy_11

Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop?

**** NO ****

Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!


Really partner... Wink

LOL

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Posted: 16 January 2012 at 3:51am | IP Logged
An old rich man marries a girl.
News channel people asked  "aapne inme kya dekh kar shaadi ki???"
Girl: Ek toh inke IN-COME  dusre inke DIN-COME

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Posted: 21 January 2012 at 12:59am | IP Logged
                                   PJ OF THE DAY
 
A lady takes her son to the doctor and says," mera beta bike se gir gaya."
 
doc:  " i dont know hindi tell me in english."
 
lady :" MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HERO HONDA "

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Posted: 21 January 2012 at 1:13am | IP Logged
Originally posted by stranger2rose

                                   PJ OF THE DAY
 
A lady takes her son to the doctor and says," mera beta bike se gir gaya."
 
doc:  " i dont know hindi tell me in english."
 
lady :" MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HERO HONDA "

    

by god...ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 21 January 2012 at 1:19am | IP Logged
Originally posted by aishwish

An old rich man marries a girl.
News channel people asked  "aapne inme kya dekh kar shaadi ki???"
Girl: Ek toh inke IN-COME  dusre inke DIN-COME


LOLZ gud 1 aish

i remember ..i read sumwer...

ME no study Sleepy
ME no care Stern Smile
ME go marryCool
A millionaire Blushing
If he die Unhappy
ME no cry Disapprove
ME go marry Embarrassed
Another guyTongue

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL

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Posted: 21 January 2012 at 1:48am | IP Logged
NIce one Aish and Rosie... LOL
And Sonee... it was too good... ROFL
Waise how is your hand now??? Smile

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Posted: 21 January 2012 at 2:04am | IP Logged
Originally posted by anirka

NIce one Aish and Rosie... LOL
And Sonee... it was too good... ROFL
Waise how is your hand now??? Smile


Hi Baljit.

hand? perfectly fine  now...thnk u so muchEmbarrassed

Edit add: OMG Baljit...ur sigWink...awesome.Embarrassed


Edited by --SONEE-- - 21 January 2012 at 3:39am

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