PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 15

spandana11

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: stranger2rose
PJ OF THE DAY

Wife takes seriously ill husband 2 doctor
after check up doctor says 2 wife . give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant and in good mood. cook tasty dinner and dont discuss ur problems with him. stop watching tv serials and dont demand new clothes. if u can do this for 1 year he will be ok.
on way back husband asks wife - what did the doctor say ?

wife - doctor ne toh jawab de diya hai ji ..kehta hai bachne mushkil hai

Rose good one🤣🤣

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Rose

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Posted: 12 years ago

PJ OF THE DAY
Wife - aap khidki mein parde lagva do .. humare naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai

husband - ek baar theekh se dekh lene de baad mein khud parda lagva lega

next

lady 1 - does ur husband come home on time ?

lady 2 - yes i have made a simple rule . " ROMANCE will start 9 pm sharp whether u r here or not "

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Rose

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Posted: 12 years ago

PJ OF THE DAY
A couple was having aaple ... aankhon mein aankhein daal kar

the girls asks shyly " aise kya dekh rahe ho?"

the boy replies " thoda thoda kha BHUKHI...180 Rs kilo hai"

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nimmi

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Posted: 12 years ago

rose darling.

🤣🤣🤣..

that was too good.

oops sorry we are not supposed to laugh are we???😳

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Rose

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Posted: 12 years ago

PJ OF THE DAY

Teacher is line ko english mein kaho

" usne apna kaam kiya aur karta he raha."

santa says " he done his work and done dana dan done dana dan"

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Chinchinchoo

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: stranger2rose
PJ OF THE DAY

Teacher is line ko english mein kaho

" usne apna kaam kiya aur karta he raha."

santa says " he done his work and done dana dan done dana dan"

😆😆😆ROFL..I dont get it :/

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Rose

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Posted: 12 years ago

PJ OF THE DAY
A man wounded goes to a doctor

doctor : apko stitches lagane padenge

man : kitne paise dene honge ?

doctor : 3000 Rs

man : stitches lagane hain .. embroidery nahin karni

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Subii

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: stranger2rose
PJ OF THE DAY
A man wounded goes to a doctor

doctor : apko stitches lagane padenge

man : kitne paise dene honge ?

doctor : 3000 Rs

man : stitches lagane hain .. embroidery nahin karni

🤣

Edited by Subii - 12 years ago

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Rose

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Posted: 12 years ago

PJ OF THE DAY

Murga to murgi : i love u jaan .. main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon

murgi : haaye jaanu sachi muchi ?

murga : haan jaan

murgi : chal phir aaj anda tu de de

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Rose

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Posted: 12 years ago

PJ OF THE DAY
Pandit ka tota roz ek admi ko dekhta aur bolta " aur gaddhe ke bacche" us admi ne pandit se shikayat kari toh pandit ne tote ko danta . agle din jab woh admi tote ke kareeb se guzra toh tota kuch na bola , thora aage ja kar us admi ne mud kar dekha toh tota haste hue bola " SAMAJH TOH TU GAYA HI HOGA"

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