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PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 (Page 15)

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Posted: 12 May 2011 at 11:35pm | IP Logged

EVER  WONDER ...


Why  the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our  skin?

  Why  can't women   put  on mascara with their mouth closed?

         Why  don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins  Lottery'?

Why  is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why  is it that doctors call what they do  'practice'?

Why  is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,  and

Dish washing  liquid made with real lemons?

Why  is the man who invests all your money called a  broker?

Why  is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush  hour?

Why  isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why  didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why  do they sterilize the needle for lethal  injections?

You  know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't they make the whole plane out of that  stuff?!

Why  don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why  are they called apartments when they are all stuck  together?

If  con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of  progress

  If  flying is so safe,why  do they call the airport the terminal?

We all need to smile every once in a while..Smile  or maybe even a chuckle Wink


Source: internet...(ever wonder jokes)





Edited by ivy_11 - 13 May 2011 at 12:11am

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                           PJ OF THE DAY

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.

Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…

….to anarth ho gaya….

Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

 

A newly married Gujarati girl got first class in B.Ed exam.

Her excited Gujarati husband sent SMS to his father-in-law: Your daughter is first class in Bed !

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara. Pooch kiyun?

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Ma se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

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Posted: 13 May 2011 at 1:40am | IP Logged
Hey Rose & ivyHug
The PJs were damn hilarious,it made my morningLOL
 
Thanks a lot Thumbs Up
 

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Posted: 13 May 2011 at 2:16am | IP Logged
awesome dear

B.ed ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

hilarious pj's dear

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Originally posted by stranger2rose

                                       PJ OF THE DAY
 
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
 

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!



ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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LOL
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Happily Ever After

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.  Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple."  The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once'."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice'."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman?! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that?  Are you crazy?'"

"She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'."Wink


"And from that moment, we have lived happily every after." LOL


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BECHARA HUSBAND*LOL

**Agar aurat par hath uthaye to **Zalim, ***

**Aurat se Pit jaye to **Buzdil,**

** Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladai kare to **Jealous,*

**Chup rahe to **Be-gairat**, **

**Ghar se bahar rahe to **Awara,**

** Ghar me rahe to **Nakara,** **

**Bachon ko dante to **Jaalim,** **

**Na dante to **Laparwah,**

**Aurat ko naukri se roke to **Shakki Mijaz,**

**Na rokey to biwi ki **kamai khanewala,**

**Maa ki mane to **Maa ka Chamcha**,*

**Biwi ki sune to **Joru ka Gulam**...**LOL

 

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