PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 34

Originally posted by: ivy_11

Good one Aish...though I wish it was always true 😆

Funny Anagrams

An anagram is a word, name or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another, using each original letter only once.

• A gentleman = Elegant man
• Debit card = Bad credit
• Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
• Hot water = Worth tea
• Vacation time = I am not active
• Conversation = Voices rant on

• The eyes = They see
• Schoolmaster = The classroom
• The country side = No city dust here
• The Detectives = Detect thieves
• Dormitory = Dirty room
• A decimal point = I'm a dot in place
• Clint Eastwood = Old west action
• Astronomers = No more stars

Originally posted by: ivy_11

Funny Anagrams

An anagram is a word, name or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another, using each original letter only once.

• A gentleman = Elegant man
• Debit card = Bad credit
• Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
• Hot water = Worth tea
• Vacation time = I am not active
• Conversation = Voices rant on

• The eyes = They see
• Schoolmaster = The classroom
• The country side = No city dust here
• The Detectives = Detect thieves
• Dormitory = Dirty room
• A decimal point = I'm a dot in place
• Clint Eastwood = Old west action
• Astronomers = No more stars

Source:funenglishgames.com

Originally posted by: ivy_11

Funny Anagrams

An anagram is a word, name or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another, using each original letter only once.

• A gentleman = Elegant man
• Debit card = Bad credit
• Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
• Hot water = Worth tea
• Vacation time = I am not active
• Conversation = Voices rant on

• The eyes = They see
• Schoolmaster = The classroom
• The country side = No city dust here
• The Detectives = Detect thieves
• Dormitory = Dirty room
• A decimal point = I'm a dot in place
• Clint Eastwood = Old west action
• Astronomers = No more stars

Source:funenglishgames.com

Originally posted by: aishwish

Arz kiya hai...mulaiza farmiye ga :P :D lol

1) mehbooba ke pyaar main mar gaya peter,
Hero honda splendr 80 km/litre.

2)na Jan na Pehchan tu mera mehmaan 
and the Award goes to A.R.Rehman 

3) teri adao pe main Vari vari 
dial 139 for railway enquiry 

4) najeene ki arju na marne ka khauf 
The nmbr u r try to reach is currently Switched off 

5) apne gamo ko Bus dil main daba lo 
Naya Godrej Powder hair dye, bus kato Gholo aur laga lo 

6)yu khamosh rehkar Tadpaogi kab tak
Camera man Aman praful ke sath Deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK 

7) mehngai ke iss daur main krna padta hai kharcho pr kabu 
Ek chutki sindoorki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu
 blood donate krne se phle hamesh Group janchna 
BASANTI in kutto ke samne mat nachna.. 

9) aatma chhor gyi shareer Purana 
Didi tera devar Deewana 

10) yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala
Maa,tata sky laga dalato life Jhingalala 

11) romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach 
Asli masale sachsach...MDH. MDH. 

12) nach meri bulbul tujhe paisa milega 
Hum CID se hain koi apni jagah se nhi hilega 

13) Koi patthar se na mare mere deewane ko
Newclear Power ka Jamana hai BOMBSE uda de SAALE ko

Originally posted by: scorpio10

Husband: Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life..
In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
i told her : Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.
My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration
towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer from the fridge...
I ALMOST DIED!!
Moral :
Think about what you talk, The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's.

Originally posted by: scorpio10

Husband: Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life..
In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
i told her : Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.
My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration
towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer from the fridge...
I ALMOST DIED!!
Moral :
Think about what you talk, The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's.