PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 28

@ stranger2rose   saare romantic gaanon ka  kaachra karke rakhdiya, aur mujhe kehti hai unromantic? haan?😛

Sorry for eating the peanuts

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

 

 

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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
There was laughter and applause..A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.
He was a bit foggy after a drink.He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years
of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife."
The wife went: "Aahhh!" with shock and rage..Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "…and I can't remember who she was."By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water .MORAL : The moral of the story is don't copy if you can't paste! LOL … just share it  with your loved ones…

if u cant paste, prepare to be plastered, 😆

 

@ red what does the  line mean in english?