PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 23

Originally posted by: prncz

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.

He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.

When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.

He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.

 

Originally posted by: prncz

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer

Originally posted by: ivy_11

Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop?

**** NO ****

Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

                                   PJ OF THE DAY

 

A lady takes her son to the doctor and says," mera beta bike se gir gaya."

 

doc:  " i dont know hindi tell me in english."

 

lady :" MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HERO HONDA "

Originally posted by: aishwish

An old rich man marries a girl.

News channel people asked  "aapne inme kya dekh kar shaadi ki???"

Girl: Ek toh inke IN-COME  dusre inke DIN-COME

Originally posted by: anirka

NIce one Aish and Rosie... 😆
And Sonee... it was too good... 🤣
Waise how is your hand now??? 😊

Originally posted by: --SONEE--

Hi Baljit.

hand? perfectly fine  now...thnk u so much😳

Edit add: OMG Baljit...ur sig😉...awesome.😳