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Hey Rose & ivy🤗
The PJs were damn hilarious,it made my morning😆
Thanks a lot 👍🏼
Originally posted by: stranger2rosePJ OF THE DAY
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat jaFrog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!
Happily Ever After
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple." The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once'."
"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice'."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman?! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy?'"
"She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'."😉
"And from that moment, we have lived happily every after." 😆
BECHARA HUSBAND*😆
**Agar aurat par hath uthaye to **Zalim, ***
**Aurat se Pit jaye to **Buzdil,**
** Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladai kare to **Jealous,*
**Chup rahe to **Be-gairat**, **
**Ghar se bahar rahe to **Awara,**
** Ghar me rahe to **Nakara,** **
**Bachon ko dante to **Jaalim,** **
**Na dante to **Laparwah,**
**Aurat ko naukri se roke to **Shakki Mijaz,**
**Na rokey to biwi ki **kamai khanewala,**
**Maa ki mane to **Maa ka Chamcha**,*
**Biwi ki sune to **Joru ka Gulam**...**😆
Some PJ's
Q:
What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
A: Ohm
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Q: Why do people
who have so much pressure drink so much?
A: Well, people
drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure
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Q. A man went to
the church and told the priest, "Father, I have sinned ninety times".
Father said, "beta don't worry u will get caught 45 times." How did
Father work this out? Was he a clairvoyant?
A) Because: sin 90=cot 45
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James Bond goes to
the local Paanwala.
Panwari: 12.5
rupaiya hua sahib
bond gives him 10
bucks and tries to leave
Panwari: oye baaki
paisa kaun dega??
Bond : Dhai
another day!!!
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Q) Why Don't
people laugh at a complex joke--> P + iJ
A) Because the
Joke part of it is imaginary!!!!
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Q. What is the
Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?
A. Chini Kam
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Bacha Miss Se
Miss : Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,
Miss Ghusey Se Boli
Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat Hai
Bacha!
Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
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