Yippeeee..completed Eliza's second task.
1) abhay pia
Abhay: Piya, don't you
eat anything? You are almost weightless.
Piya: Please Abhay
don't look at me like this. Your look is reducing my weight day be day.
Abhay: Wah kya baat hai!
Pyaar mein weight loss bhi hote hai! Mujhe pata nahi tha.
2)kabeer abhay
Kabeer: Where are you
looking Abhay? I am talking with you.
Abhay: Don't you know
love made me deaf.
3)misha arnab
Misha: Sab log
suno..mere dad ko sadhma laga hai...meri progress report dekhke...kyun ki iss saal
main exam mein paas ho gayi.
4)abhay sid
Sid: Hum bhi hai josh
mein'baatein kaar hosh mein..yunn na aankhein dikha.
Abhay: Main aankhein
nahi dikha raha hoon...main toh tumhara parrot jaisa nose dekh raha hoon. Mere
paas aisa nose kyun nahi?
5)haseena chand
Haseena: Yeh kaun sa
papers hai?
Chand: Hamare divorce
paper.
Haseena: Oh ! Thank
you so much. Aaj mere 200 saal ke sapne sach hone wale hai.
6)misha shauriya
Misha: Arre Shaurya
tension kyun le rahe ho..... Mai
karvaungi na tumhare shaadi..Shankar se.
7)arnab pia
Arnab: Piya beta, ek
baar toh mujhe papa bolo.
Pia: Papa, mujhe Abhay
se shaadi karni hai.
8)pia misha
Piya: Why are you making face?
Misha: No darling. I am not making face. Just
wanna see whether we were really bandaar or not.
9)chand sid
Chand: Main tera baap
hoon..izzat se baat kar.
Sid: Asli baap thode
na ho...aap toh mera vampire baap ho.
10)t nd tracker
T: Mere jaise kapde
pehno..ladke peechee peechee ayega.
Tracker: Tum mere
tarah make up karo...vampire bhi paas nahi ayega.
11)t and kabeer
Kabeer: Tune mujhe
thappad mara? Teri himmat kaisi huyi?
T: Dude happad marne
ke liye himmat nahi, haath ki jaroorat hote hai.
12)protima shanky (latest epi mein pic hai)
Protima: Shankar, pata
nahi kyun par tumhe dekhte hi mujhe aisa lagta hai ki tumhare saath mere janam
janam ka rishta hai.
Shakar: Haan....mera bhi
aisa hi lagta hai...aap ko dekhte hi mujhe aapne mom ki yaad aata hai jinhe main
bachpan mein kho diya.
13)sid pia
Sid: O haseena zulfonwaali
jaane jahan....dhoondti hai kaafir aankhen kiska nishaan...mehfil mehfil ae shama,
phirti ho kahan....
Pia: Gaana band karo
aur mere peeche peechee aao....varna main jaa rahi hoon Abhay ke pass.
14)kabeer misha
Misha: Yaar Kabir
thoda hass toh do. Hasne ke liye paisa nahi chaiye.
Kabeer: Nahi yaar...main toh yehi soch rahi hoon ki tum toh jaa rahe ho Shaurya ke saath aur Piya Abhay ke saath...aab mera kya hoga?
15)tracker misha
Misha: Tracker, yeh
kya pehne ho?
Tracker: Kya karoo....koi
mujhe vaoo nahhi de raha hai...isi liye devdas ban gayi hoon.
16)shauriya shankarπ
Shaurya: Shankar, apna
specs kholo aur mujhe dekho...main uss Misha se jyada khubsoorat hoon.
Shankar: Arre main toh
specs se yehi dekhna chahta tha ki tum mera bhai jaisa hi dekhte ho ya nahi.
17)haseena sid
Sid: Mom aap mere
office mein kyun aaye?
Haseena: Kyun? Main
tumhara maa hoon. Mujhe pure haq banta hai yeh janne ka ki tum kitne ladkio ke
saath chakkar chala rahe ho.
18)abhay misha (hw can i forget, warna abhisha kahaan se aatiπ)
Misha: Yeh chori chori
dekhna bandh karo.....seedhe dekho.
Abhay: Yeh mai kahan
phass gaya....Misha ko dekhunga toh Piya ki daat parega..agar nahi dekha toh
AbhIsha kaha se ayega.
19)panchi abhay
Panchi: Please Abhay
mere dil ki baat samajh ne ki kausis karo. Mai tumhara bhabi banne wali hoon.
Main tumse pyaar nahi kaar sakti.
20)pia kabeer.
Pia: Nahi Kabeer. Main
itne chote hole se tumhare saath nahi bhaag sakti. Kahi mujhe chot lag gayi
toh. Pehle yeh hole bada karo.
Kabeer: Kya! Main
Abhay jaisa vampire thode na hoon jo yeh hole bada kaar dunn.
Edited by rumi005 - 13 years ago
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