Part 10
Varied emotions run through the group that returns from Daanish's house. While Panchhi, Misha, Kabir, Pia, Ruhi, and all their friends are very upset, T is in the mood for mischief....
T: Like I always said, Panchhi ke saath toh yeh hona hi tha. I mean, she's way too good! Obviously uska boyfriend aur girls ke paas jaayega. *rolls eyes*
But now T has a plan...
Her bimboes: Ooooooooh T!! Kya karogi tum?
T: Just wait and watch!
[She calls out to Angad.]
Hey you! Get out of my sight you ugly creature!!! T ki eyes itni ugliness bear nahin kar sakti!
[Tracker sees this little exchange and feels really bad for Angad. Catching herself thinking about him, she shakes her head and moves on to comfort Panchhi.]
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At the Dobriyal house, everyone is sitting with a weeping Panchhi.
Panchhi (sobbing): How could he do this to Maaya? And how could he.. *breaks down*
Misha: Woh ek jerk hai.
Kabir (grimly): Hai nahin, tha. He is dead for us.
Misha: Yes Birdie...bhool jaao use.
Panchhi (not sobbing now, but still very sadly): Kaise Misha? We were together for so long...aur ek dum se....
Misha: Oho....bird-brain hi ho na tum. Kitna time ek saath spend kiya hai haan? Mere saath jo 17 years spend kiye usse zyaada? Thoda toh mujh par rehem karo...I don't want to listen to your boo-hoo-Daanish-boo-hoo all the time!!
[Panchhi hugs her. Misha lets her hug for a few seconds, but then pushes her away.]
Misha: Bas karo Birdie...I hate huggy-wuggy.
Panchhi: Humne Pia ke saath kitni buri tarah behave kiya, but she was only trying to help.
Kabir: Maine us pe shaq kiya. Ab meri Juliet mujhe phir reject kar degi.
Misha: You deserve it though. But you know what...Pia is really sweet. Maaf toh kar hi degi.
Panchhi: Where is Pia?
Kabir: Haan...Pia kahaan hai?
Misha: Pata nahin. Is ladki ko baandh ke rakhna chaahiye.
Tracker: Misha!! Woh rope use karo na jo aaj khareedi.
Misha (trying to hint to Tracker to shut up): Kaun si rope? No rope.
Tracker: Arey wohi jo bhoot ke liye li thi.
Misha: Bhoot? Bhoot toh hote hi nahin!
Tracker: Par..
Misha: Don't be silly Tracker. *covers her mouth*
[Angad feels bad about Misha calling Tracker silly, but starts blushing instead of saying anything. Kabir sees him and gives him a questioning look, but Angad looks away shyly.]
We'll go and find Pia.
[Misha and Tracker look for Pia all over the house, and finally find her on the terrace. She is talking to Abhay.]
Pia: ....Haan...I am sorry Abhay. Maine kayi baar phone karne ki koshish ki but your phone was switched off. *listens* Nahin. I am with Misha. *listens* Haan...I will stay with her only. *listens* No....don't worry Abhay...I'll be safe here... I...
Misha (clearing her throat loudly): Tracker, tumhein kuch sunaayi de raha hai?
Tracker (confused): What Mish?
Misha (mischievously) : Kuch lovebirds jaisi awaaz....
Tracker (realising what Misha means): Haan......kuch toh sun raha hai...
[Pia gets flustered.]
Pia: Abhay, I'll call you later. *listens* Haan...promise. Now bye.
[Misha and Tracker exchange a high five.]
Misha: Phone kyun band kar diya?
Pia: Woh..
Tracker: Humein bhi sunne deti na...tumhaari love talks.
Pia: Aisa nahin...
Misha: Oh really? Akele akele...moonlit night mein terrace pe...sab se door talking on the phone....hum idiots nahin hain.
Pia (quickly): Nahin Misha ....woh actually signal...
Tracker: Hum se no lying. Bataao na...kya hua. Usne date ke liye poochha?
Miya: Did he kiss you?
Pia: Chhee!!!
Tracker: Chhee kyun? Mujhe woh kis karta toh...! *goes off into dreamland*
[Just then Panchhi comes to the terrace.]
Panchhi: Main andar tum logon ki wait kar rahi thi and you guys are here. (suspiciously) What's happening?
Pia: Nothing!
Misha: Noooo.....itni badi goss hai Panchhi. (in a sing-song voice) Pia Jaiswal is in looooooooooooowe!!!
Panchhi: Oh my god!! Really?
Tracker: Haan..and woh bhi college ke hottest dude ke saath.
Panchhi: You mean...?
Pia: Nooooooooooooooo!!!
Misha: Yes!!!!
[Panchhi rushes forward to hug Pia, but stops suddenly and turns away.]
*
When Daanish wakes up, it takes him 10 minutes to remember where he is and what has happened. Dragging his sore body up to his room, he flops onto his bed and passes out again.
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