Arjun-Suraj Fan Fiction

here i'm starting mine's off.
i seen this american tv show called 'drake and josh', it's about two step-brothers, using their story, i'm writing arjun and suraj's fan-fic (both brothers r gonna fight good, not using violence though, just brotherly love)

arjun likes watching star plus a lot and is a big fan of neha devi singh ❤️ and suraj likes to eat junk food a lot, shruti is their sister.
shakuntala, their mom, tells arjun and suraj 2 pick up shruti and leaves them wid a umbrella, arjun busy day-dreaming about neha, and suraj busy wid his food, forgot 2 pick up shruti. Shruti comes on wet coz of da rain and is looking angry. Shaku tells arjun and suraj off for not picking shruti up.

Shaku: Arjun, no star plus 4 u
Arjun: Nahin!!!Mere neha, i cant live without neha 😆 😆
Suraj: Oh!!!Bechara arjun, u cant c neha anymore
Shaku: Suraj, no moe junk food 4 u
Suraj: Arrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Arjun: Hehehehe!!!
Shruti makes an evil smile 😈

both brothers r living wihtout junk food and star plus, shruti comes in tells arjun to tempt suraj in eating junk food, arjun agrees 😛

shruti goes in suraj's room and tells him to tempt arjun in watching star plus, thus creating a problem 4 da brothers 😆 😆

suraj enters the room and finds the room covered and decorated with candy, and food and so in. arjun syas look at all this stuff, delicious and so on.

suraj, following shruti's advice, turns on the tv, and watches shhh koi hai, to make arjun jealous.

arjun: oh!!! look, gummi bears, yum yum!!

(suraj gets jealous)

suraj: oh, neha devi singh, so hot, so pretty!!!

(arjun getting jealous)

arjun: oh, cnady floss!!! yum yum!!1

(suraj getting jealous)

suraj: neha devi singh just slapped shefali, oh wow, go neha, u rock

(arjun getting jealous, and fills a cup of chocolate milk that was in the big pool in the room)

arjun: chocolate milk
suraj: big deal
arjun bites the cup
arjun: chcolate cup 😆 😆 😆

(both brothers look at each other, with jealous looks)

both: give me that!!!!

both brothers jump in the pool of chcolate and get drenched wid chcoclate, and shruti comes in says:

shruti: u both caved in and so for punishment, they have to dye their hair blonde.

both come in wid their dyed

shruti: this is the best day of my life
arjun & suraj: just get in da car so we can drop u off
arjun: how long will this dye stay on?
suraj: i don't no probably weeks, maybe months, i'm just gonna grab some breakfast, u go, arjun
arjun: ok

(after arjun goes, suraj pulls off his wig, to reveal he didn't dye his hair at all)

suraj: how thick can u lot get? 😆 😆

i'll think of another funny episode, how was that, guyz and gals?

😆 😆 😆

plz write soon

Edited by ziddi - 18 years ago

hey ppl, i'm continuing mines

this is da second episdoe (there r no recaps)

Arjun and suraj r studing 4 their driving tests, and arjun is studing and suraj is playing video games (this is da teenage version)

Arjun: Ahem!!!Ahem!!!
Suraj: Shut up!!!
Arjun: suraj, the volume, if u plz?
Suraj: Oh sorry, brother

(Suraj turns volume louder)

Arjun: I meant lower, anwayz u r supposed 2 b studying for yur driving test
Suraj: I am, look video games about cars
Arjun: i'm pretty sure that our driving test is not gonna include stuff about killing dragons
Suraj: u neva no, brother
Arjun: Look, we r gonna drive, we r gonna b men
Suraj: Yeah, mature men
Arjun: Do u wanna play checkers?
Suraj: Yeah, but i get 2 b red
Arjun: No, I wanna b red
Suraj, No,me

(Suraj blocks his ears and starts shouting la-la)

Arjun: Suraj!!!!, so much for being mature

(the day arjun and suraj get back from school, their dad, siddarth goenka blows the whistle)

Suraj: OMG, what the hell was dat for dad?
Siddarth: u didn't stop at the stop sign
Arjun: the stop sign?
Siddath: yeah, it's 4 yur driving test
Suraj: Oh, man, my whole parivaar is so pagal
Siddarth: Stop speaking half hindi and half english
Arjun: Hehehe
Suraj: Shut up!!!
Siddarth: Come on arjun, it's yur turn,
Arjun: Ok

(Shruti comes in front of the make-believe car)

Siddarth: Look there is a girl coming!!!

(Arjun pretends 2 turn the car, and Shruti pretends 2 b hurt)

Siddarth: nice going, son, u ran over yur sister
Shruti: Why is it.....dat alll......the nice ppl......go first?
Arjun (to himself): Evil!!
Suraj: Ok, i get 2 run over her next

(the day of the driving test, arjun gets his lience but suraj doesn't)

Shruti: Suraj, can u take me 2 the shops
Suraj, why r u asking me i didnt get my licence
Shruti: yeah, i like it when u say that
Suraj: Evil!!

(Arjun comes in)

Suraj: tell me how great it is 2 drive
Arjun: nah, nothing much, not that fasnating........actually, it brilliant, finally, azaadi, my independence day is cuming up
Suraj: Oh god!!!!

(Suraj gets a gf, and asks arjun 2 b da driver to take the two of them on a date)

Suraj: arjun, take a left from here
Arjun: tell yur father 2 do that
Suraj: my dad isn't here, arjun come on
Arjun: fine!!!
(the police chase arjun)

Arjun: Oh god, what have i done?
Suraj: Arjun, how could u get a ticket?
Suraj's gf: suraj, yur driver is an idiot
Arjun: i'm not his driver, i'm his brother!!!
Girl: Yur brother!!!
Arjun: Yeah, he didn't have a driver's licence, that's why i had 2 drive
Suraj: Arjun!!!!
Arjun: Dont arjun me!!
Police: i'm gonna have 2 give u a ticket
Arjun: no sir, u gonna have 2 give me 2 tickets
Police: why
Arjun: well, one 4 da car thing, and one for this!!!1

(Arjun and suraj enter a fight)

howz dat?

😆 thats great!!!!! i loved it...cont sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon! 😊

Episode 3

Arjun and suraj r at the movie premiere

arjun: guess what, suraj, i am so lucky 2day
suraj: luck, in what? scool or girlz?
arjun: evrywhere, and it's bcoz of this lucky shirt
suraj: lucky shirt? u have been watching 2 much magic stuff
arjun: i have not

(a couple r fighting in the premiere)

girl: that's it i wanna break up wid u
boy: here, take yur $1000 watch
girl: i dont want it after it's been on yur filthy wrist and have yur ring back
boy: i dont want it back
(to arjun) have the watch
girl (to arjun): have the ring
arjun: wow, a ring and a watch, oh i luv u lucky shirt
suraj (to himself): my brother is so sad!!!
arjun: i'm telling u suraj, this shirt has powers
suraj: yes arjun, the power to make children cry

(suraj's gf comes from behind, her name's nandini, she has a serious laughing problem it annoys suraj)

nandini: hehehehehe!!
suraj: oh no!!! not her again!!!
nandini: how was school then?
suraj: kinda rough but ok
nandini: i had a rough day too
suraj: what happened?
nandini: my cat died (starts laughing)
(suraj starts laughing wid her)
nandini: its not funny (starts laughing again)
suraj: oh god, help me!!!

(shruti plans to throw tomatoes on arjun/suraj from the machine, arjun comes in and shruti presses the remote and the tomatoes explode)

arjun: woah, what the.....?
shruti: i missed yur head, how can i miss yur big head?
arjun: my head is not big, it's perfect!!

(shruti is about 2 exit the room)

arjun: aren't u gonna clean this up?
shruti: it's yur room
arjun: Evil!!!

(suraj comes in looking fed up)

arjun: what's up, brother?
suraj: it's nandini, i can't stand her laughing, it's like hehehehehe
arjun: so, what do u want 2 do?
suraj: i'll break up wid her, i'll go now

(shaku comes in)

shaku: where r u going?
suraj: to break up wid my girlfriend
shaku: have fun then, son
shaku: arjun, kahiin to hoga is on and neha devi singh has replaced amna sharif as kashish
arjun: tell me u r kidding, wooo-hoooo, i'm cumin neha, mere jaan

(shaku picks up the remote, and presses it, the tomatoes fall on her) 😆 😆 😆

(suraj reaches outisde nandini's house, he practises what he is going to say to her)

suraj: ok, nandini, u r a nice girl but it's not gonna work, no no no no, nandini, i'm joining the army........navy............circus

(door opens and suraj's maths teacher comes)

suraj: mrs. raheja, i didnt expect u 2 b here
Mrs raheja: this is my house, what do u mean?

(nandini comes out)

nandini: hey, mom, what's going on?
suraj: nandini, u r her daughter
mrs. raheja: i'm going 2 b sick
suraj: rite, in there wid u 😆 😆 😆
nandini: let's play miniature golf, i'll go and get my putter

Break

episode 3(continued)

Nandini's mom: suraj, my daughter loves u
suraj: so?
nandini's mom: break her heart and i'll send u 2 summer school
s: summer school?
Nandini's mom: yes, two words u can understand, do u understand?
s: i do

(nandini's friend is dating arjun and along wid suraj and nandini, all of them r going out)

arjun: so, did u break up wid nandini?
suraj: no, man we r neva goinna break up, and we will have inappropriate laughing kids
arjun: and mrs. raheja will be yur saas
suraj: main pagal hoon raha hoon
arjun: brother, dont worry yaar, we'll sort sumthing out
suraj: that's it, arjun, i luv u, i need yur lucky shirt
arjun: nahin!!! neva!!!u neva believed in its lucky powers
suraj: i do now, plz

(the 2 brothers pull the shirt and the sleeves r ripped from the torse, later the brothers go on their dates, suraj is wearing the rest of the shirt, while arjun is wearing the sleeves)

nandini: isn't the premiere looking good today? (starts laughing)
suraj: man, i cant take it anymore, arjun, can i talk 2 u?
arjun: sure, what is it
suraj: give me the sleeves
arjun: no, u give me the torso
suraj: give me the sleeves and i'll get nandini over and done wid, and i'll give u the whole shirt 4 the nite
arjun: ok
(suraj gets the shirt on and nandini comes up 2 him)

nandini: suraj, i dont think our love story is working out
suraj: r u breaking up wid me (pretends 2 make a sad face)
nandini: yeah, u dont mind, do u?
suraj: no, conside me dumped, hang on, u r going 2 tell yur mother that u dumped me rite
nandini: yeah!!

(suraj jumps in the air happily and accidently knocks over a guy and still shouting wooooo-hoooo, and gives arjun the shirt)

suraj: i'm saved, good luck brother, wid yur date

howz dat, ppl?

very different..i wish if they show such things...
im loving it...please continue...

Episode 4, ppl, enjoy

(siddarth and shaku r going 2 dinner, for business, and both r getting ready 4 it)

arjun: woah!!!mom, where r u going?
shaku: to dinner
suraj: u no mom, it's not valentines day yet

(shaku looks at suraj)

suraj: sorry mom
shaku: it's a business dinner, yur father is talking to his boss, Mr. Khandelwal on the 4one, hopefully he'll get a promotion, if the boss gets impressed
siddarth: no, we r not

(arjun and suraj looked surprised)

siddarth: that was mr. khandelwal on the 4one, he cancelled the dinner, coz their babysitter backed out at the last minute
arjun: suraj and i can baby-sit the baby for them

(suraj spits his drink out)

suraj: baby-sit? why hello, i'm only sixteen, and already i have 2 be a sad dad that has to baby-sit babies
arjun: u r not its dad u r just baby-sitting it
siddarth: thanx guys, i really appreciate it

(the khandelwals come and leave the baby wid the brothers)

arjun: aw....look at the cute thing, who's the perfect baby, who is the perfect baby? u r, yes u r

(suraj looks fed up, and baby starts crying)

suraj: now look, u made the baby cry, coz he seen yur ugly face
arjun: ahhh, my face is not ugly!!!
suraj: just shut up, and get the baby 2 be quiet

(suraj and arjun try many techniques to keep the baby quiet, but it won't work)

arjun: suraj, play yur guitar
suraj: nice idea brother
arjun & suraj: twinkle twinkle little star, and so forth

(baby goes 2 sleep)

suraj: thank god 4 that
arjun: where r u going?
suraj: my band and i r playing at the premiere
arjun: what'll i do when the baby wake up, i cant play the guitar
suraj: u'll figure sumthing out

(suraj leaves, and arjun closes the door)

arjun: he's rite, nothing's wrong, my homework's almost done, the baby is gone.......(looks at the empty cradle).....the baby is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Break!!

episode 4(continued)

arjun: baby? baby? where r u? OMG, where r u?

(arjun goes up in his room, and looks at his incomplete catapult, the thing that swings stuff out of the window)

arjun: the catapult, no, no, the baby, in the catapult no, nahin!!!

(arjun tries a ball and flicks it and the ball is thrown out of the window)

arjun: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

(arjun calls suraj, and leaves him a message)

Arjun: suraj, i lost the baby, after u left, it went missing, help me!!!

(arjun checks the garden and looks at the top of the roof)

arjun: i can c sumthing, ahhh, my ball, hang on, if the ball is out there, the baby must be there!!!
hang on, baby, arjun brother is coming, oh god, just because i didn't take care of rahul, my rabbit pet during when i was three, u r punishing me, rahul, i bet u r happy 😆 😆 😆

(suraj comes and wonders what arjun is doing)

arjun: who's there?
suraj: it's me, and what the hell r u doing up there?
arjun: the baby.........is up.........on the roof
suraj: what?!!!!!
suraj: i'll b rite back, brother
arjun: no, suraj help me down, the ladder has fell down

(the khandelwals and shaku and siddarth cum back)

siddarth: arjun, what the hell r u doing?
arjun: i'm just trying to get my ball down
shaku: get down, this instant

(arjun jumps and lands on mr. khandlewal)

mr. khandelwal: siddarth, yur son is on me
siddarth: arjun, get up
mrs. khandelwal: where's my baby?
arjun: wait, madam, not yet

(the khandelwals go in, and find suraj and shruti looking after the baby, arjun looks surprised)

mrs. khandelwal: oh...thank u boys
mr. khandelwal: well, i guess we should go
mrs. khandelwal: was he a troublemaker?
suraj: nope, it was like as if he wasn't there at all
arjun: yeah (to suraj): i owe u one

(the khandelwals leave, siddarth and shaku leave and shruti too)

arjun: where did u find the baby?
suraj: oh same place, where i found the diary, the jacket and watch of yours
arjun: Shruti!!!!!!!!

howz dat, ppl?

😆 that was awesome!!!! cont asap. 😃