Totaram Returns!!

Note- Those who dont know who Totaram is , please go thru the link below😳
Coffee with the CVs
Loyal readers of LT have always demanded an interview with the adorable Totaram who works for the "Confuse Viewers" Production house. LT did an exclusive interview with Totaji, about his life & experience at the DMG office.

JS- "Totaram , we had heard that u  left the job a few months ago. Is it true?"
TR- "No, JS ji..I was never out of work. Actually the cvs have even given me promotion from the corner in the office to a revolving chair near the telephone."

JS- "How did u land up doing this job?"
TR- " One of the CVs live in my pados ji. Everyday he used to see me saying "haan ji haan ji' to my biwi who love to shout at me. I think he was impressed by my ability to say 'haan ji' and so gave me the job."

JS- "So what was the first job assigned to u?"
TR- " During the earlier days, I just had to keep repeating "yes, madam , aisa hi hoga, I will tell the cvs , even I want them to end together" to anyone who called up the cvs."

JS- "Actually why were u asked to repeat those words?"
TR- "humhe kya pata ji? The CVs give me salary and I am bothered only about that."

JS- " Why dont u share some interesting experience at work."
TR- "One day, I accidently listened to the caller who gave me itnaa gaaliyaan.. ki I suffered a minor stroke."

JS- "Gaaliyaan?? like what??"
TR- " The caller said, "Ku***e Ka***ne, tere Dhoti phat gayee???  do pyar karne waalon  ko alag kardiya .. sa**a  and.."

JS- "BAS! Totaji ! bas! I dont wanna have a stroke too!"
TR- " Teek hain ji.. after that I never listen to the callers.. I just tell them what I am taught to say"

JS- " u mean u are still repeating the same 'aisa hi hoga' dialogue even now?"
TR- "Nahin ji.. aaj kal mera dialogue hain "Haan ji hum scenes edit kardenge..even we dont like SR"

JS- "wait a minute! u mean the fans call u people and ask u to edit the scenes ???"
TR- " I dont listen sirji.. I only talk! As soon as they say ' SR scene", I give them this answer"

JS- " So do the cvs actually edit scenes to please the fans?"
TR- "Mujhe kya pata ji.. I havent seen the cvs for the last few weeks. They are busy watching Chinese movies to copy scenes and songs.They have even hired a chinese translator "

JS- "Thank u so much Totaram, for giving us time to interact with u. Just one more question. Since u are here talking with me, who is answering the phone calls now?"
TR- " he he, why do u think I have a real tota at the office?
(Totaram winks at JS and takes leave while poor JS sits pondering over the state of the show and the fans.)Edited by shamil - 13 years ago

Lol Shamil that was hilarious !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially the last question and answer ! 😆😆 Keep it up ! 😛

OMG.........Shamil this is HILARIOUS !! 🤣 ROFL !!

-Aditi

JS- "Thank u so much Totaram, for giving us time to interact with u. Just one more question. Since u are here talking with me, who is answering the phone calls now?"
TR- " he he, why do u think I have a real tota at the office?
(Totaram winks at JS and takes leave while poor JS sits pondering over the state of the show and the fans.)

Jhoota,😃 Such a humourous Post Yaar.🤣 Totaram,Tu sach main Tota hai yaar.CV's ne tera bhi Popat bana diya.😆 Loved & Enjoyed it Thoroughly.👏 Love You Jhoota.🤗

LMFAOO!! Hilarious but more than anything, I loveeee those emoticons. I am gonna choriiii them :D

🤣🤣 awesome post once again Shamil. Hmmmm now I know why we are deprived of SR scenes..😆

This content was originally posted by: shamil

TR- " The caller said, "Ku***e Ka***ne, tere Dhoti phat gayee???  do pyar karne waalon  ko alag kardiya .. sa**a  and.."

This content was originally posted by: shamil

Note- Those who dont know who Totaram is , please go thru the link below😳
Coffee with the CVs

Lunatic Times

Loyal readers of LT have always demanded an interview with the adorable Totaram who works for the "Confuse Viewers" Production house. LT did an exclusive interview with Totaji, about his life & experience at the DMG office.

🤣🤣🤣 confuse viewers🤣🤣 im glad u took a step forward to interview totaji🤣🤣

JS- "Totaram , we had heard that u  left the job a few months ago. Is it true?"
TR- "No, JS ji..I was never out of work. Actually the cvs have even given me promotion from the corner in the office to a revolving chair near the telephone."

🤣🤣🤣 he holds and does an important job of saving them u knw🤣🤣

JS- "How did u land up doing this job?"
TR- " One of the CVs live in my pados ji. Everyday he used to see me saying "haan ji haan ji' to my biwi who love to shout at me. I think he was impressed by my ability to say 'haan ji' and so gave me the job."

🤣🤣🤣 Haan ji haan ji🤣🤣 he has alot of patience thats why he has this job🤣🤣

JS- "So what was the first job assigned to u?"
TR- " During the earlier days, I just had to keep repeating "yes, madam , aisa hi hoga, I will tell the cvs , even I want them to end together" to anyone who called up the cvs."

🤣🤣🤣 wat was the second🤣🤣

JS- "Actually why were u asked to repeat those words?"
TR- "humhe kya pata ji? The CVs give me salary and I am bothered only about that."

poor him bhola bhaala totaram🤣🤣🤣

JS- " Why dont u share some interesting experience at work."
TR- "One day, I accidently listened to the caller who gave me itnaa gaaliyaan.. ki I suffered a minor stroke."

OMG🤣🤣 Im sure that is a daily thingy🤣

JS- "Gaaliyaan?? like what??"
TR- " The caller said, "Ku***e Ka***ne, tere Dhoti phat gayee???  do pyar karne waalon  ko alag kardiya .. sa**a  and.."

🤣🤣🤣 OMG bechara tataram uski biwi ne bhi itni gaaliyan nahi di hongi🤣🤣

JS- "BAS! Totaji ! bas! I dont wanna have a stroke too!"
TR- " Teek hain ji.. after that I never listen to the callers.. I just tell them what I am taught to say"

🤣🤣🤣JS ko stroke aagaya to we are next in line🤣🤣 gud job TR🤣🤣

JS- " u mean u are still repeating the same 'aisa hi hoga' dialogue even now?"
TR- "Nahin ji.. aaj kal mera dialogue hain "Haan ji hum scenes edit kardenge..even we dont like SR"

🤣🤣🤣 OMG new words not bad not bad, but the words are bad if SR fans are calling😲

JS- "wait a minute! u mean the fans call u people and ask u to edit the scenes ???"
TR- " I dont listen sirji.. I only talk! As soon as they say ' SR scene", I give them this answer"

🤣🤣🤣 TR get a life dude and listen before u say that🤣🤣 and edit scenes wo to its there fav hobby with couples who get sidelined after sumtym😭😭

JS- " So do the cvs actually edit scenes to please the fans?"
TR- "Mujhe kya pata ji.. I havent seen the cvs for the last few weeks. They are busy watching Chinese movies to copy scenes and songs.They have even hired a chinese translator "

🤣🤣🤣🤣 chinese movies🤣🤣🤣 i watched this taiwese show and i thought they tried copying a bit frm there and greys anatomy also in the first season they so copied a few things😡😆

JS- "Thank u so much Totaram, for giving us time to interact with u. Just one more question. Since u are here talking with me, who is answering the phone calls now?"
TR- " he he, why do u think I have a real tota at the office?
(Totaram winks at JS and takes leave while poor JS sits pondering over the state of the show and the fans.)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG real tota lucky him but wen the caller is nt asking for editing😲

Thank u jhota ji for this ONCE AGAIN U RAWK👍🏼👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Edited by nadz_J - 13 years ago

WoW Shamil................Totaram interview is amazing..............Rocking.

Loved all the questions and the answers.

Shamil...............U r rocking yaar, Such hilarious writing, though it senses the reality. Loved it. U r an Awesome writer.

Love reading Lunatic times and Love Mr.Jhootha Singh...........Always Rocks.

OMG dis is hilarious 🤣
I am falling down from my seat 🤣 🤣
Shamil u r d best yaar 👍🏼