Hey guys ! Jenn heree...! Back with One-Shot on Armaan and Shilpa...! Enojy readingg..<3 !
Love stories'.pyaar..mohabaat'pink'angles'hearts'cupid'baas
log pyaar ko yehi shamaj te hain.! Kee kuch aise samne aa jaya aur suddenly
pyaar ho jaata hain! GHANTA! Ii assure yhu aise kuch BHI nahin hota hain..! Ye
sab pyaar pyaar'(abhi ek typical filmy line boloonga) SIRF FILMO MEIN HOTA
HAIN! Jee haan..kitna bhi insaan kosish karlee'koi bhiii insaan ke saath koi
itne time taak khush nahin rhe sakte hain ! Lekin whatever'mein jitnaa is sab
se bhaag ni ki kosish karoonga na'it's impossible ..kyonkii meraa ITNA baada
khandaan merii hi picche paada hain..!Mera naam'Armaan Mallik.
Sab sab ke mere ghar mein ek film ko lekar bheta hain..apni zindgii mein ussi
film ko adapt karnii ki kosish kar rahe hain'.here let me show you:
Meri
Maa: Betaa'wo mrs.chopra kii beti
haina na..bohot sundaar hain..! Sushil hain..aur ghar ke kaam bhi BOHOT acchii
tarikee se kar leti hain..She's a perfect housewife beta.! Kaho toh baat karoon
tumari?
*Ab bolo'ye gissa pita hua dioluge kaunsni movie mein NAHIN
suna hain..!? and this mrs.Chopra..haar kahinii mein kaha sa aa tapaak padti
haainn..!*
Haar ladkii bhi..jab bhi mom ke saath mandir jaata hoon'ek
apna duppata tayaar kar deti hain udane ke liye'toh ko thali ready kar leti
hain girane ke liyee..!?
Duniya mein sab magnet hain kya? Ke mein positive poll..aur
wo negative'!
Yee duniya isiliyee pagal hain..aur sab ulte pholte..! Pyaar
pyaar pyaar..! Common man..think praticallyy..
Lekin phir ek din aya'jisne sab kuch badal diya..
'*PAUSE: typical line, ii know'lekin din roz aate hain..aur
saare din kuch na kuch badaal te hain'.*
Anywas..din aya..haann!
Mein jaa raha tha'.ii think kuch papers pick karne jaana
thaa..anywayss..!
Aagee see truck aa rahi thi(as usual-jaise har kahani mein
hota hain) aur mein phone par baat kar raha tha..not some saada hua old type Samsung jo
har hero ke paas hota hain'.ii was talking on my smexii I-phone.! Now this is
something ii LOVED..! Atleast mujhe chod ke toh nahin jaygii'(yes..meri phone
ek ladki hain..ii wasn't gonna call it a boy and turn gay to a phone) Mein
phone par baat kar raha tha'AND BAM'! Accident!
Hospital mein tha. Merii saase upar neeche'blood
pressure'heart beat..Sab kuch abnormal! Coma mein jaana ke bohot baada chance
tha'''''''..
HELLOO''!!! Stop feeling sorry for me'mujhe kuch nahin
huaa'!
REWINDDDDDDDDDDDD''..
Mein phone par baat kar raha thaa..aur truck samne seee'(har
khanii mein ye zaroor nahin ke hero ko hi kurbaani deni pade)'
Mujhme akaal thii'toh meinee gaddi rok lii'mein koi chance
nahin lenee wala thaa..mana ki typical stories mein aur ye saab mein believe
nahi karta..lekin marna nahin hain mujhe ! Maine rok lii..toh mere peeche doosri gaadi.
Kamina hero baana chala thaa'toh aa gaya
..truck ke samne..! aur DHOOM..! Accidentt'..2- 4 hadi paslii thoda kar bheta
hoga ab ghar mein.
Anyways..ye sab hote hote..mein phone par bhi baat kar raha
thaa..dad the. Kaha ki daado ke tabiyaat bohot bigaar gayi hain..aur jaldii
hospital mein aajao'!
PRESENT'..
Luckly daado coma voma mein nahin gayye..thank god! Lekin
andaar se ye feeling thi'ke kash wo coma mein hi chale jate'taaki mujhe ye toh
na suna padta'.
Dadoo: Armaan beta'''''''''''''''''''..(long pause..matlab
dadoo heartattack se toh nahin marre..lekin mujhe zaroor inke baton se
mardalege..ok ok dadoo's turn) beta'mein chaheta hoon ke
tu''''''''''''''''''''''''.(phirse..long pause'matlab ek hi baat.. "beta
shaadhi karle..isse ke phele meri saase rukh jaye
gi")'ke tu mujhe jaldi se apne bacho ke pyaari si surat dekhya''.
PAUSE: WAIT'.WHAT THE Fuhhhh.!?!? BAHCEEEE? Abhiii tak
shaadii bhi'forget shaadhi'I haven't even thought about it YET'aur dadoo seedhe
bacche par tapak pade.!? OH god''maine
toh sirf shaadhi karle suna tha'lekin Bachee..!?
Resume:
Ab mein kya boloon..aise situations mein hero typically kya
bolta hain..?
Me: Dadoo'uuuhhh, aap phele jaldi se theek hojaye(like ek
100 saal ka admi ab "jaldi" se theek hoga) ..phir hum is sab ke bare mein baat
karte hain ! Theek hain?
Dadoo: Nahin putar'mein tujhe mandap mein dekhna chatha hoon'(dadoo
agar aise hain..toh mein jaake khada reheta hoon..ismein shaadhi ki kya
zaroraat
hain)'Oyee..kaha kho gaye..?
Me: Kahin nahin'.theek hainn dadoo..jaise apki
marzi'(god..ii don't know what the hell im getting myself im..shaadhi..aur
MEIN..!? Eeeeee)
Agle hi din'ladkii wale aane shuru hogaye'aur meri mayet
shuru..!
Me: Mom..im tired'kuch khaana ke liye lao naa'!
Aur koi random ladkii ayii'gonghat mein'shamaj gaya..nayii dulhan. Lekin
yeh mere ghar mein'mere kitchen mein kyon thi..! Isn't the ritual something
like..ii have to go to her house..!? Jo
bhi ho'I was hungry, toh meine jaldi mein tray mein dekha..toh DHOKLA..!?
GUJRATI ladkii'? Mein mar gaaya'! Yaar..ye gujrati log bohot dangerous hote
hainn'apne gossips se sabke minds par control and I tell yhu for sure..ek din
ye apne dhokle ke saath saath Obama ko khoorsi se nikaal kar raj karne
lagege'.!
Ladki: lee jiye na..
Me: uhh..nahin..i'm fine
Ladki: aare lekin maine
apni haato se banaye the.
Me: Abb'nahin. Mujhe bhook nahin hain.
Ladki: Jee theek hain
Ladki ki maa: Dikra taaroh gonghat uucho kar..
Lo'gujrati shuru..! Ye log..khabhi hindi baat hi nahin kar
sakte'Ya toh Gujrati..ya phir solar system jaise round round English.
Usne apna cehera dikhaya'.and wow. I was like FROZEN. Armaan
mallik WAKE UP! She was beautiful. Uska chaand sa cehera. Uskii twinkling
smile. Uska baal uud rahethee'ukse chera par..just brushing her face..and
BLOCKING MY VIEW'.!
Me: Oyee
Chintu'.kidhki(window) baand kar
ghadde!
Wo hasne lagi thii'.it was cute.
Mom: Armaan beta'usse apna kamra dikaoo..
Ab uthna bhi padega'.here simple tarika'maine toh apna karma hazaroo baar dekha
hainn'toh she can go by herself na'
Me: Upar jaake'down the hall'2 left'last kamra..! Wo meraa
hain'thoda floor slippery hain..toh apnee heels nikaal kar jaana..
Mom: Armaan'stop joking'go with herr..
Joke nahin maar raha tha'apka sense of humor itna bura
hain..toh merii galti kaise..!
Mom: Stop talking to yourself...Jaoo armaan.
Me: Haan. Chaliye
Room mein legaya'.10 min. taak chup behete'..
PAUSE: Abbe..jabhii ladka ladki milte hain'.ye bhi koi
ritual hain..ke 10 min taak kuch nahin bol sakte..agar bolo get oh koi bhookam
aajye ga..!?
Resume:
Me: So, what your name?
Ladki: Shilpa'
Me: I'm srry..mein Raj nahin hoon.
Sh: Jee?
Me: Well..this goes two way'First of all'wo simran wala
raj..that's SO not mee'no love stories..vagera vagera..!! And second of all'Shilpa Shetty
haina..uske paati ka bhi naam Raj Kundra..toh yhu see.. J
Sh: Tumme shaddhi nahin karni na..?
Me: look im really Sorry
mera matl'..(mein ruk gaya..ye
mujhe slap nahin karne wali thi) 'uhh what?
Sh: Simple..tumme shaadhi mein KOI intrest nahin hain?
Me: Haha'not really..!
Sh: Good..because mein bhi in saab mein believe nahin
kartii!
Me: What..!?(abbe..ye toh sample nikli) but you're a GIRL!
Sh: and you're clearly a guy'lekin isse kya different pad
tha hain..!?
Me: idk'.tum itna suna kyon rahi ho'.
Sh: mein suna nahin rahi hoon..samjha rahi hoon !
Me: tum bohot bolti ho..yhu know that
Sh: Yaa'ii doo J ! Accha now stop this
faltu talks'aur kaam ki baat karte hain..
Me: Kaam ki baat bhi hain?..please tell me ..ke tum koi
majboori mein aake haan toh nahin kardogii'..typical STORY'
Sh: Nahin. Iss baar majboori tumarii hain!...jald se jald
tume shaddhi karni hain'mere paas time hainn..bus patience nahin!
Me: Patience?
Sh: Gujurati family se hoon. Pura ka pura khandaaaa''
Me: It's ok..shamajh gaya.
(becahri..gujju hain)..So what's the catch?
Sh: No real catch.
Me: Ye sab kehete hain'lekin kuch na kuch hamehsa hota hain.
Sh: Ya you right..there is one. Mujhe modling karni
hain..aur mein
Me: Gujurati ho'Yehi naa..To tum mujhse shaddi karongi
kyonki tumme model baana hain? (nahin kahini hain..)
Sh: Tumaraha family quiet open hain..toh unne problem bhi
nahin hogii'aur tumari shaadi ke janghat bhi khatam'
Me: Lekin mujhe doosri ladkiya bhi mil sakti hain yhu
know..why only you?
Sh: Kyonki mein mein hoon! ..aur kaun idior mard nahi
chahega ke uski shaadhi ek model se ho
Me: Hmmm'.ii guess it could go that way..(atleast pyaar and
all se toh door rahoonga)
Abb'ab kya? Shaadi hogayii'aur mein uss sab detail mein
nahin jaana wala..ii mean wohi joote choraoo'ye karo wo karo..paise do'meinee
thaan lit hi ke no paise giving this time ! toh kya? Meine diyee na'jhoote
paise'Muahahahahaha !๐
Ab pyaar toh har typical story mein hota hainaa? Meri story
mein'? Haha..nahh..ye alag story thi.!
*Idiot..hua tha pyaar'..Haan..! Mein Shilpa
&&all though ye kahanii thodi'nahin nahin kaafi alaag hain..pyaar toh
hua tha..kyonki har kahani mein khabhi na khabhi toh pyaar hone hi tha kyunkii
dilwaale dulhaniya le ko gaye the'baad
mein Life partners baangaye'and akhir mein'Dil Mil Gaye*
Abbe..merii MAA..chup karoo ! Ye duuniyaa barbaad
hogayii..pyaar ke iss lovely feeling meinn'! Lekin merii yaani armaan mallik se
ek tip: 'Believe in Love'or the universe will bury you deep into loads and
loads of LOVE
Okayy readers! That was itt...! Just one little thing..the whole gujurati thing...Gujju people who read it..please don't mind huh๐..Infact I myself am gujuratiii๐..! Hehe. Do comment and tell me what yhu thought!! Thank yhu..&& don't forget to press the like button!!
-Jenn:)
Edited by shine_bright - 13 years ago