Dr.Champa 
, the new intern at the Sanjeevani Hospital has discovered an innovative treatment for a "Bipolar Disorder ". Mr.Ranjha Rathore , a depression patient who was not responding to any treatment has been miraculously cured by Dr.Champa and her colleagues . When contacted, Miss Champa told this reporter more about the 'treatment'. She said its known as "seduction therapy". For this one has to dress like a' sexy kitten' 
and sing an item number at sharp 2.30 at midnight followed by occasional touching of their body and lo! Within 5-10 minutes, the patient is fully recovered!! Miss Champa explained that this type of seduction persuades a man to come out of 'coma'against his will.
She further added that, for female patients, it's better if some hunk did the treatment. Dr.Keerti is very pleased with Champa's therapy and has asked all the doctors and interns to practice new seduction moves to help the patients.
Meanwhile Rakhi Sawant has filed a case against the CVs of DMG . This paper had earlier reported that Miss Sawant had been approached to play the role of Dolly a nurse . But later the CVs dropped the idea and decided to bring back Champa Adam . This has angered Rakhi. When approached, rakhi blew her nose and said "Mera bhi ek dil hain, ek armaan hain..ke mein bhi ek achha role karu..But these CVs have treated me like dirt. How can they do this to me???? I am the Amitabh Bachhan of television. They had promised me an item number "Dekh Le' to cure a dying patient and now they made Champa do it??? How ridiculous!! Is she hawt like me???? And can u call that a 'seducing dance'?? Hosh udaana aur behosh karna bachhon ka kaam nahin..yeh toh sirf mein hi kar sakti hoon..I am not going to leave them. I will fight them thru court coz am a law abiding citizen. Mein unko chodungi nahin!"
Lets hope the Cvs do get time to solve this problem as they are still busy watching and copying scenes from movies and their own show, "Dill Mein Ghaas".
Jhoota singh, Lunatic Times
Related topic- Rakhi Sawant Enters DMG!
Edited by shamil - 13 years ago
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