Boy: aisa khat likh sajni!..meri umar beet jaye partey partey.
Girl: (i=0i>xE'L*c&x^%$?7#w@!&l_H%g*""le sajna,ab parh!
husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.
he asks," how's the situation?"
They said, "It's fine, 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch,last one was a duck!"
(duck=out with 0 runs in cricket)
A guy pulled out 5 people frm a building on fire,later he was punished to go to prison!why??
-he pulled out da fire fighters.
1st frnd- yaar mein jis larki se pyaar karta tha,usne mujhse shaadi nahi ki
2nd- tu ne bataya ni ki tera abu crore pati hai
1st frnd- bataya
2nd- toh phir?
1st- usne abu se karli!
hope its not posted b4!! :D
Edited by Jugni.G - 13 years ago